Where can I find someone easy?

[Anonymous]

I need a release badly.

[FunkyMonkee]

Apparently, it's NOT that they're easy, it's how you talk them into it! My guitarist is a real sleaze!! he'll fuck ANYTHING in a skirt that'd stand still long enough and everybody around the band knew that!! Y'know: Have dick / will travel!! One day, he married this girl and, within DAYS he was cheating on her!!!
well, my bassist had a very steady girlfriend and she KNEW this guy was a sleaze and didn't like him much at all!! eventually, my bassist quit without telling us and I suppose he broke up with his girl because, next thing I know, a couple years later, his girlfriend is madly in love with Sir Fuckalot!!! The rest of us saw this and were like, WHHAAAAAAT? ARE YOU FUCKIN' SERIOUS?
He had the gift of bullshit!! He could talk a rhino into giving up his balls!!
At one gig, shortly before we went on, I had to run up to the dressing room to get my sticks, or something and I get to the top of the stairs and there he if fucking this fat chick on this filthy, disgusting carpet on the floor!! (This was the later punk era so, other bands would piss on the floor or puke intentionally, a very disgusting place to fuck!!) We played there again a few months later and he was in the back shooting pool before the show. I walked out front and there she was, at the bar! I went back to the pool room and told him she was out front looking for him and he said, I know! I don't want to see her1 Tell her I'm not here for me, would ya? I ALMOST DID!! I got half way to where she was and thought, No! YOU tell her you're not here!! YOU fucked her, YOU deal with it!!
Anyway, there were two movies back in the `80's called (I think), "Hard Bodies". It was about this Californian kid named, Scotty, who could get any chick he wanted any TIME he wanted!! Kinda like Sir Fuckalot except that he respected them and wouldn't fuck them over! These 3 older guys saw this and paid him a bunch of cash to teach them how he does it. So, maybe that'll help.

[Anonymous]

Call that friend who knows where you can find some street sluts and get the location bring enough money with yourself (about 220$ at least) Get in your car or go get a taxi
Go there and search for a girl who looks good enough and slutty walk to her and start with a simple conversation like "hey can you help me? I'm new to this area" Or "hey can I invite you to a cup of coffee or tea?"
Then she either says yes or no if yes then just walk with her give her the money and let her do the job for you
Also don't there could be some danger waiting for you as well so don't bring anything else other than a condom and the money also let some of your friends and relative know where you're going

Good Luck

[Jessica405]

Any guy that knows the answer to this will surely keep it to himself! 🤣🤣🤣

[TheBigGuy9]

I’ll tell him

[Jessica405]

@TheBigGuy9 LOL!!

[OlderAndWiser]

On the streets, wearing skanky clothes, looking like they are waiting to be approached, but beware of undercover cops and sting operations.

[summiter]

Try Tinder or find a hooker or better yet buy some lube and give yourself a good handjob.

[Guffrus]

Just knock one out and get on with your life.

[hellacray]

Brothel.

[DaveToo]

It's right there at hand.

[TheBigGuy9]

I know their is an app for bar closing when people just want to f*ck.
Go on Tinder. If you’re hot enough you should have no problem.
I’ve found out really hot women are ones that will tell you straight up online that they want to fuck. Go find yourself a few of those.
You got a great body? Go to the beach
Don’t you have any throwbacks you can call?


Last, but not least. I know it’s not the same, but you can always use your hand?

[jahaims]

Escort tryst. link

[EUAussie]

Tinder

[Luckycharms12]

Have a wank lol

[Anonymous]

Find a hooker

[Anonymous]

Skipthegames

[Anonymous]

attached to your arm