When you give/get a handjob, how do you deal with the mess?

[LovelyColleen]

I like to make him come in a handkerchief. What do you guys do?

[SpurtLover]

Handjobs are great, but a combination HJ/Blowjob is much better for this very reason. When you do the handjob until the moment he is ready to ejaculate, and then quickly engulf his penis in your mouth to capture his sperm, it allows him to cum inside your body without fear of getting you pregnant. It also gives you the satisfaction of giving him a blowjob and eating his sperm without you actually having to do a whole lot of work because you only put him in your mouth at the very last moment. See? Oh, yeah, almost forgot. And no mess! All in your belly and none on the sheets.

[SpurtLover]

Thanks for the MHO!

[ninja9898]

I mean I wish a girl would swallow almost every time but shooting on her body is always awesome too and you just wipe it off afterwards no big deal. Sex is messy deal with it. Sometimes my girlfriend will jerk me off or give me a blow job while Im on my back and it shoots on my stomach/chest and I wipe it off, no biggie. Sometimes It flys on the covers, so what wipe it off lol

[kaylaS91]

It's very seldom that I give him a HJ that's strictly using my hands, and not a bit of a combination between a HJ/BJ. In light of that, few times a hands-only HJ has happened, I think I usually just would jack him off into my mouth. Or maybe once or twice he already had his shirt off so I just stroked him to a finish on his stomach then wiped it clean shortly after.

[Blonde401]

I don't give handjobs to the stage of ejaculation. Only because women suck at handjobs, that's a known fact and I'd just rather put it in my mouth and get it done with quicker and better.

[Glen68]

women are great at handjobs in my opinion

[Blonde401]

@Glen68 I find that because we don't have a dick ourselves, we never know exactly how you like it.

[Glen68]

I feel the same way about vaginas but I find if you communicate while doing sexual acts you can learn exactly how each other like it. I personally cum a lot harder when a woman jerks me off then when I do it

[Blonde401]

@Glen68 I've found the opposite with guys, they tend to say that girls aren't good at handjobs. Maybe it's just me and they're trying to save my feelings 😂 I prefer a blow job anyway.

[Glen68]

I prefer blowjobs to but I still enjoy the occasional handjob. something about seeing a woman making my cum shoot out is a turn on

[BPTDK]

I like her 😸

[OpenMindedFreak]

@Blonde401 You're good at it huh?

[RSav4013]

I absolutely loved having my ex go to ejaculation with her handjobs. She was great at it too.

[SLT93]

I clean the mess off with my tongue!

[Glen68]

hell yeah!

[Hilly48]

Can't go wrong with just towel or something in that nature

[ThatJarHead]

Enjoy how the men are saying "Oh some paper towel or maybe all over her face" and the women are straight up saying "Swallow that shit you pussy!" I was expecting the women's replies to be really posh and proper but I laughed my ass off when I actually read them XD

[summiter]

Wipe it up with a washcloth or towel or a used tee shirt... no big deal. It was worth the great orgasm!

[summiter]

Guys love a handjob.. they sure feel way better than jerking off (yes all guys do it... though they will never admit it) a minor clean-up is pat of the deal and it should be the guys job not yours... he just had a great orgasm so he can certainly clean up... he is use to it after all.

[LovelyColleen]

Thank you.

[summiter]

Have fun... does your boyfriend like the handjobs? I always do.

[LovelyColleen]

Don't know... this will be my first time giving him one.

[summiter]

Get him to show you how he does it... yes it is ok to talk about sex! He knows his penis better than you ever will. Let him know to tell you what feels good and when to go faster/slower etc. As you will find out he will like it far better than from his own hand. Do you want him to return the favor? Id it goes well give him round two... yes young guys like 2 or 3 orgasms!

[LovelyColleen]

Don't worry, I always come first lol

[summiter]

Have fun and enjoy the great orgasms.

[ChubbySubmissive]

I usually take off my top and get on my knees when he's about to cum

[Glen68]

good girl

[teawrecks]

Handjobs are worthless.

[Jj2016]

So what do u do then lol

[TonyRyanAgain]

Unless combined with head.

[teawrecks]

@Jj2016 head. Always.

[deraz24]

The few hand jobs I've tried to give turned into something else lol but he cleaned up afterwards with toilet paper or paper towel something

[AleDeEurope]

You either take it in the mouth, or lick it clean.

[abw121290]

That is always a good way to go.. especially if you're in a place where a real mess can be made, like a movie theater or back of a car

[RSav4013]

I used to love getting handjobs from my ex. She was great at them. She didn't shot out into anything though because she was really into edging and it shoots really far after that.

[RSav4013]

and she liked to watch it shoot out

[Hai_tis_E]

Generally would get him to cum over his stomach or mine and use tissues to wipe it up

[Dave88]

I think it's hot when the girl licks it off my stomach

[Dargil]

One thing you can do is bridge his penis when he comes. Thats all 4 finger tops stroking from above all around his penis so he shoots into your palm. That's what i do solo. A face cloth is much more absorbant than a hanky for mop up.

[Katie2244]

mouth haha

[Glen68]

right on!

[Katie2244]

@Glen68 haha

[Glen68]

@Katie2244 😆

[jake253]

I like too blow it inside her mouth I get cleaned and polished in one pit stop!!! yum yum my cum

[Anpu23]

We have a towel in the bed for bio spills of both varieties.

[jimi_gee]

Preferably it goes over her face and is wiped off with a makeup wipe.
If it's on me or her chest, tissues followed by a quick shower!

[hawkeye92]

what a crappy girlfriend. let him goo all over your hand

[rgb008]

ill get u a ziplock bag next time hahahaha

[xKirito]

Personally I think it be super super hot if she finished with a blowjob or lick the come off her hands.

[dolemite68]

every girl i've been with just lets it fly everywhereand we'll worry about the mess later lol its anticlimactic doing it into something. my current girlfriend always loves to watch it shoot out i don't think she'd like the hankerchief she just always points it a little away from her so it doesn't get on her.

[BeastRB]

Ya get a tissue and ya clean it up

[Deadpool76992]

Usually I either cum in the girls mouth/ on her face or boobs. Or i just cum then clean up with a tissue.

[ProjectBaby1K]

NO. You either lick it or gtfo 😠

[igetbi]

Usually it shoots up my body. So I just clean it off after.

[BPTDK]

No swallow? aww

[Guy_No1]

Is that a serious question, When a man feasts on your pussy, and makes you cum, he licks up every drop of your juices, so it's like for like , no handkerchief etc, lips tongue and mouth.

[Guy_No1]

ahhh okay, handkerchief is fine then

[TonyRyanAgain]

Usually goes in her mouth.

[BPTDK]

right!

[sexcrazy12]

I squirt into a paper towel. otherwise I have squirted on the floor a few times to clean up afterward.

[MrExtremely2Kinky]

I like her to swallow..

[OpenMindedFreak]

I cum on her face or in her mouth or boobs

[Glen68]

@LovelyColleen good solution. usually she either jerks me off on her tits and then goes shower or if I'm lying down just let's it shoot straight up onto me then I go shower

[Vicforfun]

Cum in her mouth and she swallows all😂

[kostas25]

Use your mouth girl😉 then you can clean him with your tongue. You can also let him cum your boobs or else

[cowboysxxxxx]

I prefer hey mouth

[Anonymous]

Her mouth or her dress

[Anonymous]

Whenever I get a handjob, I am in bed and naked and my girlfriend is probably naked also. She just lets me cum in her hand and then she gets up and washes her hands after a few minutes.

[Anonymous]

Dixie cup and tissues.

[Anonymous]

when I give a handjob I like to see it shooting in the air :p

[Anonymous]

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[Anonymous]

thankfully, that is the girls job, hahahaha... damn pussies

[Anonymous]

You... don't even allow him to come upon your body? Meh... If you guys are into that, who am I to judge?

[LovelyColleen]

Maybe I should clarify. I'm talking about giving a handjob when we're both still fully or partially dressed, like in a movie theatre or the back seat of a car. Especially if we're dressed up, I don't want to get come stains all over our clothes.

[Opinion Owner]

Oh then that's understandable.

[Anonymous]

I put my mouth on his dick and swallow it down.

[Opinion Owner]

Hand job really isn't that different to deal with the mess. Takes all of a minute at most to swallow.

[BPTDK]

That's what I'm saying, some people just aren't that privy I guess

[Glen68]

nice!

[Anonymous]

On her is best, in the air while she watches next best, directly into something worst.

[Anonymous]

I lose it down their lungs or maybe in her stomach.

[Opinion Owner]

Oh. I see... Nah my girls know better. Absolutely no handjobs without tight mouth participation.