Why do guys hate going to Hooters?

Why do guys hate going to Hooters?

We were on the beach in Fort Lauderdale, and I thought I'd treat my boyfriend to a hamburger & beer at the Hooters across the street. He said he wasn't hungry, and he would prefer to stay on the beach. Does this mean he's gay? We didn't have a Hooters back home, so I thought he would like it. Do you think he thought it was a pet store and I wanted to buy an owl? And, yes, you can bring owls on planes if you say it's a comfort animal. I saw on the news where a guy brought his alligator on the plane.

I was just swapping Florida stories with a Miami dude, and I told him I was going to ask this.

He said there was also a Hooters in Miami. Why on Earth would you have a Hooters on the beaches of Florida? What were they thinking? I'm moving to Alaska and start a business selling snow. Hey, I saw a lady on eBay selling elk turds. Another guy was selling mud. Someone bought those pet rocks. So Imma sell snow in Fairbanks.

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For those of you who aren't particularly gifted in the brains department... this is a joke. It's hard to fathom that adults can't figure that out, but it is what it is. So let me splain it to the slower crowd. Hooters doesn't hold a candle to what's on the Florida beaches. It is a true story, and I thought it was funny that he said he would go if we could have a seat next to the window facing the beach. I'm not threatened by that. I can't compete with the Bay Watch babes, so I don't try.
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  • The irony is that Hooters was founded in Clearwater, Florida (near Tampa), which also has plenty of hot girls on the beaches, and yet was still quite successful for a while. I get your point, though - you can certainly see more attractive female flesh on the beaches than you can in a Hooters restaurant.

    People talk about Hooters' wings, but in my opinion their wings are pretty lousy - their cheese steak sandwich is pretty damn good though. I find myself in a Hooters about once a year, maybe every other year, usually in the summer when I'm looking for a place with good A/C and big (soft) drinks. The girls are a little more attractive on average, but they're still just waitresses, and it's a pretty tame experience. The locations I've been to have always had one or two tables of female customers, and quite often kids as well, and I've never seen a customer causing a problem for the waitresses or anything like that. Not saying it never happens, but it's certainly not the norm.

    I never understood why some people act as if Hooters is a strip club or brothel or something. It's a chain bar & grill with (often busty) girls in tight shirts and short shorts, but nothing more. It's a lot further from porn or prostitution than, say, watching Baywatch.

    • There are tons of strip clubs, so I don't really get the Hooters thing. I was just hungry, and it was close. But there's a place on the Intracoastal Waterway in Fort Lauderdale. They had grouper fingers.
      Why do guys hate going to Hooters?
      The name sounds disgusting, but I had to try it. Wow! Yummy. It was way better than anything Hooters had to offer. (I'm talking about menu items.) lol
      If you ever get a chance, give it a try.

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  • Hooters is a tease, and those waiters are one step away from strippers... you always feel the need to tip her more than you need to , just because she shows some cleavage in a tight ass cloth. And anyway, I would not want to go to a hooters with my girlfriend is like a trap. You have to sit there and try to look without looking.

    The food is not that much better, and honestly those women get hit on soooo much its not even fun to try to talk with them, you know they are fake as fuck and then expect a big tip. I am 46 now, so it's not fun to go to hooters, it just makes me feel like a creepy old man.

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  • Lol my brother wouldn't... he always go about how he will go to states n only go to hooters lol

  • Could be they are scared of al, the owls that may be there.

    • I think that's it.

    • I knew it. LOL

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  • First off.. I can appreciate the pictures you picked out for us.. good taste. secondly.. you haven't seen a comfort animal until you meet a hippopotamus. So big and snuggly... So kind. I can appreciate a good hoot

    • Excellent post.

  • Why do guys hate going to Hooters? Because the burgers suck.

    Do you have a website for the snow? And/or will Target be carrying it?

    • All their food sucks, but for some reason, people still go there. This question is brand new, and I've had to delete and block three guys. They wouldn't know a joke if a gerbil bit them in the ass. They question why I would force him to go to Hooters if he wasn't hungry. Where do these idiots come from? It's like the moron that attacked you for asking where he was from. He obviously needs to up his medication. Just block them. Life is too short.

  • Why would I pay for some overpriced drinks and food to go in and see girls in little white t-shirts and shorts?

    Besides, having a daughter gives me a whole different outlook on women and Hooters is just not somewhere I would go, based on my own morals.

  • They have an over-priced, crappy menu.

  • Hooters is not that exciting. No complimentary lap dance when I went there.

    • That sucks.

    • I think so.

  • guys love Hooters lol

    • Thanks. I wasn't sure if they did or not.

    • I have been to that hooters on many occasions

    • @Alex8736 It's just strange they put them next to the beach.

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  • It is not necessarily an indication of someone's sexual orientation if they do not want to eat at a particular restaurant or if they prefer to stay on the beach. People have different preferences and tastes when it comes to food, and it is important to respect those choices.

    Regarding the Hooters restaurant chain, it is a popular establishment known for its wings, burgers, and sports viewing. The decision to have a Hooters location on the beach may have been based on factors such as foot traffic, location convenience, or demographics. Ultimately, it is up to individual consumers to decide whether or not they want to patronize the establishment.

    Starting a business selling snow in Alaska may be a unique idea, but it is important to thoroughly research the market and demand before investing time and resources into a new venture. Additionally, it is important to comply with any relevant regulations and obtain necessary permits or licenses.

    • I bet you're fun at parties.

  • There is a Hooters in the state that I live in. I drive by it once in a while. The parking lot is usually pretty empty. I do not know how they stay in business. I have never been in there.

    • I've only been in one, and that was plenty. They might want to try and put out good food, but that's not my concern.

  • Did finish full discription. I like Hooters. Food perfect, no. But its fine.

    • I don't like their food, but I guess that's not a problem for them.

    • I go for the wings mainly

    • At least that makes sense.

  • Because who wants to go to a franchise chain, that's not sexy, not fun and the food sucks and the drinks are too pricey.. It used to be good but now it sucks

    • Well, there is that. ..

  • It was funny , I love it

    • Thank you. :) I had to delete and block three guys that said I was a lesbian.

    • @gummy_cluster I tried to get a job at Hooter’s, but if the guys like going there because of the girls, they should stay on the beach because they will see lots of beautiful girls wearing bikinis

    • I agree. :)

  • Sell female bathwater, guarantee you'll get buyers

    • Brilliant idea. I'll look into it.

  • I think the food is awful personally

    • I agree.

  • I didn’t know they hate it

    • They like it in Montana, but on the beaches of Florida.

    • Oh ok

  • Well I guess he was speaking the truth that he is not hungry. As far as knowing what Hooters is , well that another school of fish.

    And I don't think he is gay. after all he is in your good care Gummy_Gluster😁

    • You're probably right. They sold corn dogs on the beach.

    • Say what. Corn bread on the beach 😂😂😂😂 Is that his favourite? 😂😂😂😂😂

    • Yes it is.

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  • I suppose if you can get regular access to them then it gets boring. I've only been once and quite enjoyed the whole experience

    • I'm guessing it wasn't on a Florida beach.

    • I was in Vegas

    • My joke is about why they built them on Florida beaches.

  • That is a really silly assumption

    • Sarcasm isn't your strong suit, is it?