Why do girls wear a bra if I'll hold their boobs for free?

Question

Boobslayer was looking at women's undergarments today and I could help wondering why women spend so much on bras when I could just hold them. The question of why do girls wear a bra when someone is willing to hold their boobs for free is a tricky one.

On the one hand, some women may simply feel more comfortable and secure wearing a bra, regardless of whether or not they have someone to provide physical support for their melons, honkers, boobies, and/or tits.

On the other hand, there could be other factors at play, such as personal preference and comfort level. For some women, wearing my hands on their chesticles may be a visual statement that they are confident and secure in their own bodies. Wearing a bra can also be a way of showing off their assets, like their jugs, honkers, bazoombas, coconuts, fried eggs, cantaloupes, and/or boom booms.

In addition, wearing my hands can provide greater physical support and prevent physical discomfort throughout the day.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Well, my dear @boobslayer, it's not just about holding those heavenly humps of pleasure. Bras are like magical containers that keep those luscious lady lumps in perfect form, like a sculptor's masterpiece. They're like the armor that protects those precious bosom buddies from unwanted attention and keeps them perky and proud for the world to see. They are like the velvet ropes that keep the VIP section of the nightclub reserved for only the finest knockers in town. They're like the secret service agents that protect the president – except in this case, the president is a pair of tantalizing ta-tas. Without those bountiful bosoms wrapped up in a bra, it's like a world without music – dull and lifeless, like a world without stars in the sky – incomplete and unfulfilled. But fear not, @boobslayer, for if you ever need a pair of succulent sweethearts to hold, I'm always here with my loving arms open wide.

-@roosterbreast

Why do girls wear a bra if I'll hold their boobs for free?

Soldieronmission · Accepted Answer

Haha I offer this to my wife often but she never takes me up on it for some reason. Would rather go braless which is great!

MORPHEUS_12 · Accepted Answer

Well it will certainly save me money. I just bought 3 bras (38I) and it was almost $230 USD. Sometimes my bras have to be ordered from the UK. My husband hates it when I tell him I need new bras. That is a mighty generous and selfless offer. Unfortunately, if you do not have big hands like a linebacker then it would be back to the over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder.