What would you do if you walked in on your daughter masterbating?

[Dog20]

Let's say your daughter is very lonely and stays in her room a lot. And you randomly walk in on her fingering herself. - what would you do?

[Account2]

I'd ask her to next time put something on the door handle so I know not to go in. And don't stick anything actually in because you could break the hymen-- actually maybe Jolene should tell her that. Yeah I'd walk out and tell Jolene, and she could talk to her about that. She wouldn't like me talking with her about that stuff anyways, or seeing it. So I'd just leave actually.

[MannMitAntworten]

Do a rapid about face and close her door then pour myself a Scotch and tell myself over and over that what I saw her doing is completely normal. Pretty certain I would never bring it up to her either. If she does with me... Not sure what the heck I would say. Maybe a wise crack. I really have no idea.

[EmmaMary]

Obviously I would quietly leave her to it, and unless she brings up the subject, I would say nothing.

[EmmaMary]

Thank you for the MHGirl.

[MikeGaveO]

"Do you... Want money to buy a toy?"

Because I'm all about embarrassing others, that's my guilty pleasure

[ZackBan]

I probably won't get the chance to say or do anything before she kicks me out in embarrassment so I'd just walk back out with a poker face and pretend it never happened.

[markscott]

I would immediately leave, as I say "I'm sorry." I might bring it up later, just to say it's OK, and it's normal, so she wouldn't think I thought badly of her.

[normalice]

Walk back out. Pretend i saw nothing. Maybe if she had an older sister or cousin, or even mother as a last resort, suggest she purchase a vibrator for her.

[InfobotsMom]

I would say "Quit flicking your bean and tidy your room!" 😒

[Porter21]

I would leave her alone and let her enjoy herself! After all I masturbate so I see nothing wrong with it!

[wankiam]

teach her how to spell it... only joking. if this hypothetical thing was ever to happen i would walk straight out again but if i had a daughter i wouldn't be the sort of parent to walk into her room without knocking anyway

[boggboss]

Apologise and walk out and not mention it unless she wanted to talk about it

[foxrider77]

Leave some mature magazines on her desk. Let her experience what is nature.

[ImagineSketchy]

Just leave the room.

[Agape93]

Buy her a toy and install a lock

[Dargil]

Turn around, walk out and never say anything.

[reptocarl]

Say sorry and close the door

[Gatman34]

I’d never have kids but I walked in on my younger cousin once. I just said sorry and left

[KarenBacon]

Leave and knock next time.

[Sambo22685]

That's what I would do to. Not the first time I've been caught🤣🤣

[GOOSEBOY78]

learn to knock first.

[goaded]

It wouldn't happen, I knock. If it did, I'd walk out again, what else?

[AngelLily]

I would tell her to stop.

[Dog20]

Why?

[AngelLily]

I don't believe in masterbation.

[kymberz]

why not?

[kymberz]

i mean why don't you believe in masturbation and i am really curious to hear your answer...

[Dog20]

What would you do if Dustin was your son?

[Sambo22685]

It's natural and healthy. I do it a lot

[AngelLily]

@kymberz Well I believe there are draw backs of doing so scientifically also I'm a Christan.

[AngelLily]

I would say the same.

[kymberz]

see Angel Lily... that's what i was hoping you would say. so He does work in crazily, majestic ways. i liked a lot of responses because we live "in" this world but we are not "of" it. and you just proved it to me. and i agree completely. thank you very respectfully for this beautiful answer. you have healed many wonders and doubts. yer like magic eh?

[AngelLily]

@kymberz Thanks 😁❤️

[kymberz]

you are very welcome!

[Texaskid1]

I would laugh.

After that I would troll her for all eternity.

[quipjohn]

Knock first