Why are they such Dumb Shits and helpless?

[Dinosaursandanime65]

The Dishonorable Pussies are always taking advantage of a guy when in combat. Striking between his legs and then running off like a Gallimimus being chased by a Deinonychus. And to makes things worse...... there’s a way to fucking prevail! Technically three but the third one is more complex. Im gonna teach you a method of fighting all you Blind Pussies desperately need. Road to Silent G combat skills. If you stay and actually care, you’ll be able to easily deal with Dishonorable Pussies.

First and most obvious Lesson.... KEEP YOU FUCKING LEGS CLOSED. By you not doing this, it only makes the Dishonorable Pussy more confident and the fight easier for them. Another important thing for this part, ALWAYS keep them closed or at least close to each other. I don’t give a single fuck if your sack is sticking to legs or whatever the hell. It’s still okay to get comfortable, but it doesn’t mean you need to do some yee yee ass yoga shit and make yourself vulnerable. This also goes for you girls, someone might split you in two. In other words, Front Wedgie. You’ll get flossed.

Second Lesson, always consider the possibility of someone attacking you wether it’s the Bitch Ways or the Old Ways. Awareness is always important in basically everything, especially this. You mainly want to be concerned of getting your balls, boobs, or ovaries hit. But you still want to watch out for any other hostile actions as well. To become more efficient in this defense, practice it in your mind. Do mental training, just like Frieza. Oh, my bad. There’s another lesson you must learn in order to do the Mental Training.

Third Lesson, falling with the most rigor. Let’s start with a guy’s situation, considering it’s more popular to take advantage of them. I’d recommend to always keep a distance between yourself and the person or enemy. There’s a lower risk of defeat, and you’ll be able to read them more easily. If they decide to try and kick you, slightly step back, bend forward JUST A LITTLE, and put your hands where there foot is when it’s raised. You could also slap it to the side but I suggest your do the first option if you’re not completely experienced. If they decide to knee you, either push them back very fast, or raise your knee causing yours and theirs to collapse. Until the “taking advantage of genders” thing is equal or off the grid, then these actions will be acceptable. I’ve heard that tits are sensitive and in case that is true, aim your fist there. Ovaries, another effective target. Just a wee tad under the waist and around the bladder I believe. Don’t punch, or else you’ll be wasting time. Instead try this. I tested it on my brother and it gave him a long cut. He also said it burned. But since this hand is robotic, you shouldn’t just form a Karate Chop. Close your fingers into each other making your hand look like a spear.

I’m gonna do my best to understand. Now for a girls situation. In order to make your ovaries a wee more sturdy, wear those black, hard strap things that make you look skinnier. Maybe wear one around your tits as well but I’m not sure if there are smaller versions. You don’t need this entirely though.... if your enemy tries to punch your tits, put your hand in front of them and catch their hand. After that, pull them towards you, jam your knee into their chest. Then hit their nose with the palm of your hand. Perhaps a few more punches and then you’ll be good. But I’ve never needed to do this, so again.. practice all these in my mind. Try to use A.I or Advanced Imagery. This is when someone can imagine things so well, it’s as if their thoughts are reality. I believe this should be easier for Deep Thinkers. Maybe you can figure something out to protect your ovaries without wear ping that thing, I’m no girl so I don’t really know..

Oh yes, I almost forgot that third and probably unnecessary method......... get the variable pregnant, and make sure she stays that way until time is up. I don’t recommend this, I just thought of it and thought I should mention it. But, I think that’s all.... I’ll make sure to let y’all know if there's more.