Which is more embarrassing? A topless girl with a totally flat chest? Or a guy wearing women’s bikini bottoms with absolutely no bulge?

[Anonymous]

[JamesDiaz11]

The guy in the bikini. There is no problem with a girl being flat-chested, whereas a guy not having at least some kinda bulge is an issue (as it directly relates to his "manhood," and is actually essential for sexual function/ satisfaction)

[Asker]

So you’d think he definitely has no wiener?

[Mangospacho]

No bulge is completely understandable - especially if the water is cold.

A flat chest would be pretty embarrassing for the girl, I would imagine, because there’s no “oh the water was just cold” excuse.

[Asker]

For a guy to have no bulge whatsoever if it’s not cold, what would you think happened to his weenie? Would you just imagine it’s tucked away or something?

[Mangospacho]

Well, I would remember the guy code and not call it out or not even give it a thought. He has a right not to be called out on his shrinkage. I think it’s called “shrink shaming”.

[Quackthulu2]

The dude in a bikini, obviously. Why is this even a question?

[Asker]

Why so? What would you think he has down there? Something is wrong or missing?

[Quackthulu2]

I would put absolutely no thought into him at all after laughing and going on my way.

[Asker]

Why would you laugh though?

[Quackthulu2]

Because I laugh at things that are funny.

[Guy13]

Guy with bikini bottoms…bulge or not 🙀

[Asker]

What if it’s a normal Speedo and his crotch looks empty?

[summiter]

A guy with a bikini does not sound good. I do not mind smaller boobs on a girl

[SnowedIn]

The guy.

[Sour-rose]

What @quackthulu2 said :1

[Asker]

Why? Would you think there’s something wrong in his briefs?

[Sour-rose]

Briefs? I'm thinkin' cheekier. Because ya said bikini, yeah?

[Asker]

what if it were bikini bottoms that looked just like a men's speedo? I guess I said bikini to describe the crotch looking just like a woman

[Sour-rose]

Still embarrassing for that guy

[PetiteMisSmooth546]

I'd say that guy.

[Asker]

why so? what would you think is happening with his wiener?

[PetiteMisSmooth546]

It is embarrassing for a guy to have to small thing. Why would I think something is happening to it?

[Asker]

You might think it got damaged or was removed. So you’d think he still has his thing, it’s just small? Even if your crotches are just as flat and empty? How small would you think he is?

[PetiteMisSmooth546]

No i think micropenis an no I would not think about "how small", small is small

[Jamie05rhs]

Why would a girl with a flat chest be embarrassing? Come on, man. Don't be an asshole.

[AimeeKyle]

A guy with bikini bottoms.

[josephine2002]

The dude in bikink for sure

[Hellraiser1984]

The guy.

[Anonymous]

Guy in the bikini, I actually prefer women with small boobs.