Who's having as great of an evening as I am?

nolabels Guru

I'm sitting by my backyard swimming pool, naked as a jaybird, firepit burning, TV going in the background, G@G in my lap, premium cigar in hand, and 100 proof bourbon at my side.

The only thing missing is good friends in my physical presence, which my good friends on G@G will surely make up for.

How's your evening going?

Stop by and say hello.

I'll stop by your place, too.

We can chat for a bit.

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BoopBoopBeep Guru
10 mo
That sounds like a pretty good evening. I'm about to rack out. Going to get up a little early tomorrow to recon a new half marathon route, and 0230 gets here soon. Enjoy your evening Nolables. Have a sip for me.
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- nolabels
  10 mo
  You bet. Have a good time tomorrow. Tonight and last night have been great because of you and FunkyMonkee. New hope, gratitude, yeah, things are getting better.
abc--123 Master
10 mo
It's morning here but I'm off to the nudist beach so it's going to be a good morning.
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FunkyMonkee Master
10 mo
I feel like someone just shoved a tampon up my ass sideways!
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- nolabels
  10 mo
  Montezuma's revenge back at you again like the other day? Or do you just like to stretch your bunghole in new and wonderful ways? I can relate, either way.
- FunkyMonkee
  10 mo
  This way, I can smile at both ends at the same time.
- nolabels
  10 mo
  Oh, so the tampon is curving a bit from the tension of the sphincter grommet, then. How can you tell it's a smile, and not a frown? If you're bending over upside down to see it and it looks like a smile to you, I'm afraid, old buddy, that it's gonna look like a frown to the rest of us right-side-up folks.👍😊
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- FunkyMonkee
  10 mo
  I look in the mirror. Yeah, not quite like having two large letter M's tattooed on your ass, one on each cheek so that, when you bend over, it says, "MOM" but, if you're lying on your back and lift your legs, it says "WOW".
- nolabels
  10 mo
  That'll work!
  
  https://youtu.be/vBpxhfBlVLU
- FunkyMonkee
  10 mo
  There's 3:30 I'll never get back.
- nolabels
  10 mo
  You don't like her? I think she's the sweetest damn thing since cornbread. I am of a scientific bent. I feel crushed, Funk. You OK? This ain't like you to be contrary. Talk to nolabels, man. Tell me what's going on.
- FunkyMonkee
  10 mo
  Her? Yeah. Quite nice! But, I already knew about the reflection stuff. You learn stuff like that by the 1st or 2nd grade, if not sooner. Oh! That explains it!! I don't think I've ever had cornbread! Just don't get TOO bent! You can arrested for that, especially when driving! Sorry if I hurted you. It wasn't intentional. Nothing's really going on. Maybe that's the problem! I'll get to your PM (and the other 2) after I get breakfast. Gimmie an hour or two. I also have to scout the yard for weeds and possibly feed my attack bunny.
- nolabels
  10 mo
  You have a fuckin' attack bunny? That's awesome! "Fuckin'" seems to be my word of the week here, lately.
- FunkyMonkee
  10 mo
  Who fucking cares? It only hurts you if you give it the power to hurt you. Yeah, there's a wild bunny that's been in my front yard for months and nearly every time I step out onto the porch, it comes running out of hiding to beg food from me. It'll sit there in the yard a foot away from the porch and stare at me. Then, if I don't feed it immediately, it stands on its hind legs and even pumps its paws at me to beg for food!! I just call it my attack bunny. It's still scared of me, for some reason. It's gotten used to me enough that it'll actually come up onto the porch a foot away from my feet to eat what I give it but, if I make any sudden movements, especially in its direction, it shoots off into the yard or even across the yard and hides. It SHOULD know, by now that I'm NOT gonna hurt it but, it's still skiddish, to a degree. I have to wonder if it's gonna be dying soon because it lost its tail a week or so ago. It's completely my guess but, I just suppose that, once the tails goes, so goes the bunny not too terribly long after! There's at least two baby bunnies (about a month old) running around, too but, they won't even touch the food I give them. It looks to me like bunny vision isn't very good, too!! I've already tossed a piece of food to it and it had to hunt for it even though the food was only an inch or two away!! 2 years ago, I got a sandwich with veggies on it that I didn't want, lettuce, tomato, onion, and I tossed that stuff into the yard for the bunnies and they'd hop or eat the grass right next to it but never touched any of the food I gave them!! One time, I even gave them carrots and they turned their noses up at them!!
- nolabels
  10 mo
  That's a shame about the bunny. It sounds to me like it's sick. I wouldn't try to touch it, or touch anything it's touched. Tularemia maybe. I don't know. I'm not a vet.
- FunkyMonkee
  10 mo
  Looks pretty okay to me! The other day there were two bunnies in the yard and, when the other got too close to it, my bunny leaped into the air! I'm pretty sure that's how they say," get the fuck away from me!" or, "This is MY territory, see? Yeah, see?" Why shouldn't I touch it?
- nolabels
  10 mo
  I'd be worried about disease.
- FunkyMonkee
  10 mo
  So far, the only thing I'm worried about is deer tics.
Sparkie460 Guru
10 mo
It's morning here now. Just waking up, drinking my coffee and checking on my gag friends.
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- nolabels
  10 mo
  Yep, morning here now, too, in Missouri, just waking up, ready for some joe. Thanks for your reply.
- Sparkie460
  10 mo
  It's a beautiful day here in New York. I hope you have the same weather.
- nolabels
  10 mo
  Yep, sunny, 61F, going up in the 80s, probably. More yard work and swimming pool time. Have yourself a good day.
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- Sparkie460
  10 mo
  You do the same. Enjoy your long weekend
- nolabels
  10 mo
  Is this Memorial Day weekend? Holy cow! Being retired, I no longer pay attention to such things. Thanks for the reminder.
- Sparkie460
  10 mo
  Yes it is. Lucky you. Don't rub it in. I'm jealous that you're retired. Lmao
msc545 Master
10 mo
Hi thre. My evening is ok, but probably not as good as yours. It is cold and overcast here at 10:35 PM, and some fool scheduled patients for me tomorrow on a HOLIDAY weedend. I have no choice but to go to work in the morning as it is far too late to have them rescheduled - so mt weekend is ruined. I hope yours is a lot better than mine!
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- nolabels
  10 mo
  I'm sorry about your situation. I hope you get some time off soon. 👍😊
- msc545
  10 mo
  Thanks brother!