When you forget to put away your dildos and your 5 year old grabs them and asks “what are these” anyone else 🙈?

[loves2learn]

[Bluemax]

This is why master bedrooms should have locks.

My sister-in-law told me her kid got into her tickle box.

I suppose if it were my kid, I would say that's something very special to mommy and you must not touch it.

My friends and I used to go over to my friend's house and smuggle his father's Playboy mags out to the garage. Once when we were rummaging around their closet to find them, we stumbled across Mrs. Gross's costume box. Sexy lingerie, leather collars, crotchless panties, etc. My friend was very embarrassed. I never looked at Mrs. Gross quite the same way again. It was weird when she'd come at us with a tray of snacks and be like, "Hey kids! Who wants cookies?"

[loves2learn]

It has a hinge lock at the top but if the door isn't locked they barge in lol

[abc3643]

This is nothing really.
I was about 4 when I walked in my parent's bedroom and they were doing it.
I didn't turn into an axe murderer or a Republican.

[loves2learn]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank GOD not a republican.

[Neko911]

Not to be rude but that's seems sorta irresponsible to me. A child should never be able to find something one doesn't want them to. Like that should have been put in a place a child can't get to, Like knives and stuff are put up in a safe place away from said child

[loves2learn]

I am careful with knives. No guns. Forgive me I am human.

[Neko911]

That's fine. I'm just pointing out in the future to have them put where he can't get them. Like in a legit safe place.

[loves2learn]

Noon sex + working day + brain fart. Shit happens. Easier said than done.

[Neko911]

True. But you gotta learn. Especially if you don't want then in said item

[elizamichale1]

Not 5 but almost 4
My twin boys r almost 4 n i found them throwing my dilfos vibrators n butt plugs at each other

[loves2learn]

Lmao! Toy fight!

[elizamichale1]

Yup exactly n i had to put my share as well as they were getting too stubborn to give me so i was like these are only mommy's toys not urs.. lol

[loves2learn]

Lmao! I caught this same son wearing a cock ring as a bracelet last year. He was very upset I would not let him keep it. 😂

[elizamichale1]

Lol i can imagine the little awkwardness n the fun side at same time

[gaguser30]

They might throw dicks soon at girls like that 😂

[elizamichale1]

@gaguser30 well boys r going to be boys then

[gaguser30]

So you would like them being like that? 😉

[elizamichale1]

@gaguser30 well whats there to like or dislike huhh isn't it natural for boys n girls to be involved like that

[Stazz76]

It's a bedside snake bat.

[JuliaStyles]

Sometimes even adults have no clue what a toy does.

[loves2learn]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[MrReliable12]

Ewwwwwww 😂😂😂

[Bluemax]

Boy, that pic sure does give new meaning to the phrase putting one's foot in one's mouth. 😄

[Lliam]

"It's... um... a toy rocket ship."

[ChrisMaster69]

@loves2learn lol these things are sent to try us.

mine found a full ‘dress up box’

it had cat costumes in it.

having your daughter come in with kitten ears, collar and asking how the tail fitted 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[BennyClark]

Lol that would of been a interesting situation. How it you answer that?

[loves2learn]

Omg! @chrismaster69 I love it

[BabyGirlRobin]

Sounds like bad parenting or monitoring to me.

[rebeliouse]

@babygirlrobin bit harsh how many kids do u have?

[loves2learn]

Thanks @rebeliouse. 🥰

[BabyGirlRobin]

@rebeliouse I don't have any kids, I don't think it's relevant either. Things that you don't want your kids to get into, you have to put them up and watch your kids. Say it's not a dildo, what if it's a knife or a gun or something dangerous? The concept of not watching your kids and laughing about it online is kind of concerning in itself.

[loves2learn]

@babygirlrobin knives are safely put away, no guns. The kid was rummaging through the master bedroom while I was working. You try working full time, parenting and teaching during covid then come back and talk shit.

[rebeliouse]

@babygirlrobin when you have to look after kids and work and do everything else in life and never have any mishap then get back to me

[BabyGirlRobin]

I'm glad they are, but it's your own fault for having children and not being able to watch them. I know if my dad had a fleshlight and I was playing with it as a kid and he didn't put it up and I remembered it, I would be grossed out. And that's not even the worst part, you're laughing about it online for being a terrible parent and an immature person so congratulations, for your little valuable time, get off this site and go watch your kids.

