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  • Either down the toilet or in one of my sex toys.
    I never understood why most men jerk off in their beds or while sitting at their study desk. Personally for me, I’m a clean freak and I would never think of doing that. I’m sure you have heard of the cum sock stereotype by now, though I’m not a fan of it. Socks can be kinda rough and it might chafe your penis with frequent use or if one is going at it with too much force and speed. I love having my solo time in my toilet, though it has nothing to do with privacy or anything considering I am the only one living on my floor (in my house).
    I do have a high sex drive and being single, I jerk off more often than when I was in a relationship with a satisfying sex life.
    Thank god for the invention of sex toys, they’re really a life saver in times like this. I acquired a number of toys over the years, both through my own curiosity and also with my ex-partner.
    Being single, I now have the opportunity to put them to good use. One of my toys require a power outlet and so I got one installed in my bathroom for that purpose. Secondly, my fleshlights come with a shower mount, allowing me to affix it to my toilet wall and then having my way with it during solo time. Those are great as there’s no mess at all. The toys ‘trap’ the cum inside and I only wash them after 2 or 3 orgasms in one sitting. I find that it’s more acceptable for girls to masturbate in bed as they’re less likely to make a mess (unless they’re a squirter of course).

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  • By far, the most luxurious is a hot wash cloth. …which feels like I am being jerked off by a Thai Air stewardess. Usually, I just use a piece of tissue (paper towel is, actually, less likely to stick.)

    If I am having a good chat with someone -or laying next to someone- I find it very hot to just lay on the bed and let it go all over me. …obviously, followed by a shower.

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  • I put it into a hose and spray it all over a hot chick in a bikini, and warm summer day in February.

    • Well played

  • Usually the toilet. Nothing fancy. Sometimes the shower. Occasionally the shop trash can when I use an air compressor to shoot a powerful stream of air that actually does the "stroking." That's about it I think. Anywhere else is just nasty.

  • Most of the time, down the drain. Occasionally into clothing or tissues.

  • Wherever I aim my dick. Sometimes on my stomach/chest. Other times onto a towel or bedsheets. or if I'm getting a handjob (which all guys love!) it goes all over her hand and my chest. What (if at all) have your boyfriends said about where they shoot off? Nice caption in ur question by the way!

  • First on a long piece of toiletpaper and then folded into the toilet.. *Flush*

  • Wherever it decides to fly.

  • I mean it usually goes on my belly but I always wipe it off with a rag or something. And then go wash my hands.

  • Usually, on some tissue, try to stay clean and minimize the mess. I don't do it in the shower as that's kind of gross for anyone else using it, regardless of me cleaning it every few days.

  • Tissues and down the toilet! haha

  • Usually on my stomach. Down the drain if I'm jerking in the shower.

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