What would your reaction be when suddenly an earthquake happens while you're shitting in the toilet? ?

Question

There was an earthquake while I was on the toilet and I kept on shitting.

GoodGuyBreakingBad · Accepted Answer

That would be something, I know my cousin was in the elevator
coming down the building and she felt the building shake we had
an earthquake in Pennsylvania very seldom does Pennsylvania US
has earthquakes but I live 20 miles south of Pittsburgh Pa US and
where I live the earthquake felt just like vibrations but on that day
my cousin was at work when she was in the elevator

Soteris · Accepted Answer

Since the ground already provided the dramatic camera shake I would start blasting dramatic orchestral music to complete the full bathroom experience that most reflects my state of being on the inside after eating spicy food.

15_Debo · Accepted Answer

I'd keep going and then just sit there for the house /room to collapse  Nothing appeals me more than the idea of death!!! Life's shitty sometimes

purplepoppy · Accepted Answer

Just remember that If the house collapses you'll be found dead on the toilet. Worse still they might not find you and you'll spend eternity like that

DonkeyDan · Answer

Well I guess the constipation would be resolved 🤣

Cherry234 · Answer

I would get the hell out as quickly as I can

Dargil · Answer

Get out of the building, fast.

Kdizzle85 · Answer

When you gotta go you gotta go, so keep on shitting for as long as possible, bro!

exitseven · Answer

Might as well finish what you started. Although if it got really bad and you were killed would you like people to find you sitting on the throne like Elvis.