Where’s the weirdest place you’ve cum alone?

[wittymilf]

Maybe I let the anons have a go on this one just incase you shy :)

[John1972]

To hell with shyness. I had to get a sperm count done and the sample has to be no more than thirty minutes old. Well, I live an hour and a half from the doctor's office. The highway from my place to the doctor was always heavy with traffic and a high number of state police due to their local headquarters on that strip of highway. I knew if I just pulled to the shoulder that I would no doubt have a officer pull up behind me to see why I was off on the side. Seeing as I really didn't have much of a choice, because the test had to be done I just pulled into the only place that had a parking lot. I never had so much trouble trying to rub one out as I did that day sitting in the parking lot of the Tennessee Highway Patrol surrounded by State Troopers.

[wittymilf]

I love it

[Havthrills]

Weirdest... I'm going to have to think cause I don't really think any of them are weird. So, bathroom stall (at work, gas station, grocery store), off a train bridge, out a window, by a lake in the woods. If I think of others I've done it, I'll put them here. I have stroked while driving but didn't cum

[wittymilf]

Oh I e tried to cum while driving… I tried real hard too 😂😂 I think if I’d been successful I’d probably have crashed anyway

[Havthrills]

Lol. Depends on the intensity. I just didn't want to shoot it all over the steering wheel and dash. That would be hard to clean up.

[wittymilf]

If you go back in my gag history I actually made a gag about it at the time 😂😂

[Havthrills]

Sweet! I'm going to have to try to find it. I might have to get a towel or something and try it one day too.

[wittymilf]

Holy shit I just tried to find it…. Must be like 5 years ago 😂😂

[Havthrills]

Lol. I was looking too. I even did a search and so many asked about it. So many women cum while driving too. Didn't say if many guys did. 🤣🤣

[Anonymous]

I was sitting in this girl's lap at a party passing a blunt around a firepit and she was bouncing her knee the whole time. I was so high and drunk I didn't really realize it was coming until it was too late to do anything about it. I started coughing so everyone just thought I took a bigger drag than I should have.

I don't know if that counts as alone or not because I suspect she did it on purpose but maybe she didn't I really don't know for sure.

[elizamichale1]

Well i think it is not weird anywhere tbh..

But this one time i was waiting for mum to come as we all needed to drive to my aunt's so while we all waited i started sexting with someone n it was like more than half n hour n i was really horny n mum arrived so got called but i had to sit in my brother's lap coz of less space n after a little while i just cummed n made quite a mess... lol

[Comrade_Sandwich]

Lol, whoa

[wittymilf]

I would literally have committed suicide if this happened to me 🤔😂

[Comrade_Sandwich]

I mean, I'm still curious how tf she made it out of that (sticky) situation 🤔

[elizamichale1]

@wittymilf thankfully didn't need to but yes i don't think i was ever embarrassed more than that @comrade_sandwich lol how could anyone make out of that situation huh it was just embarrassing

[Comrade_Sandwich]

Well I'm just saying, if I came on my sister's lap there would have to be some discussions to be had at the bare minimum 🦆💦

[elizamichale1]

@Comrade_Sandwich well ofcourse we had discussions n not just one or two...

[Lliam]

Alone in a bathtub-size pool in a creek on a hot day in the high desert. The pool felt super refreshing. When I was sitting in it with the water flowing around me, I suddenly got a boner without every having thought of anything erotic. So I figured "Why not?" It felt really good. LOL

[nolabels]

Standing on a tree branch 50 feet in the air, butt-naked, self-pleasuring like a chimpanzee!

I distinctly remember the seconds of delay that went by while the expulsion of bodily fluids took their lazy time drifting down to splat upon the leaves of the forest floor.

Ah, the joys of youth!

[ThinkFitness23]

Was having sex with a naughty girl for around half a year, she was very good on her knees and I enjoyed making her cum, she was the 2nd easiest girl I’ve ever been with and I got a real kick. Woke up one morning and heard her telling her flat mates.


One of her flat mates was really hot, always wanted to F her also (never did, I’m not a monster). I was called down for a coffee and I said thanks for the coffee as the flat mate made it, she then said you deserve it, then quietly said I was just told you the best she’s ever had.


The flat mate looked so hot when she said this that a took my coffee and grow cock back to the room alone then for some reason I picked up a picture that the hot flat mate was in, I looked into her eyes in the picture and did my thing…


It went EVERYWHERE!!!


This pic was on the bedside cabinet, I fucked this poor girl countless times and cum inside her (doggy mainly) while looking at her friend in the pic !!!


I know what your thinking…. I’m a monster 👿

[wittymilf]

I’m pretty sure all of us have thought of something different in the moment 🤷‍♀️😂

[abc3643]

A rest stop in West Virginia off of I-79 south of Morgantown.

[curlyfirecracker]

Gym... unintentionally while doing hip thrusts... did a few extra that day with a nice, long squeeze at the top... 😆

[Dantezam]

Hope nobody noticed that haha

[PizzaPieMamaBear]

airplane

[Finchie40]

I honestly don’t think I ever did , I am being honest , I jerked off in the bedroom or bathroom and the living room when I was alone but I never beat off out in public somewhere lol I have had sex with girls in public places but never had the urge to jerk off out in public by myself lol Nope I guess I have better control over myself lol

[Sixgunsound]

I think they already had a go at this one that’s how they can answer the question😆

[Bricealan]

As a teen, visiting some friends of my mom and dad, I shot my wad in one of their daughter's make-up compact, in their bathroom, thinking that they would be putting my semen on their face and not know it. Thought about putting it in some container and sneaking it in their tea at the dinner table before we sat down to eat.

[AviatorTom]

I won't tell the story again. It's been told several times.

The weirdest place is in the office of a female co-worker late at night.

[mstbooblover]

During my military service, while on manoeuvres but sitting duck in the fields, I was bored and had a real urge to satisfy. I just did it in my pants, hopefully without other soldiers near me noticing. In any case no one ever mentioned this ;0)

[exitseven]

I did it in my car once.

[DavidRaul]

I can't think of any weird place

[Andres77]

Out in the woods.

i was 18. On the military base. Our bunks were in an open bay so no one had any privacy. I was so horny. As I was walking across the base I realized there was a patch of woods that had no paths. I could go deep in the trees and lay down and no one would be able to see me. So I walked into the woods and did just that. Success!

[Andres77]

Then one day I wasn’t feeling well in school. My mom was the secretary. I told her I didn’t feel well but I couldn’t go home because I’d miss an important test. So I was given the key to go to the old detention room and take a nap. I locked the door and laid my head on the desk and…boner. So I took advantage of the locked door and jacked off. I felt better. Turned in the key and took my test.

[tfan1]

Sitting on a one piece toilet on the 42nd floor on my honeymoon 👍🙂

[AsaKyo]

Near the Arby's parking lot dumpster at 10 o' clock at night

[JPresidente]

In the bathroom at my aunt's house when we were visiting for the holidays. Just couldn't wait. It's tough being horny and a teenager.

[Friendlybro79]

Damn I guess I'm boring. I don't think anywhere weird comes to mind.

[Date_a_Snob]

In my car

[loveslongnails]

I wish I could remember, Witty. LOL