Why are penises stupid?

[NickiB]

[Jjpayne]

Cause they don't have brains :) come to think of it niether do guys lmao :)

[Jjpayne]

Thanks :)

[InfobotsMom]

This seems familiar 🤔

[NickiB]

😱 no. No this is... umm... totally... umm original

[StarGayle]

lol. Nah. they seem to know what they like.

[NickiB]

They so dumb. They get hard when they ain't supposed to. They get limp when they need to stay hard. When they get excited they spit on the person that makes them feel good. Seems pretty dumb to me

[StarGayle]

😂😂😂 you make some good points. maybe they are dumb

[NickiB]

So so stupid.

[scooogy]

@NickiB you remind me of some female stalkers of mine, unable to deal with the fact that I didn't want them.

[NickiB]

Why did your penis not work either?

[StarGayle]

@NickiB Maybe his penis is stupid too 🤔

[NickiB]

There's no maybe about it all penises are stupid

[beebella]

Because their head ain't got no brain.

[NickiB]

Stupid brainless penises.😤

[meesegoMoo]

Don't judge them so harshly! They have a head so much smaller than yours... cut them some slack! Or if your not Jewish don't cut them at all.

[Cystic_Xenophon934]

What do you mean by that? Look stupid? Feel? How it reacts?

[_HeLp_mE_]

Because they smell like mashed potatoes and gravy.

[Astarlessnightsky]

Because they are just flesh and blood, no brain of their own to think for themselves 🤷‍♂️

[SydneySentinel]

Good question... I have no idea

[ManOnFire]

You're definitely right. A penis must be a damn fool to fuck something as crazy and menstrual as a vagina.

[Shiver]

Hey, they have a mental disability, don't be mean to them.

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Yes their heads have no brains

[brigfrey25]

I see what you did there?

[pigoat]

Troll

[NickiB]

😱😱

[whitehide]

Question like this are really what create the greatest philosophical minds of our time: "Why are boobs stupid?", "why are penises stupid?" These are the questions that really matter.

[bangyourhead]

Cause they have a small head, one eye and their best friends are assholes and pussies.

[Chimken]

You got a penis for a brain or something?

[COMMODOREII]

The head is too small for the brain. 😂😂

[Nightflight95]

Because they sometimes take blood out of mens brains.

[bklynbadboy1]

Cause they have a head with no brain yet their still smarter than some girls with a brain lol

[NickiB]

You just mad yo penis is a dumbass

[bklynbadboy1]

He listen to me that all that matters lol

[NickiB]

Sure he does. You never had an accidental boner. Never had to say this has never happened to me again😒

[bklynbadboy1]

Nope

[NickiB]

Lies!!!

[bklynbadboy1]

Truth there's no such thing as a accidental hard on

[NickiB]

Interesting

[FrenchyRomain]

i think we need an explanation

[TotallyAlmost]

Because they keep blowing their brains out.

[mountybj]

Because they look rather funny looking, usually shoot their load before the girl cums & then takes forever to get hard again

[scooogy]

If they had a brain, they wouldn't fit into vaginas.