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Sexual Health Why do women compare eating pussy to sucking dick?
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If a guy says that he doesn't eat pussy women say "then don't expect to get your dick sucked" but eating pussy and sucking dick are completely different. My dick doesn't have nasty shit leaking out of it every month or get yeast infections. My dick doesn't have a smell especially if it's clean. Pussy has a smell. Even if it's clean it still has a smell. Pussy has a taste and its not something I would say tastes amazing. Besides occasional precum dick doesn't have a taste unless he ejaculates in her mouth. Clean dick should be like licking your arm. Also, women take forever to climax and your tongue can get tired. Men can get off a lot faster. Women get wet and you could drown in pussy juice. When women pee it gets all over them and they have to wipe. So if she doesn't take a shower then you're licking urine. Urine doesn't get all over my dick when I piss. You don't have to worry about getting anywhere near an asshole when sucking dick but the asshole is like an inch away from the vagina. so unless you just lick the clit you are coming pretty close to licking her ass. I think I have made valid points and women should just suck dick without expecting to get eaten out in return. You can't compare the two. I would compare sucking dick to sucking on a womans tits or something.
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27 46Angry young man. Doesn't like vaginas. Probably gay.
I like the way you expressed your opinion fearlessly. I know girls would not like it. Sex is an in build madness and we do not care about the natural smell. I do not lick vaginas personally and my girl loves to suck mine. Certain things are our personal likings. Sex is not a trading, it is just a way to satisfying themselves with the help of other sex. If we think without sexual flavour our genitals are just a flesh and nothing is there to glorify. when we get hormone rush we guys started glorify vaginas and girls started glorifying penis.
Because people like to barter.
So if I give you a cup of sugar you have to give me a cup of something else. I'll take gasoline.
i'd never compare the two if you don't eat pussy of course i wouldn't suck your cock. it's just fair...
Another barter.
@Joc4Position yes... which sucks cause i really enjoy giving a blowjobs... it's just not fair for me, i orgasm through oral sex
Well at least you admit to it.
@Joc4Position don't need to lie about it lol why would it?
True.
"women take forever to climax"
Then you're probably doing it wrong.
I was gonna say the same thing xD
^^ (; Where "it" is pretty much life in general, judging from the post as a whole
@AleDeEurope I couldn't wrap my head around all the ridiculous states put forth in that question. When I got to "women take forever to climax," that's where I stopped reading. It's either a troll or a selfish or extremely uneducated viewpoint.
Yes and no. I can't climax unless I masturbate. Doesn't matter what the female does.
I think it's a troll too xD
@Joc4Position I most often don't from oral sex, either. But I still know what I'm doing with the opposite sex. And I know it's my issue, and not my partner's.
Ohhhh. So you were using sarcasm then? Okay.
@Joc4Position Uh, no, I wasn't. What part did you think was sarcasm?
So you said you're probably doing it wrong. The asker's question was in reference to oral sex. So I said I can't orgasm from oral sex normally and you said you can't either. So how is the asker doing it wrong exactly?
@Joc4Position The asker said, "women take forever to climax" which is a broad sweeping (and in my experiences, incorrect) statement about women. I said I can't cum from oral sex, which is a factual statement about myself. You do see the difference, right?
So it's the general statement you didn't like? Okay. Just trying to understand your point.
I'd have no problem with eating pussy but yeah, that's just how girls are. Girls always want equality unless it is to their disadvantage. And they see this as equality.
How isn't it equality? Oral for oral. That sounds pretty equal to me. Both sides have disadvantages, you know.
@Mekkalyn Lol the asker pointed out how much more of a hassle it is to eat pussy as compared to sucking dick. From what I hear, vagina has a distinct unpleasant smell which can bother guys and at the same time, it takes 5 times longer to make a girl cum than making a guy cum.
so lol its still as equal as it can get. female reproductive cycles are wayyyy more of a hassle than a males yet we still have ur babies. its part of the package
@Ghosted Touche! :)
"Dick has a smell. Even if it's clean it still has a smell. Dick has a taste and its not something I would say tastes amazing"
See? I think it's personally reasonable for someone to not suck your dick, for whatever reason, because anything else is what I call rape.
Stop being a pussy and
Eat pussy
Or just go suck a dick😂
I wish men would stop saying eating pussy. It is so juvenile.
How some dudes hate eating pussy is beyond me. Cunnilingus is the spice of life lol
Oh well, whatever floats your boat dude.
Ehh it's okay.
Not really
dude... Ur gonna get ur dick sucked a lot more if ur willing to lick a pussy. It's just as important if not more for women (more erogenous neural zone than dick) what, do u not wanna put ur dick inside either? If I were a girl, I'm not gonna give head unless I get it
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I can't learn this. It's harder than calculus.
This has got to be THE dumbest thing I have read on this site. I refuse to believe this was a serious question. So I'm going to laugh and assume it was comedy. In that case, it was a good joke.
lolz 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Eating pussy and sucking cock are called oral sex. ORAL SEX. And if you won’t eat her pussy, she should not suck your dick.
I love eating pussy, and it’s never disgusting and filled with nasty shit. You Gota grow up.
and the taste and aroma is wonderful. So much so, i ask her not to wash her pussy that day and sometime the night before.
You're a good exemple of selfishness, ignorance and immature jugement. Why don't you start to suck dicks if it's that great? Ever heard about something called "carring about partner's pleasure? Dumb ass
The difference is we don't uncomfortably choke on the delicacy we delight ourselves in
Lol many females like that.
@Joc4Position Lol I know it's just that I'm trying to say that females aren't OBLIGATED to do it for us! But I'd do oral for her! Only fair!
Another potential barter?
@Joc4Position Indeed... so many deals to be made!
@Joc4Position i dont know any who like that...
@selmo93 LOTS of girls do, just sayin! But not all, evidently!
@selmo93 Stroll down? Better yet read this kid's replies?
Breasts are not genitals, so the comparison doesn't work.
He said pussy.
@Joc4Position read the last sentence of his question.
Hey I know you.
Oh okay. Yeah I agree with you.
Oral on a woman is like 10x the orgasm as an oral on a man. I wouldn't pass up the opportunity to put my girlfriend in pure bliss for a half-hour. I guess that's why she treats me so well.
Lmaoing at virgins here, Tbh vagina tsstes like milk and coins. I only go 69 when asked something in return lol or I don't and still more in hour than any of these can in all their life lol