Sexual Relationships 
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It's 2018.. and real life girls are a thing of the past, sex doll are all the new rage.. so sit back and let me tell you why you should get with the times and ditch your girlfriend.
1. REAL GIRLS ARE BITCHES
Now, I don't know about you, but I've had my fair share of runnings with real life girls, and the majority of the time.. they're complete bitches. .
For example: 1 time in art class I forgot to clean my paint brush in the sink... and this nosey girl who wasn't minding her business said: "I hope your gonna clean that you lazy sod"...... and well.. . Let's jus put it this way. .. she was lucky I was young and too nice back then... if she said that to me today the least she would have got was a "shut up" followed by the "B" word from me.a caption for your image…
2. YOU CAN CHEAT ALL YOU WANT
How many times have you tuned into the Jeremy kyle show to witness the biggest argument and fight ever? I have.. thousands of fuckin times.. its so annoying!!!
and 99.9 percent of the time its all because some guy cheated on his girl... like.. SO FUCKIN WHAT GIRLS? Like.. get over it... a guy is going to cheat! .. it's in our nature.. jus let it be... watch the discovery channel and you will see that the male species was intended to thornicate with as much females as possible to create as much offspring as possible. . Watch the discovery channel!! It's in our DNA!
3. DOLLS ARE CHEAPER
What I mean by this.. is... I mean.. literally their food bill is cheaper.. u don't have to spend a penny on rent or nothing.. and also remember dates and stuff?.. . with real life girls you have to buy them drinks and meals on dates. ... and how many dates do u have to go on before u actually find a girl who likes you? Fuckin lots since girls are picky asf and have high standards.
So that is gonna be a whole lot of money to spend on drinks and meals!!!
And even when u do find a girl who likes you. . She probably won't give up the snatch until you been on at least 5 or 6 dates cos they say they wanna take things "slow" meaning you will probably have to spend loads of money on prostitutes. . With a sex doll... it's like you got a free prostitute with you who u can screw as much as u like... BARGAIN! !!
4. REAL GIRLS MAKE YOU FEEL UNLOVED AND SAD
Again. . With the "frigid" thing.. about girls wanting to "take things slow" and not have sex with you until about after 4 or 5 dates.. now. . I don't know about you...but whenever a girl was like that with me it made me feel super sad and rejected. .. because.. I have seen TV programmes and comments on youtube where girls say how they think a guy Is "super hot" and would love to smash with him in a second. . But there you are. . Going on dates with 6 times jus to earn the priveledge of smashing her while this other guy would be able to smash her in a second. . That jus makes me feel kinda sad, unworthy, and unnatractive. . I think if a girl actually thought u was hot she wouldn't Care about taking things slow and would wanna smash u straight away,.. like how she would with that hot guy on the TV ; (
but with sex dollz ...u don't gotta worry about this.. u can pretend in ur mind that the sex doll actually wants to have sex with you and that it thinks ur hotter than any other guy.
5. Dolls Can't Reject U!
How many times have you seen a pretty or hot girl in the streets who u wanted to persue?
I have many times....and u know what's likely to happen when u try to talk to her or make any kind of move... most likely if you say "hi" she will say "fuck off you creep"
Or if you compliment her nice booty she will call you a perv. . Or maybe you say something and she jus completely ignores you... this has happened with me many times and always make me feel super sad.. with a doll u don't gotta worry about that.. u can say or do what u want without being judged...
6. Dolls are hotter
I mean.. jus look at them:
I mean.. jus look at her Bro. . Don't tell me u wouldn't jus love to rip her panties down and fuck the shit out of her?
I mean sure some girls can look this good in real life.. maybe even better.. but.. what are the chances ur average looking guy will be able to get a girl that hot ? Girls that hot usually have high standards. .. but with a doll.. Don't worry Bro. . Even if ur a ugly guy u can still get the hottest doll ever.. and free sex whenever u want 247... bargain!!!
7. DOLLS CAN'T GET PREGNANT!!
Im not even gonna explain this 1... pretty self explanatory
8. DOLLS CAN'T ARGUE
How many times have you and ur girlfriend had a fight over something like "no.. I'm not making u a sandwich... sexist!!! Woman don't only belong in the kitchen!!!""
See what I mean.. let's be honest .. girls love to argue.. and they do it as much as possible... with a doll you can save urself a headache and don't have to worry about that, cos dolls can't get periods
9. DOLLS CAN'T FALL OUT OF LOVE WITH YOU
How many times have you met a cute girl who you like? Fell in love with.. been in a relationship with her for ages... (thinking she loves you too).. then somewhere down the line she friendzones you?
That happened to me many times.. always make me super sad... with a doll... it will always love you forever cos u can't pretend in ur mind that it does and her love with never vanish.
10. NO FEELINGS OF AWKWARNESS
I don't know about you.. but whenever a real life girl was my girlfriend.. I felt pretty awkward.. like.. I didn't really know what to say or how to act.. and u gotta ask for a kiss or guess when the time is right.. with a doll.. literally ur worry free of that cos they can't judge you. .. you can tell it whatever want.. u can kiss it whenever u want.. jus no feelings of being judged at all.
11. DOLLS AREN'T FRIGID
How many of you guys out there hate taking things slow? Having to wait ages and ages before you can smash a girl.. going on multiple dates before she gives u the keys to her pussy?
I don't know about you.. but I'm an impatient person who jus wants things straight away.. fuck waiting for sex!! I want it now... with a doll.. look no further...
12. THEY ARE ONLY ABOUT 1,000 Pounds
Just 1k in British money... that is all. . And u can get all the above.. without the hastle that comes with a real life girl.. so why not get with the times and buy yourself a sex doll?
It would be stupid not to. (Also don't have to buy her birthday gifts)
THE END!!
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