Superb Opinion

  • Rent one out to someone that doesn't have one. For that matter, I'd rent them both out! It's not like anybody's putting them to any good use already! The one I've got isn't doing me any good so, just go ahead and take it! See if I care! What's the point of having a big dick if no one's ever gonna make use of it?

    • I understand the frustration!

Most Helpful Guy

  • I'd take turns using it and my original penis. It would be kinda fun to ask my SO, "Left or right dick tonight?"

    • Lmao

Most Helpful Girls

  • I'd assume that I turned into a koala 🐨 maybe a kangaroo or any other animal that has two penises

    • Wow! I certainly did not know that

    • ‘Down under’ ;)

    • Yeah I think it's really that they have two heads or something. Not exactly two full penises

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  • I could live with that. *snort* What did I just say? I need breakfast.

    • Lol! Sounds fun anyway! 🤣

    • Yes. I’ll give you that. 😂

    • @dustybiker For a moment you had me seriously worried there! 😂

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • Damn it better be thick and long enough for me to 🤬😈 myself with or else it would be useless to me

    • Lol right

  • Double penetrate…

    • Oh yeah!!! 😎

  • Aren't you tired of extra penis questions yet?

    • Probably not. I’m hopeless truly

  • Extra would imply I have one now, which I don't, but I'd appreciate it 😂

    • Lol you want one though?

    • Or would it just be fun

    • It would be interesting. I have one already, someone else keeps it nice and safe for me.

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  • Panic

    • Lol it’s ok it’s ok! Just a penis no big deal

  • Since I'm a girl. i would probably faint!

    • Lol I bet you would

  • Try and see if they can support my weight when laying face down with two boners.

    • Cock push-ups!!! Lol

  • ask a woman, if she ever milked a cow, than approave for her to do a hand job , and wager on the left or right busting first.

    • That would be fun

  • Probably die of shock!

    • Lol!! 😂

  • Where? I guess I could donate to someone wanting a sex change. I certainly only need one.

    • Lol I suppose

    • Do you keep the new one or the old one then LOL

  • Hah! Nice.
    I guess I'd have to get checked out to see if I ejaculate eggs or if I'd have to get something fixed so I don't accidentally inbreed with myself.

    • Lmao 🤣 I’ve never even considered that possibility

  • THANK YOU JESUS!!!

    • Lol 😂

  • Assuming they both worked fully, I'd be well chuffed. I think my partner might be pretty pleased too, we could do away with this then.

    What would you do if you grew an extra penis?
    • That’s an awesome toy!!! Never seen one! You’d be in heaven

    • Shed be in heaven.

  • Punch it until it goes away😤

    • I actually really love this option!!! 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • Define "punch"...🤔

    • It would be really painful to punch it

  • Cut it off

    • I knew your answer already Lol, and I’d want to watch

  • I would donate the smaller one to someone else. Im keeping the biggest one 😂😂

    • Lol nice! Why not keep both though?

    • Probably be too weird if a woman saw that I had two penises. Might warrant unwanted attention if word got around.

    • Lol I get it! I’m already weird so I guess it wouldn’t change my lifestyle much

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  • Use both hands to masturbate.

    • Definitely! Me too

    • Can also get a handjob and blowjob at the same time or two girls going down on them. Possibilities are endless

    • Omg yes! Hell yes!!!

  • I would look for a girl with two vaginas.

  • it depends on where is was growing.

    • Lol! Forehead maybe

    • Hmm, thats a tough one.. I could remove it to avoid being called dickhead, or I could become a porn actor guitarist named "dp the headbanger"

    • I’m already a dickhead so I’d keep it there lol

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  • You would be crazier than a two-peckered goat.

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