Which of these names for your (or your girlfriend's/sister's) vagina is your favorite?

[Anonymous]

[Sangita93]

I and my husband use local slang or our body parts – vagina and penis. Everybody naturally prefer some local nickname for what you popularly and traditionally call Vagina, Pussy, Cunt, Coochie, Snoochie, Auntie Marge, Twat, Clitoris/Clit, Vulva Labia or any other. I know more than 100 such nick names for vagina. Are you surprised? Here are some for you.

Some Classy/Historical or Shakespearian words for vagina

House– an inn or abode which may house a penis

Case– to put penis in for …

Pie-corner– a famous corner in London for prostitution; both ‘pie’ and ‘corner’ were both slang terms for ‘whore’ or ‘vagina’ Porridge- mimicking the sensation of a vagina All is Well That Ends Well

Coffer– a box for holding valuables, which includes a man’s crown jewels/penis

Historical Names across several decades,

Belle-chose – French for “pretty thing.”

Altar of Venus

Netherlands

Placket-lace

Phoenix nest

Nature’s treasury

Contra punctum

Privy-counsel

Aphrodisiacal tennis court

Lady’s low toupee

Mount Pleasant

Petticoat Lane

Fancy Article

Mrs. Fubbs’ parlor

Antipodes

Thatched cottage

Cyprian fountain

Road to Christening

Sexy/Erotic slangs

Pink Pearl

Mount of her arousal

Canal

Flower

Nub

Slit

Between her legs

Her core

Groin

Bud

Her center

Pool of moisture

Junction of her thighs

Apex

Folds

Her essence

Crease

Heart of her femininity

Sheath

Mons

Her sex

Yoni

Mound

Her entrance

Wet curls

Triangular patch

Fragrant curls

Scabbard

Funny Vagina Names

Beaver

Cooter

Fish Lips

Taco

Camel Toe

Muff

Garage/Penis garage

Love button/bottom

Fuck hole

Penis glove

Cock sock

Cock pocket

Cum dumpster

Deep Socket

Sperm bottle

Bajingo

Goop chute

Pooter/Poon/Poontang

Quim

Trim

Cookie

Punani

Cooch

Tunnel of love

Vertical Bacon Sandwich

Bearded Clam

Catfish

Minge

Snapper

Fuzzbox

Meat Curtains

Cum craver

Cock squeezer

Flesh cavern

Whisker Biscuit

Kitty

Cupcake

Coin purse

Lady flower

Gash

Banana basket

Flowerpot

Juice box

Pink Panther

Hot pocket

Bikini Bizkit

Penis fly trap

Vertical smile

Dew Flaps

Flaming Lips

Puff pillow

Notorious V. A. G.

Furburger

Sausage wallet

Panty hamster

Pink taco

Axe wound/Hatchet Wound

Love rug

Catfish

The death of Adam

Her asshole neighbor

Pandora’s box

Dinner roll

Silk Igloo

Red lane

Spasm chasm

Sweetbriar

Bacon hole

Golden Palace

Furry furnace

Cockpit

Tuna town

Blackhole

Deer hoof

Golden arches

Rooster jaws

Mule nose

Home plate

Flesh tuxedo

Rosebud

Cupid’s cupboard

Breakfast of champions

Sugar hole

Dinner roll

Apple pie

Cream canal

Conch shell

Tongue roll

Bunny tuft

Fruit cup

Flycatcher

Toolshed

Snake charmer

Python syphon

Horn of Plenty

Poom Poom – a Jamaican slang for pussy.

Do you want some more? I have a treasure of it - for both the things. You can use new names every time- your partner will automatically know what you are meaning.

[Dargil]

From sub B to full C.

[JPresidente]

Lips that grip.

[Havthrills]

Just pussy. Sometimes vag

[clampfan101]

A for women in general. C for my future SO.
D sounds rude, and the rest sound weird.

[MaSult]

Pussy

[Anonymous]

Pussy.

[Anonymous]

Pussy