When was the last time you had a squirting orgasm?

[Anonymous]

Gushing, intense, powerful, wet

[SueShe]

You are addressing a myth more than a fact of life.

I guess that you are referring to the urination that those ladies in porn clips are releasing, mixed with a substantial amount of water that is "pumped" into the genitals of those poor victims to make you believe that something like that can indeed happen.

Bad news for you. The porn industry relies just as much as the film industry on tricks and other make belief effects.

Perhaps that you should refrain from consuming too much of those lewd and perverted clips and come back to earth to face reality. Sorry, it is just not happening as what you are used to seeing...

[PrettyPriya]

It was a Friday. Wait, no. It was a Saturday. Yes, that was the night. I had just finished cleaning up from cooking dinner. I sat down at the kitchen island to relax and spontaneously combusted.

I was as shocked as could be that I reached orgasm with no actual stimulation. I think that is the secret to cracking this seemingly impossible girl achievement. So, listen up ladies. It is simple.

Good Thai food and light chores, followed by brief relaxation and viola! Seeing as we can have multiple orgasms, I was tempted to try this again, but I had run out of Thai food and things to clean. So, you can see the dilemma I had. Either stuff myself with another food and hope for the best or wait until the next weekend and double up in my Thai noodle recipe.

I will report back…

[SueShe]

Could you lend me £30 so I can sample some Thai cooking that will lead me to something like that? I haven't had Thai food in such a long time. Such an organism (shrimps) in Thai cooking must be a dream to sample :-)

[PrettyPriya]

@SueShe I would be more than happy to send my recipe. Though, I am not sure if it was the extra spice I used or the dish soap change for cleaning up that was the ultimate culprit. I just wish it was pretzels the pretzels instead. 🥨

[SueShe]

Never mind the recipe. I know you are super busy. Thanks for the pretzel. That will do my day :-)

[PrettyPriya]

What a strange autocorrect I just noticed. My device must know I have pretzels on the brain.

[SueShe]

I did think for a moment that those pretzels got to you when I read the sentence but I thought that you must have had an overload...

[Nikki1989]

Really? This question again?

[Anonymous]

Not yet