Why are parents so loud when having sex?

[SexualAttractionLove]

You see, my parents are a disaster, they are way to loud when having sex, but, I guess their not the only ones. My dad breaths heavily when having sex with my mom, and my mom moans way to loud, that I could hear it across the damn room, and she says to my dad, "fuck you". Seriously, someone explain all this nonsense, that should not be happening at night, in the dark in the room? I thought night time is when you sleep not fuck.

[Bluemax]

Some parents are loud in another way. They loudly scream and shout how they hate one another or can't stand the other. In which family would you prefer to live?

I know it's odd and uncomfortable for you to hear, but I suppose you could try to look at it from the perspective that they love each other. By the way, loving parents are one of the greatest determinants of their children's success.

[blondfrog]

Lol you are so funny and have a cute personality :) I am sorry I wouldn't know my parents have never had sex since I became the age of 4 my parents have 5 kids and I am the youngest and they are also really religious. You're really funny though thanks for making my dad :)... they were probably just really horny and love each other.

[SexualAttractionLove]

Maybe, thanks, I should have made you the most helpful, next time

[blondfrog]

Its okay lol

[sandyyy_]

Lol my parents are the same!! And in the morning they talk about it in code as if I don't know what they're talking about. But at least they're still healthy and in love enough to still have sex!

[SexualAttractionLove]

I know my parents do the exact same thing, we are so meant to be BFF'S

[sandyyy_]

Lol forreal! Finally someone who won't say "ew tmi"

[SexualAttractionLove]

how about we message each other every day and talk about girl stuff, to keep it private

[SexualAttractionLove]

Selected you as most helpful

[KindMoriaty]

You do realize that absolutely NOTHING you do online is truly private right?

[nickstaa]

You two can share many fascinating stories while you're being kept up by your parents.

[sandyyy_]

Thanks asker! And that sounds great!! KindMoriaty so? we're not planning on killing anyone or anything..

[KindMoriaty]

No, just don't say anything you don't want to haunt you :)

[douride2]

When I lived at home mine were the opposite. The most you heard was my mom ssshhh the kids might hear. then you listened for what you weren't supposed to hear.

[SexualAttractionLove]

HAhaha

[SinObsessed]

Because we are good at what we do! We bang at night because our CHILDREN are keeping us up all day lol

[thetundrawolf]

Your parents are not a disaster. They are what every married couple should be. They are loving each other- and loving it. I bet it is fantastic for them.

[SexualAttractionLove]

Yeah they still are a disaster, because and really loving each other, what?

[GamerGirl71618]

I don't understand what you just said Asker. XD Your parents love each other. I hope I'll continue loving my future husband throughout my marriage just like your parents do.

[SexualAttractionLove]

Your a girl

[GamerGirl71618]

You are making no sense. Yeah I'm a girl, so what? :/

[SexualAttractionLove]

Okay, congrats on your marriage whenever it was, anywho, what did you mean by they are loving each other

[GamerGirl71618]

Do you understand English? >.< Because I feel like you have a lower intelligence than you should at 19. Making love happens when two people love each other. You really don't seem to understand that at all for some reason.

[SexualAttractionLove]

Why are you being so mean, I am smart

[GamerGirl71618]

Then why don't you understand anything people are writing? :/

[SexualAttractionLove]

I thought I blocked you let me try again

[thetundrawolf]

This is, by far, the most entertaining question I have ever answered. These replies are pure gold.

[thetundrawolf]

Irony is the fact that someone with your name posted this question.

[myspacemybroke]

You've got a real thing for your parents banging don't you?

[SexualAttractionLove]

yup, so why?

[myspacemybroke]

Fucked if I know. You're the one inside that over-focused-on-parents'-sex-life mind of yours, not me.

[Betwyn]

So what, parents are not allowed to enjoy sex?

[SexualAttractionLove]

I'm in the house when it goes one, you shouldn't do that when kids are there

[Betwyn]

So, would you rather they ask you to go outside and kick rocks?

