Why are greek statues dicks so small?

All their statues that are male have tiny at times micro penises. And the statues apparently portrayed perfection in their eyes. Why is this?

Why are greek statues dicks so small?
Please don't report question due to statue nudity, surely this is not pornography.
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  • It's not that small. It's a flaccid penis! I find this offensive! Grrrrrr

  • History books will tell you that Greek and Roman statues looked that way because small to average sized penises were considered very masculine and attractive as opposed to large ones which were pretty much repulsive and all.

    • Indeed.

  • Cause they didn't watch porn

    • LOL thats not quite right, they had porn everywhere, even on their plates and potteries... Just sayin

    • @Rainie_ I'm not subjective here I'm not fan of the Romans anyways

    • Im pretty sure we're talking about greeks 😂😂

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  • The statues are anatomically correct then, but the dicks ain't the point in making the statues

  • better q

    • better question is: why the hell are you looking at statues dicks?

  • It's because the Greeks didn't think a large dick was extremely important. Every girl looking at this statue is noticing those smooth balls more than anything else. Balls represent fertility and masculinity more than a dick does. Most women would rather look at bald balls. Otherwise, all those statues would have had 13-inch horse cocks.

  • They think small penises are beautiful with woods nearby. Learn history. xD

  • your right we should have more of these

    ae01.alicdn.com/.../...gurine-b-font-lady-font.jpg

  • depends on the guy cause im a grower not a show-er
    but that's me

  • Because their penis is so small they pee on their balls

  • Greeks viewed testicles are masculine, not necessarily penises. Also, those are flaccid. Flaccid sizes can range from a few inches to just under erect sizes

  • Because thats average. Only new age whores are size queens.