What would you do if someone barged in the bathroom while you were pooping on the toilet cornered you and started screaming at you?

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I lost my cool when this happened to me. Thank you everyone for at least confirming that I’m not the only one who would be irate. I hope the judge understands the situation also.
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Most Helpful Girls

  • I bet I would be done a lot quicker 😆 I don't really know. I would be like wtf are you doin talking to me while I'm poopin you freak! By the way... what are the screaming about anyhow or does that not matter. I have the image in my head of someone yelling at me to hurry up and poop faster.

    If it were a guy I'd just snip his junk.

    • It was an insane woman

    • So I've already cut his shit off is what you are saying? 😆

    • No, the woman did this to me for the last time…

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  • I'd for sure lose it on that person. I don't allow anyone to scream at me especially when pooping

Most Helpful Guy

  • Calmly finish wiping my ass, flush, adjust my pants, and without washing my hands, proceed to slap them across the face for being an idiotic asshole. Then I'd wash my hands and leave them standing there in the bathroom.

    Bathroom fights are so middle school.

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  • hopefully the smell of my shit will cause him to pass out

    • Or her. But I guess not

  • If it’s a stranger they’re dying right there in the smelly stall.


    If it’s someone I know, I’d just pretend they’re not there until I’m finished, wash my hands and then slap them.

  • Say get the FUCK out?

    • This was repeated loudly many times

  • Well hopefully there would be a stall there cause if so then they’d be yelling at the stall walls and would probably make me shit faster lol. Not to mention after shitting faster and wiping faster, I’d probably scream in confusion right back 😂

  • Throw toilet paper at them

    • Don’t throw poop, you’ll go to jail

    • Toilet paper. Where did the poop come from?🤣😕

    • That’s why I went to jail

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  • Tell them to get out

    • I don't know lol

    • Oh, I screamed it

    • This really happened? Lock the door next time?

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  • WTF?

  • Depends who it was,

    • Yeah? How so