Why are guys always surprised that they get poo on their penis during anal?

you're in an ASS, what else do you expect to be up there? rainbows?
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PSA: Shit is SUPPOSED to come out of your ass. if you think BUTTHOLES are supposed to be completely clean from the inside out, you need to wake up and stop watching porn!
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  • Ummmm? I don't know if u poke it n the pooper n dad Haven shyt dar guna c shyt on ur dik

  • But you are girl your şehit supposed to be pink

  • LOL, exactly, it's to be expected one would think? That's why I have NO interest in it at all? How it's become such a thing is beyond me? What porn can't do? lol

  • If I have a guy or guys coming over to fuck me in the ass, I'll usually do a quick enema.

  • Why do girls always say always? :)

    No one is surprised by it. Some guys may be grossed out or disappointed or whatever but those guys are morons. It happens and it just comes with the territory, although in my experience it's very uncommon. I've been having anal with my girlfriend about once a week of more almost 3 years and poop has only happened a few times. When it does, we just grab a towel, wipe it off and get back to business. No reason to let a little poop ruin a good ass fuck.

  • Cause you should have cleaned out your ass first.

    • LMAO

    • I can make my ass clean for my shemale friend so girls should be able to do it too.

  • Yes. I expect rainbows.

  • lmao rainbow. 😂

  • Lol. If he’s long enough, does that mean he’s cleaning u out? Lol.

  • Because they don't think about it during the act. They see her tight hole, they stick it in thinking it'll be like the porn they watch.

  • YES!

    OMG?

    haven't you read the supplied material?

    A lady's hoo hoo dilly and cha cha are supposed to be 100% butterflies and rainbows ALL THE TIME

    YOU FUCKING LIED TO ME!

    You liar, liar, pants on fire!

    • LALALALAALALALALAALALALALAALALALAALA I won't LISTEN!