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Why does it take guys so long to poop?
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Do you guys seriously masterBate? In the toilet?
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5 70Probably playing games
Usuually onlly takkes me about 2:00!!
Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz,
Oh, what a relief it is!
It takes as ;long as it takes.
I just take me time. But honestly it's about diet. As for your update, yes guys do. It's convent, no mess to clean up.
Because we’re probably surfing the web, reading, or just enjoying the peace and quiet.
Constipation
Because we're reading. This is not a great mystery. We like to read on the can. And if it's a really good read, we'll stay and finish it if we can. So don't bang on the door or try to get us to hurry up, this is out healing time. Poison out, information in. For some guys, it's the only time they have to themselves and it's precious time in that case.
You saved me from having to write more-or-less exactly this post.
@MrOracle Happy to help!
Amen brother
Doesn’t me... but women sure seem to take up residence in the shithouse. I just figured gals were painting their nails or texting their dump selfies. I hate shitting. The last thing I want to do is read a paper which only seems like something to prolong the dirt business.
Its one of the VERY few times we get Silence. Restroom breaks and blowjobs lol.
Lmao 🤣 thanks dude
Welcome my friend!
How's everything
pretty good, though the wife is sick.. And im finally able to go back to the office in 2 weeks. No more working from home.
how bout you?
Good dressing puppy up👍❤️
lol nice
Want to know?
I’d show you a few pictures of why, but i don’t want to gross you out.
In my case, my bowel movements length is absolutely jaw dropping. So that takes me a few minutes to finish
Loool no idea
We use the time to get away from our overly chatty girlfriends, and play games on our phones, or watch porn and masturbate. :-D
Really you Jack off?
It's been done. Personally, I prefer to be more comfortable ! LOL
I don't take time a lot of time in the bathroom and i don't masturbate in the bathroom cause i'm not a teenager anymore!
Taking time in the bathroom depends if someone have a constipation and i usually always wash after entering the bathroom, i'm a clean freak and i always make the bathroom neat after i finish, people likes to enter the bathroom after me cause they find everything well arranged and proper!
Thinking...
About
Wait a minute... as long as it takes some women when in the bathroom. You are going to ask why it takes men so long to do one of the most spiritual things one can do alone and with just about any type of reading material that is within arm's reach... Do you really what to know what's in that air freshener... I've read many a can...(this was long before cell phones) back in my day... ahh never mind..😁
Life usually. Or I hope there is more toilet paper in here...
@WowwGirl Do you really want to know the answer to the restroom release you are inquiring about?
The silence, and some of us are constipated.
Okay
And some of us are literally full of shit
@Sweetlindacoolturds lol..
Some things can't be rushed.
It's our sanctuary.
It’s secret mans business.
Well sometimes we might be stuck on our phones or reading a article in the paper. Also we wanna make sure we wiped good.
We like to enjoy it. If you do it right, you can give yourself a great orgasm. I like to read a few pages in my books too.
For people that live with someone. Some guys open the door to really let everyone get a whiff of the deuce you just dropped. It’s satisfying to hear them go “Oh my that stinks terribly.” lol