Where is the craziest place you have masturbated? Where is the craziest place you have had sex? Why did you do it there?

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  • Masturbated- during a gathering behind a tool shed my parents had with their friends and I was forced to come along. Why? Because my dad's friends kept complimenting me and it turned me on

    Sex- in the equipment closet at a school I was playing soccer at. Why? I lost a bet and it was just supposed to be a blowjob until he came but he kinda of tricked me and said he had to cum inside me so there isn't evidence we had sex in there so I had to swallow or let him stick his cock inside me and cum. I didn't want to swallow so I picked the other option. But I think he lied when he said he was going to cum because instead of just sticking it in and cumming he fucked me for a long time.

    • That bastard. you're going to have to school & lose another bet where you have to make a guy cum without making a mess & see if the other guy can. Maybe it takes a while to warm up. Im sure there are plenty of guys happy to help, so it could be a monthly event

Most Helpful Guys

  • A crush I had lived nearby. Consistent with being hamstrung with girls at 14, I couldn't approach her. One night I decided to "peep" at her. I was to learn she had a bedroom on the ground floor of her house and I went there to see what I could see at bed time. She had "Austrian Curtains" on her windows so I could only see vague forms and movement. She did however, get undressed and changed into night clothes. I was unable to see any detail, but I could see the contrasting color of her nipples, and that was enough. I masturbated then and there into the patch of azaleas beside the house, under her window, while I watched. I'm glad they didn't have a dog that would have barked.

    Crazy enough?

  • On the hood of a womans car in a car park, the night I flew around 4000kms, to see while the head lights where on, overlooking the water and shining onto resident houses on the other side of the water..
    because we had a few drinks and I decided I wanted more room and she was keen so she put the head lights on to take it to the next level.

Most Helpful Girl

  • I was very young when I masturbated in the school's toilet as I was very horny that day after the gym.

    I had sex in the back of a car while driving south for vacation. Because it was fun and the guys were horny.

    • Lmao the only girl on the road 😂😂 and surrounded by many males. Yup it happens.

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  • I actually got a guy to finger me in a coffee shop when it wasn't that busy. We were discreet enough and stopped whenever we heard someone.

  • Let's see

    For masturbation:
    On a roller coaster at Six Flags. boyfriend dared me to take my small toys with me and had me use it on one of the longer coasters. Oh was that a different experience!

    For sex:
    In one of the subway tunnels of NYC. Guy I was seeing at the time worked doing maintenance down there so he knew how to sneak in. Trains were literally passing us by very closely.

  • I’m not stupid like you are

  • I jacked off in my boss's chair in her office once, and I don't feel bad about it either

  • I can contain myself when it comes to masturbating so no crazy places for that , but as for sex , craziest place was at a concert on the general admission lawn , I met a beautiful girl there and it was instant attraction, we pretty much made out the whole concert and then she rode me, , it was dark so I don think many people saw us , not that I really cared , her and I were so into each other that nothing mattered , Another crazy place was next to the Tiger cages at a zoo , all I remember was drilling her and seeing Tigers walking back and fourth near us lol

  • masturbated? back of a warehouse at work

    sex? on the edge of a cliff

    why? because i was horny/she was horny

    • nice

  • I've told the story here many times... craziest place was in a female co-worker's office late at night. Craziest place I've had sex was on a hotel balcony.

  • Closing this to 'public comment" I came in a make-up case for the obvious reason when I was in 'late teens' at my parents friends house where we were having dinner. The make up case belonged to on of their daughters, and after I did it I was afraid they would see the semen when they opened the case and I tried to put the 'applicator' in it so it might not be obvious what it was. Kinda' twisted, I know.

  • I don't know on first one
    Second one, Behind a gas station against and on top of my parked car.

  • Sex in a public phone box. I chose that because the girl let me do her there.

    • Took a while for us to get out after sex cause it was one of those boxes where the folds inwards.

  • not sex just kissinh and touchinh at the top floor of engineering buildinh in my school uni before 😭... i'm glad i did that because i feel now i'm just too borinh or maybe because my self-esteem is low I don't know i'm just feelinh shit

    • Don't feel like that we all are hot and we need some excitement here and there so bring that hotness in u back to live. Feel free

    • Are you a virgin?

  • I masturbated in the JCPenney clothing store, and I was age 13 I supposedly cummed, but I could not see anywhere.

  • On a park bench overlooking the river and the town where I lived, late one night.

  • No crazy places having sex. Masturbation, English Lesson at school, Office at work.

  • Masturbated once in a ski gondola, the machinery was stopped because of a problem and I was bored.

    Sex on the top of an extinct volcano in France during a hike. The scenery was great.

  • I jerked off in my car onec. I had sex in s laundromat.

  • Mastrubated during a class in the back benches. I don't know I found that really hot and I was horny atm so I did it.

    Had sex in a public toilet, I was just drunk asf at the time but I liked it

    • I cut the pockets out of my pants in H. S. and would jerk off in class as well!

    • thats a sneaky job gg, ever got asked why your phone keeps dropping off ur pants? lol

  • privacy room in the college library was a good spot for quiet sex, it was like 1am since they stay open until 3am.

  • Often while driving. Sex in a very public parking area outside restaurant on trunk of car

  • I've had sex completely naked at the back of a sports field in my mid 20s late at night 🌙 while on a date with a woman. I laid down the picnic rug and off we went haha 🤣 Luckily it was summer ☀️ because it was such a humid night from what I remember 🥵

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