[FilmGodRonny1]

Sounds like your parents are just like The Fockers. Maybe you should embrace and appreciate that your parents love each other so. Would you rather see them arguing and killing themselves in fights? Your lucky

[SexualAttractionLove]

Have to be honest they had gotten into a huge fight that same day they had it, the only reason they had stupid sex was because my dad apologized and started kissing her, in front of me, and that's wrong, if I were my mom, I would have never married him.

[GamerGirl71618]

What in the world? You're acting like you're 13.

[GamerGirl71618]

The Asker I mean. ^^"

[SexualAttractionLove]

WTF, I'm not even 13 years old, I'm 19

[GamerGirl71618]

I'm saying you're acting immature like a 13 year old. :)

[SexualAttractionLove]

Your right, I'm big enough to be mature

[GamerGirl71618]

You are just like making random crap up with everything you type. XD

[Hyped_up_on_coffee]

Thats gross I never hear my parents

[DodgersGM]

I think it's bad ass that they're still throwing down like that.

Kinda strange that you can hear it though. I wonder if they know that you can?

[SexualAttractionLove]

No they think I'm sleeping but, I'm actually reading instead, and it's so loud I can hear it

[DodgersGM]

Maybe just tell your mom? Or buy some noise canceling headphones.

[SexualAttractionLove]

That's is a very good idea, DodgersGM, I buy noise concealing headphones, thanks buddy

[DodgersGM]

No problem. Good music and less parents making sexy sounds... it's a win-win. :-)

[GamerGirl71618]

If you really hate the sounds your parents are doing during love making then put on some headphones or move out of their place if you're ungrateful or can't stand the way they live their life. C=

[clearheart]

thnx god i hv a papa only :p

[ledfoot64]

cause it's their home and they can do that if they want how do you think you came about

[SexualAttractionLove]

We live an an apartment that is not even their's it's an owner's

[GamerGirl71618]

Who's the owner? You're parents are renting or bought the place.

[GamerGirl71618]

Your*

[ledfoot64]

e en still they pat rent you have no say I what they can or can not do end of story

[p0rtis26]

Too much information

[SexualAttractionLove]

to, much information, I just want to know, because having sex is also annoying sometimes

[p0rtis26]

I don't know you need more soundproof walls

[WayfarersDouchebag]

You are in the same room when they have sex?

[SexualAttractionLove]

No across

[Vegvisir]

Your dad probably has a huge dick. Just picture that for a second

[SexualAttractionLove]

okay

[JSmuve]

" and my mom moans way to loud, that I could hear it across the damn room"

Wait wait wait wait wait... what do you mean "across the room"? Are in the same room as them when this is going on? Because that would be hilarious.

[SexualAttractionLove]

No, it's not funny, okay, my room is across their room, which means, my parents room is in front of my room, FYI, I close my door, that's the only reason they do it, because they think I can't hear moaning, NASTY!!!

[iUnderachieve]

Your parents love each other, you have to deal with the consequences.

[SexualAttractionLove]

okay

[devilINSIDE]

Haha chill dude they are old players they need to cover their breathe back stay calm why dont u create a awkward situation in hoise just ask them the next morning what were they doing coz u was having a problem in sleeping coz of noises :D

[SexualAttractionLove]

okay, that's a good idea, thanks

[devilINSIDE]

Welcome ;)

[SadWalkingAwaySong]

What are you "taking a break" from?

[SadWalkingAwaySong]

So, do you think maybe you're a little jealous of your parents, yes?

[Keyspirits]

LMAO! Oh my.. dis make meh LOL so hard x)

[Blueeyes81]

Just tap your mom on the shoulder next time and ask her. She could better answer this than me.

[SexualAttractionLove]

okay

[nickstaa]

Night time is when you first fuck then sleep. They should keep it down though they probably don't realise how loud it is.

[SexualAttractionLove]

okay

[GamerGirl71618]

You're just saying okay on everything Asker. XP What was the point of asking this question?

[SexualAttractionLove]

Maybe because people give helpful information and good advice, unlike other people, (you)

[GamerGirl71618]

Wow, you are so nice. XD

[SexualAttractionLove]

No, it's just that people are giving me good advice, and all you are telling me is that I say okay to everything, I say that to let the person know I understand what their saying, sorry if I hurt your feelings

[nickstaa]

Okay