What would you do if your girlfriend farted on you? (on purpose)?

I have a fart fetish and really wanna fart on my boyfriend lol buttttt obviously, farts are kinda gross (even tho they also turn me on.) and I don't know how he would react. he farts around me all the time and has even farted on me once (which was sexy af😂😍) but I think it's different, since farting on him would turn me on.. I haven't told him that I like farts either by the way, too awkward.. so, any opinions? and yes, I 100% understand that a fart fetish is weird okay, but I can't help what turns me on🤷🏽🤷🏽🤷🏽
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  • Girl, you're a weird and strange one at that but hey ho each to their own and all that! Oh my days, imagine having a freaking funky little fart fetishist of a girlfriend? Whatever next?

    What you shouldn't do and I strongly emphasise on the word shouldn't is...

    Ask him to kneel behind you to check your upper thighs for something that doesn't exist ;-)

    Casually bend over and look behind you at him...

    Let rip when he's so close to your butt you can feel his breath!

    Like I said, I trust that you'll not do such a thing as you're a good girl, right? ;-)

    The above wasn't an idea at all. It was merely an example of what you shouldn't do, OK!

    I mean it may seem like an idea but it's not really to be interpreted that way. But then again, how strong's your willpower? 😂

    • hahahahah😂😂😂 thanks for the laugh! and the idea😈😈😈 I meannnn... the advice of what not to do😂😁😁😁😜

    • You're welcome! I can now hand on heart put my hand up and without any guilt or fear of being wrongly accused even though this is incredibly bizarre (!) say that I, as a member of GAG do now know someone, somewhere in the world that's a friendly yet freakingly funky, fart fetishist! Well that's different isn't it! Talking to friends: "So, who did you meet today?" Me: You wouldn't believe if I told you 😂 Don't worry girl, your secret's safe with me, and the other GAG members and those on the internet who 'don't' search for fart fetish 🙈

    • 😂😂😂😘😜

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  • Personally I'd say talk to him about it and let him know. That's usually the best way to go with this sort of stuff. Maybe get into the conversation by asking him if he has any kinks or anything while y'all are in bed.

    • that's actually a good idea.

    • It might feel a bit weird at first, but honesty is the best policy in my opinion. And hey! Maybe he has some kinks he's into as well that he's embarrassed about, you never know!

    • that's so true!! thank you🙂 haven't told anyone before, so it's super uncomfortable. but ills give it a shot

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  • Eproctophilia, or Fart fetishism, is the sexual attraction to human flatulence, mainly heterosexual males attracted to female flatulence. Fart fetishism is sometimes seen as a softer form of coprophilia. It's not weird. Lots of people have such fetish. Communicating with your partner is not about talking. Communication in your relationship is about true connection and passion with the one you love. Opinion of any user doesn't matter. Ask your partner.

    • This is like a chatgpt generated opinion, before chatgpt was available to public.

    • @RoosterBreast People were there before chat GPT too who have contributed to community.

  • It happens lol

    • hmmm but what if she did it on purpose?

    • Yea lol. That's what I'm talkin about. It happens lol. Trust me, there are fetishes that are a lot grosser than farting. I'd say wait a long time tho. Make sure your relationship is really going to stand the test of time ya know?

    • oh hahah! yeah you're right, definitely want to make sure it's gonna be a long term thing first

  • Laugh, and then fart on her 😂

  • Hard to say what he would think, you'd need to be rather open-minded about things to not find it really weird at first. But affection for eachother has a way of making people more open-minded. So i wouldn't worry telling him.

    If it was me though I'd have problems with it. Essencially a fart is a spray-cloud of shit-particles.

    But then again, long-term couples farting around eachother is common, just not in a sexual way. As far as I know. Not something to feel ashamed of ofc. Like you said, it turns you on.

    • thanks for the honest opinion and for not being rude about it!👍🏼😊

  • Oh my goodness.. if a woman ever sat down on my face and then ripped a good, long, loud fart in my face, I'd probably propose marriage to her the next day.. lol

  • Omg i feel you. I also have a fart fetish.

    We can’t control What turn us on🤷‍♀️

  • Not cool

  • You'd be wearing a 'butt plug" LOLOLOL🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷‍♂️

  • Prepare your nose for the most deadly fart in the history of our relationship.

  • First off it would love it if you message me privately but at the same time I don't think it's weird at all I know it's kind of strange to some people. But I like the fact that you like to fart on a guy I would love it if you farted on me I would bury my face into your crotch I would even lick your ass while you farted and I like farting on a girl I have a girl that I met a while back and she actually is in college right now but we enjoy it when we meet up it's something that we both have a fetish for sometimes I'll let her squat on my face and a pair of panties and let her fart in my face cuz she's a gassy girl and sometimes I'm gassy I think you and I would have a lot of fun doing that on the side

  • A fart fetish seriously? You make the feet fuckers look normal.

  • I would be yukkkk.

  • Uh wow, gross. Don't do it.

  • As long as it wasn't on my face (can give me pink eye) I'm indifferent.

  • You just need a man to press his hard dk into your ass. Thatll teach ya

  • I would just think it was gross and weird.

  • put some dick in her ass

  • You must tell him and have his opinion. You may be allowed to do what turns you on. Lol

  • I need a girl like you! I have a fart fetish too. Hard to mention to anyone but I want to explore my fetish feelings. Do you belong to a group of fellow fart fetishes?

    • I understand. Im a female. And i also have a fart festish

    • Hit me up

  • Its super bad

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