What would you do if this happened?

You're about to have sex and your penis falls off? 😳
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Superb Opinion

  • Noooooooooooo! I'd cry with my dickless ass right then and there. Bury my head in teddy bear. You'd comfort me to sleep while we mourn for my lost peep. I'm a sheep. I'm playin. Keep your eyes on me baby while I go down to where I'm stayin. Throw my dick and balls to the side. Save it for later watch the tongue glide. Keep your eyes on me. Get out of my tounge's way I'm plowing your meat souffle. Save my dick for later right now I'm cravin your flavor. We'll stuff it up nice and tight. You got something to remember me everyday and everynight.

Most Helpful Guy

  • Always have a toolkit. Just screw it back on and tighten it up. Ready to go!

    • Way to think ahead👍🏽

    • What head? 🙀😱😵😓👉 😭

    • 😂🤣🤣👏🏽

Most Helpful Girls

  • I’d put it back on and make sure the straps are done properly. Not sure what the problem is.

    • 😂🤣😂

  • Wonder where the hell I got one from to begin with lmao

    • 😂🤣😂

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • Probably pass out and hope its back on when i get up

  • I'd shrug, bend over, and wait for her strap-on to make me squeal like a pig.

  • Become a Lesbian for the night 🤣,

  • He probably has PIED porn-induced erectile dysfunction see a doctor for help it's very common among modern men

  • Time to find out how super superglue really is!

  • I don't have a penis, but I'm pretty sure I would immediately over-analyze the entire thing.

  • Pray for that guy. 😔🤲 Alhamdulillah 🙄🙏 Amen

    • Dat guy would be u in dis situation 😂

    • Oh no, that guy would deserve it if God allows it. That guy. 👉🏽 👨🏻‍🦰 👈🏾

    • I'm not sure what to say about that 😂

  • Use toys and my hands / mouth so she at least gets some pleasure herself :P

  • Hope its a dream
    Pass out
    Cry
    Call 999

  • Literally drop everything and rush to the hospital

  • Stick it up my girls ass and sew it shut

  • Must be for the gals - just pick up the dildo and stick it back on!

  • Cause I'm a greek statue.

  • prob kill me

  • you just described my nightmare...

    • 😂🤣sry

    • But ya probably the first honest opinion😂

    • Thanks!!

  • Stick it back on with glue

  • I'd try to play it off like "ah damn, not again"

  • Id probably jump off a bridge if it couldn't be reattached, lol.

  • I'd go down on my Girl.
    I'd finger Her.
    I'd touch Her all over.
    I would give Her the pleasure She deserves, whether or not my penis is gone. ❤️

  • Damn it!! Not again!! 😎

    • 🤣😂

    • "30 minutes of pressure and the super glue still fails."

    • @senor_bacon it was gorilla glue and it didn't work. 😥 😂

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