Why does my dog (female) try to hump me all the time?

You’re just too damn fine
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She’s a lesbian dog
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  • Pack mentality. I have 4 female dogs, who all hump each other. The alpha females do all the humping to assert dominance and the beta females are the ones who get humped all the time. I’m guessing you aren’t assertive with your dog and/or haven’t trained her much.

    • She’s a trained emotional support dog!!

    • I see. Hard for me to know that without context. I sill think it’s a dominance thing and that she is trying to dominate you. It’s not malicious or anything, it’s just about social status. My females usually hump each other over who gets access to food, water and other resources first. Otherwise, they get along fine. They don’t hump me because I’m assertive, yet never mean to them. They respect me as the pack leader.

    • Also, if she isn’t fixed then it could be that she is just feeling a lot of her hormones and is trying to find some sort of sexual release. If she feels most comfortable around you, then that may be why she is humping you. She may not be confident enough to hump other dogs/people who she doesn’t know as well. If she is fixed, like all my dogs are, then it’s safe to assume that it is definitely a dominance thing.

  • She's saying that she loves you! Lol, this is how Buddy says it to me❤

    Why does my dog (female) try to hump me all the time?
    • Omg so cute!!

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  • She's speciesexual and finds all species attractive

  • Your polls are hilarious

    • Thank you hahaha 🥰😘

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  • She wants to assert dominance.

    • That’s fine. I’ll be my bitch’s bitch 😂😂

  • She is a dyke bitch, and you are just to damn fine for her to resist.

  • You’re just too damn fine :) I mean when you got it, you got it :) you can't blame her she just can't resist :)

  • What a horny bitch.

    I really hope no one made that joke yet, but it's unlikely.

  • I think Dogs tend to do all kinds of mystery things
    and sadly one of them is humping peoples legs , back,
    some hump toys they own. It could be their hormones
    rage and that's what does it? You're special to her so
    it happens and i remember my Cousin had a Chihuahua
    who always would get a huge boner when the Cockerspaniel
    would come into heat. The one time he tied with her
    she ended up having puppies. His name was Quincy.

  • She is trying to dominate you and telling to tell you she us the boss over you.

    Dogs are pack animals and she made you her bitch and she is the leader of your pack.

    So I hope you like being a dog.

    • Sweet. I’d love to be a dog

  • It's a bad behavior she's trying to be dominant over you. She doesn't feel secure she doesn't know the roll you have. You need to make her lay down on her back and you stand over her until she stops squirming around and just lays there on her back and is looking away. Don't beat her or scream you just need to be firm and assertive to claim your dominance. She doesn't want to be in charge she is just not secure with you being in charge. Dominance is 100% the reason why a female tries to hump any dog or person and it's the same reason why a male tries to hump another male dog or a human male or female. Your dogs not just so horny they'll fuck anything and a female dog doesn't know anything about strapons

  • She just needs to get laid.

  • You smell good to her.

  • Why not? I would.

  • It's the red hair... unfortunately I get that uncontrollable urge when in close proximity. It's my burden and I'm content carrying it.

  • She's in heat. She's wanting some.

  • I willing to bet that it feels good for her

  • You are hot you know. Just sayin. Red heads. 😍😍😍😋😋😘😘

  • She's a lesbian dog into bestiality I guess.

  • It's just things some dogs do. Why does my dog lick my armpit, because she does.

  • she's a very lucky dog

  • Trying to be your boss, don't allow it, should be punished.

  • Showing her dominance

  • Maybe she likes doggy too

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