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Why does it take guys so long to poop?
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Do you guys seriously masterBate? In the toilet?
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5 70Probably because they’re no just pooping and going they are probably on the phone texting or reading
Someone said jerking off
Yeah possibly
I can not believe that
I wouldn’t doubt it with some guys
Cause we are lyjng to you. We are also jacking off.
My wife takes way longer to shit then me
Rare
thats my me time!
That’s a simple answer because it’s the only time we get some privacy and quiet
Because in the bathroom their is peace and because we eat more than women. So because of that we take longer to poop.
I take so long bc I don't like to force it out. I need to relax to get it out and that takes time. As for the picture please don't use Bill Cosby. That makes me uncomfortable and I'd choose another stall. I don't want him behind me when my pants are down.
I got IBS. so Im in there. IF I have a lot of coffee Im in there 10 min tops
It doesn't, like most other things in life we guys don't take as long as females, we just like our alone time.
I personally digestive issues so it takes be about an hour or more.
Butthole hair.
Nooo
Mhmm.
why does it take women so long to poop?
It doesn't! Count up to 10,000 and I'll be out! No, really, it takes me +/- 2 min from door in/door out, and less than 15 seconds from toilet seat to wiping.
Don't think that's true, never heard of that stereotype before. Either jerking off or maybe looking at stuff on their phone or reading. I am focused on the task when I am in there, but if you live with others, that's the safe place for jacking off too.
The real question is "Why do girls poop so fast?"
Cause we do it and go we aren't on vacation plus that's not the question sir
What's the hurry?
Cause its the ont part of the day I get alone
My 💩comes out cleanly ass soon as I apply pressure. It helps that my diet is full of vegetables and I drink a lot of water. The dude is probably beating his sausage in there though
beating his sausage lmfao.
Because we're either on our phones or jerking off.
Really
Maybe...
Gross 🤣
We get our best thinking done there. Gives us time to answer these types of questions too. 😉😉🤣🤣
Nah, I scoot over to the side of the tub and then I masturbate. Only sometimes.
We basically poop fuckin nukes. And the radiation is a bitch to get rid of afterwards if you know what I mean.