Having Big Boobs: Expectations vs. Reality

When I was younger and going through puberty, I thought having big boobs was going to be the greatest thing ever because I thought it would get me lots of attention and make me feel hot but little did I know that with big boobs came with great responsibility. This mytake is for those who have big boobs or for those who think having big boobs is all fun and games to learn that it’s really not. So here is my rant against my 28L sized boobs.

Expectation: “I would look hot in all my clothes!”

Having Big Boobs: Expectations vs. Reality

Reality: If you can find clothes that fit you!

Having Big Boobs: Expectations vs. Reality

My boobs get the final say in what clothes I buy because it’s either I find something that fits my boobs and looks baggy everywhere else or I find something that fits everywhere else and looks like I’m giving everyone a free show. I haven’t worn a button down shirt in years and I can’t button my new cardigan all the way because the top button will pop off and hit someone in the eye. But when you do find something that does fit everywhere, it’s a dream come true! (If you don’t mind people judging you harshly).

Expectation: “I could cover them up when I need to and only flaunt them occasionally”

Having Big Boobs: Expectations vs. Reality

Reality: No, you’re going to show them off even when you don’t want to!

Having Big Boobs: Expectations vs. Reality

I can’t wear stuff like tank tops, T-shirts, or anything that’s too tight or has too low of a neckline because you can really see my boobs. Even if they’re covered because a fitting top can still show the size of them and there are times when my shirt slides down and my boobs sneak out of the top and say “Hi everyone!” Which is not something I like because I prefer to dress more conservatively in order to be taken seriously.

Expectation: “They would come in slowly but surely!”

Having Big Boobs: Expectations vs. Reality

Reality: Nope, they’ll grow like crazy

(Insert same picture here because it works twice)

I was 10 when my boobs started growing and they grew about 2 cup sizes a year, making me the girl with the biggest boobs in class and the other girls ask if I stuffed my bra and when I was 19, they grew 6 cup sizes in a year and they were FINALLY done growing when I was a 20 year old with mixed feelings about her 28L boobs (but at least I’m in college now with girls who have bigger boobs than me (thank God I’m not alone lol).

Expectation: “Finding bras wouldn’t be too hard!”

Having Big Boobs: Expectations vs. Reality

Reality: I hope you hate money!

Having Big Boobs: Expectations vs. Reality

I can’t go to the stores like Victoria’s Secret because they don’t carry my size so I have to order my bras online for 50 a piece. And don’t even get me started on the prices for the strapless bras!

Expectation: “I would be so sexy that no man can resist me!”

Having Big Boobs: Expectations vs. Reality

Reality: Sure, if you like creepers!

Having Big Boobs: Expectations vs. Reality

If I had a nickel for every time I had a creeper compliment me on my body of all things, I’d be so rich that I wouldn’t need to use my boobs (that apparently have the power) to snag a rich husband! Guys, it’s tasteless to flirt with a woman by praising her body! Praise her clothes or her personality, not her boobs (or whatever else) unless you’re in the bedroom and having sex!

Also, some dudes aren’t that shallow, some dudes prefer small boobs, and some dudes prefer dudes. So if you’re gonna planning to go under the knife just to get that one guy, you’re just going to be stuck with two watermelons on your chest and that guy not looking twice at you.

Expectation: “Exercising wouldn’t be a problem! I’d just wear a sports bra!”

Having Big Boobs: Expectations vs. Reality

Reality: ...Or two or three or 5000.

Having Big Boobs: Expectations vs. Reality

I haven’t ran in ten years because I don’t want people staring at my whole my boobs bounce all over the place and throw out my back at the same time. And sports bras do NOT get the job done because they are too flimsy, don’t cover the entire boob, or they will at first until the boobs find a way to free themselves and stretch out the sports bra... Yet another reason why I’d rather stay inside and eat pizza.

Expectation: “They would be so perky!”

P.S. Best Show Ever :)
P.S. Best Show Ever :)

Reality: Ever heard of gravity?

