Why does my dog like his ear scratched by Alpha males?

A few weeks ago I was walking my dog and I bumped into a group of five guys I know. Dogs being dogs he wanted attention but I noticed he wanted his ears scratched more by one particular guy. Now I know that one guy had the biggest penis of the group and is the better of the five in bed.

At first I didn't pick up on this until a few days later on the beach I chanced upon another group of guys. This time there were eight of them. Again he mostly wanted his ears scratched by the two well hung guys and ignored one guy whose shit in bed.

By now I'm getting curious so I took him to the rugby club. Again he only wanted his ears scratched by the bigger guys. Now I've run this experiment with around 30 guys and he's paid little interest to anyone under 7 inches and who isn't good in bed.

So is this just dogs knowing who the alphas are or do more sexually successful men give off an odour and he's telling me who to mate with?
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Superb Opinion

  • Dogs are animals living in hierarchic groups, and thus know naturally who's the alfa. Their nose is also far more sensitive than the human one. I have no doubt about this alfa stuff, but whether alfa males would always have the biggest penis? Not sure at all, safe if you really tried all those males one after the other and made true statistics.

    Being shite in bed is probably not related to the penis size, well, that is set aside macro and micro ones of course ;0) And still, knowing how to please a partner is more a matter of feeling and attention. To be kept in mind is that the size topic is true for both genders. In the field of vaginas, all sizes do exist, and there is thus a matter of purely physical compatibility to be taken into account when talking about the size of a good penis.

Most Helpful Guy

  • Well, once again, you have caused me to choke on my morning coffee, and spit it all over my keyboard! ! Shame shame, Purple!

    Now my cat, loves me to scratch his ears, rub his head, neck, and shoulders... MORE SO than anyone on my cul-de-sac... and my neighborhood wives tell me I have the largest penis in the street... bar none... and the neighbors are kept awake with the moaning and screaming coming from my Master bedroom

    So, my cat, Oliver, recognizes his Alpha Male owner... so it isn't just DOGS that know what is going on... ask Oliver... he'll tell ya!

    • @purplepoppy Thanks much for the MHO! I very much enjoy your tongue-in-cheek questions/queries and wish I could always respond with as much humor as is expressed in your question. I do try to 'level up" with your great sense of humor, and I am always flattered by being selected as one of the MHO's.

Most Helpful Girls

  • Your dog is probably sending you signals. The problem is, large-penised gentlemen can be dangerous. Beyond a certain size, damage can be done. Especially to the butt. I prefer medium to slightly-larger-than-average-sized penis. So until I can find a dog who can predict who has the middle of the road penis in a gang of gentlemen, I will probably skip walking the dog. I can't risk a monster cock sensing dog picking my next partner. I only have one butt.

    • @supercutebutt ... and it is... super- cute- and we don't want it stretched out of shape... do we ? I will go to the Orange County Humane Society and look for a 'penis sensing dog for you...

    • @Bricealan Thank you! :)

  • 🤔 I’m guessing you only let well hung guys spend the night and he’s used to them scratching his ears on their way out the next morning.

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  • 😆 this is so good lol can we preserve this? This was truly great. Thanks oh my goodness lmao I can’t I must re-read lol

    • 30 guys 😆 I mean funny but the rest was clever. Really addressed the alpha male situation lol I can’t and kind of addresses females who will make stuff up to simply select certain guys too. I don’t know but this was top tier 💯💯💯

    • @rosex-x Isn't she hysterical? Love this woman for her sense of humor

    • @Bricealan yeah I haven’t liked every single piece but this one is definitely my fave! Glad you find a sense of enjoyment on this site! Best to you :]

  • Your dog is bisexual and is looking for some action.
    get him a collar sorted.

    Why does my dog like his ear scratched by Alpha males?
  • I think you have a valuable tool there. If he shared his gift with other dogs woman everywhere could be happier. Getting to select what size they prefer.. attached to the personality of course.

  • Pet's and even other animals can read us. I talked a Doe into feeding out of my hand. She somehow read that I was OK. In a camp site outside, I was sleeping on the ground. A large Black Bear walked up to me from behind, snuffled me and just walked off. Could gone worse. I guess I just wasn't a threat.

  • Dogs are very smart. They understand the world in ways we humans only dream of.

  • alpha males? oh god

    not this bs again

    • @laly520 You don't know "purple' ... she is only jerking our chain... relax and enjoy her tongue-in-cheek humor

  • What would we do without you Poppy?

  • I'm just gonna say that this question is more far-fetched than I care to answer, however, I'll happily say: he must be a good man's best friend 😆😊

  • Because that’s what they prefer they want a very strong master to take care of them

  • So is this a nudist colony or are all these guys just willingly pulling their cocks out for the experiment?

    • They never get hard at the Nudist Resort

    • All were fully dressed

    • The one where I go, they don’t get hard

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  • No, he's a dick diviner!

  • Start taking him with you when you go cock hunting

  • Are you sleeping with the guys the dog pets or what?

    • Dog let’s pet