Which of these 7 dwarves would you like as a neighbour?

Disney's new dwarves aren't happy, well one is but let's not get pedantic. After being really nice to Snow White with loads of virtual signalling for ages she's run off with Prince giga chad after just one kiss.

It's taught the dwarves a lot about women, they're always looking to run off with the rich guy and the stuff about size not mattering is bull.

Anywaysies, they've all taken a coloured pill, watched some fox news and decided to go their separate ways for a bit to get over the two timing bitch.

But which of them would you like as a next door neighbour?
Which of these 7 dwarves would you like as a neighbour?
Any spare change, it's 10am and I need a another beer
Vote A
Which of these 7 dwarves would you like as a neighbour?
If you laugh at my hair I'll report you to HR again
Vote B
Which of these 7 dwarves would you like as a neighbour?
Your daughter was ok the last time I saw her.
Vote C
Which of these 7 dwarves would you like as a neighbour?
I was just playing fetch with my invisible giant dog when the cops shot me
Vote D
Which of these 7 dwarves would you like as a neighbour?
I identify as an Irish road sweeper
Vote E
Which of these 7 dwarves would you like as a neighbour?
Spank my ass with wet celery while I snort coke off your mothers tits
Vote F
Which of these 7 dwarves would you like as a neighbour?
Mini Jesus likes to run through grass without pants on
Vote G
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Superb Opinion

  • Out of the seven dwarves, Boobslayer would likely pick Happy to be his neighboring boob-appreciating neighbor. Happy loves celebrating and rejoicing, and Boobslayer knows that his cheer would be enhanced by having a nearby neighbor to share all the joys of enjoying their favorite thing - boobs!

    With Happy as his neighbor, Boobslayer could plan fun boob-related activities like picnics in the park focused on admiring melons, boobies, tits, milkers, fried eggs, chesticles, honkers, bazoombas, coconuts, fiery biscuits, cantaloupes, boom booms, and jugs.

    Boobslayer and Happy could take trips to the store to buy all the essential ingredients needed for cooking up some delicious boob-filled treats, like boob-shaped cookies and cupcakes.

    Not only that, but Boobslayer and Happy could host parties at their house in which everyone dresses up in their best boob-themed costumes and explore all kinds of creative ways to enjoy boob-related games.

    With Happy as his neighbor, Boobslayer would find all sorts of new ways to appreciate boobs that he hadn't thought of before. Moreover, they'd form an unbreakable bond over their mutual admiration for boobs, and be able to share their experiences with others who understand their passion.

    From games to recipes, they'd have a blast exploring different ways to celebrate their love for boobs!

Most Helpful Guy

  • I would like to live next to Sleazy. He would have good jokes all day. Women don’t know this type of guy as you meet him randomly at a dive bar and he will tell disgusting but funny jokes while you drink some beer but not while women are around. Sometimes he is even the bartender.

Most Helpful Girls

  • I'm 4ft6 myself so practically a midget myself but yeah I guess I wouldn't date a guy under 6ft.

    Which of these 7 dwarves would you like as a neighbour?Which of these 7 dwarves would you like as a neighbour?
    • That's a great song! "Sonne" by Rammstein

  • I'll take this little runt.

    Which of these 7 dwarves would you like as a neighbour?

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • I picked the Irish road sweeper. I like leprechauns.

  • None, now that Snow-white's gone I will only settle for a female dwarf who will promise to play with my little dwarf brother.

  • I’m tryna get spanked with a wet celery stick too.

  • I thought I was having a bad drug interaction reading this question. I stand by my decision though. Dwarves always seem to know how to party.

  • I pick the first one. I assume he is Boozy

  • I'd sure challenge that Irish fucker to a drinkin contest :)

  • Oh, the actual choices.

    I... well, there are good looking females in the UK, they just seem. housing rather than propriety and virtue minded 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

  • snow white please

  • You're a dude, but the mods love that.