[BabyGirlRobin]

@rebeliouse there's nothing wrong with making mistakes, I just don't like how this girl is handling a situation that is really inappropriate and awkward. Like what if this kid remembers playing with his mom's dildo because they were too lazy to lock the door or put their toys up.

[loves2learn]

@babygirlrobin take your judgement elsewhere sweetie. I don’t need it.

[rebeliouse]

@babygirlrobin have you never ever made a mistake or misplaced something in life?

[BabyGirlRobin]

@rebeliouse I don't know how many times I have to repeat myself; yes I have, although nothing like this that could gross out my children when they get older and I certainly don't laugh or joke about it online.

[BabyGirlRobin]

Well that's too fucking bad, you made this post, you're gonna hear my opinion. If you don't like it, get offline and play with your kids, something you have "little time to do".

[ohshee]

Okay well explained all that I'm kind of curious myself what is a dildo I would have said that's a funny name mom

[JuliaStyles]

Must have been derived from the term dilly dally.

[ohshee]

Hey it could had been worse, he could have taken them to school for show and tell

[spartan55]

It's your light saber..

[JackSmy]

Just be honest: "Mommy and Daddy's special toys!" :) and then distract them! children are easy to distract from things!

[loves2learn]

I was able to easily redirect him.

[JackSmy]

If all else fails, there is ALWAYS ICE CREAM!!! LOL!!

[loves2learn]

He loves ice cream lol

[JackSmy]

@loves2learn Who doesn't? It's even better for Mommy and Daddy, than some toys!!! LOL!! :) :)

[TommyMountainFigure]

I'm guessing at. No Jimmy, these are mummy's toys.. Yours are in your bedroom!

[TommyMountainFigure]

Years later, yep they would till be mummy's toys, only little Jimmy wouldn't be asking again.

[NathanDavis]

I do remember everything, since age 2,8 years old... lol

I would go with Sheldon's logic... TBBT

Dog's Chew Toy

[loves2learn]

Lmao! I remember things from being 2 also!

[FriendlyDrugDealer]

Oh god 🤣, that’s a tough one.

[onahole-san]

When he is of appropriate age, or if he asks you about it in his teen years, introduce him to onaholes! Then he will know why toys are so much fun.

[Ninani]

I feel for you! My 3 year old luckily hasn't stumbled on to any of mine yet 😂

[rebeliouse]

@ninani how many do u have and which kind?

[loves2learn]

@ninani a matter of time my friend. 🤣

[ShadezMcgee]

In response to your update - Your kid will one day see it in passing through other means and then look down at their hands realizing what they picked up. It will then become a Vientam flashback for them and be something like this.

"Wait, that was mom's...🤢"

Dramatization of their reaction

[Bronni2134]

5year old girl or boy?

[loves2learn]

Boy.

[Sarahr123]

He will probably forget. Children remember a lot but they also forget a lot of random things. If you’re worried then be more careful to keep them hidden.

[loves2learn]

True!

[crispycookie]

I don't think he will remember it, but make sure to keep those things away from the kids. I hope you washed his hands.

[loves2learn]

I wash his hands right away lol

[LemiaOfChampions]

I would explain their mommy's special toy for when she isn't feeling well.

[loves2learn]

Lol! Nice. Like their stuffed animals. 😂

[Aakash_Hangargi]

Yeah and one day when guests come to your house and you are not watching he will pick those toys and show and explain to his little buddies and at exactly that moment there parents will also see and everyone laughs and you will be embarrassed 🤣 . Trust me he will do it and say these are momies toys kids remember everything lol. But later in life he will forget if any such thing happened

[loves2learn]

Oh man! My I have left them out when the cleaning lady was around too! I can be absent minded.

[Miah02]

Oml, this is hilarious 😭

[Gwenhwyfar]

Our maid found mine as a college student and told me how amazing the ears felt on her clit (I’m pretty sure she meant the ears on her own toy not mine)

[loves2learn]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I hoooope it was hers and not yours

[Gwenhwyfar]

Me too 🤣🤣🤣

[bananathunder]

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