Having Big Boobs: Expectations vs. Reality

They sag down and make me feel like a grandma because I can’t get away with not wearing a bra because they droop down to my tummy. I would only get complimented on my body if I wear a bra!

Expectation: “You’ll learn to love them!”

Having Big Boobs: Expectations vs. Reality

Reality: Yeah :)

Having Big Boobs: Expectations vs. Reality

My boobs can be a real pain in the ass, but they’re my pain in the ass and I learned how to live with them and how to dress with them. Don’t get me wrong, there are times when I wish they weren’t so big and I wish that I could take them off at the end of the day (my fellow busty girls will feel me), but they’re a part of what makes me feel sexy and a huge (pun intended) part of what makes me... me :)

Thanks for reading and may you and (if you have them) your boobs, big or small, have a great day!

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  • OMG. How I can relate to all of what you've put.
    I've just undergone having a BR procedure to reduce my 34KK's down to a more healthy, respectable and manageable 34D/DD.

  • I understand this completely.

    "Are they sagging? I'm only 20 with 34DD

  • Big boobs have and will always be ideal! They are nature's blessing! they look great in clothes and are the ultimate sign of femininty! get outta here with your flat chested jealous self!!!
    Small breasts are like a fat/obese girl. Big breasts are like a skinny/curvy girll. Society sees it as totally wrong and unnacceptable to publicly make fun of and call out fat girls, right? No one would tell their fat friend "hey, you need to lose some weight fatty!" but society doesn't see it as such a problem to poke fun (even mean "fun") at skinny girls. I've heard so many people say to skinny girls "You need a sandwich or something". Now, we shouldn't be trying to hurt anyone's self esteem. Fat girls don't want to be made fun of but neither do skinny girls. It's only thought of as more "ok" to make fun of skinny girls because most skinny girls meet society's definition of attractive, and they know that. So, if you make fun of a skinny girl, it's going to hurt, but she can still walk away knowing that most of society finds her attractive so it'll probably affect her self esteem less. If you insult a fat girl, it's going to hurt A LOT more because she's going to walk away knowing that she does NOT meet society's ideal and that most people aren't going to find her attractive. It cuts a lot deeper. It's the same thing for boobs. It's more OK to put down big breasts because at the end of the day, big breasts are society's ideal of beauty and everyone knows this. If you insult a small breasted woman, it hurts a lot more because she already knows her breasts are undesirable by society's standards, and having someone reinforce this is painful. Making fun of big chested women or trying to put them down usually either (a) comes from a place of jealousy. Many small breasted females feel inadequate and to cope with that they'll put down or throw underhanded digs at well endowed women to try and make themselves feel better or (b) when it's guys, they're usually white knights (look it up) trying to boost the self esteem of small breasted women at the expense of the women who have been blessed with more assets <<(why do you think they're called assets! They're obviously a good thing!)

    Girl keep lying to yourself!!! WOULD MEN PREFER A 1 INCH PENIS OR A 9 INCH!!! YOU ARE A LIAAR IF YOU SAY A 1 INCH!!! heck, some males lie about their peen size and add inches!! But even males with small penises do not bash on or take hits at big penis males!!! despite soicety making fun of sma

    • Nobody is trying to look like
      http://oi63.tinypic.com/2jblcer.jpg

    • Uuuuh... hey so... I'm a guy... and I gotta say... telling people what we are all like... and what we are ACTUALLY like... two different things. I personally like things average sized. Too small or too big could mean health problems and if so, shouldn't become a fetish or sexualized. Also too, men and women come in ALL shapes and sizes. Big body women can have HUGE boobs or small ones and so can skinnier women. I know this because I've seen it. In real life. Met them all. The thing is too, not ALL men like huge boobs. In fact, PLENTY of us prefer average or even petite size. I actually think petite size is kinda cute. On the dick thing, I've heard many girls say dicks too big hurt and ruin sex for them. Hell, ya know a girl in florida literally CHOKED TO DEATH on a blowjob recently right? www.yourtango.com/.../florida-man-says-his-girlfriend-choked-death-his-big-penis-during-blowjob As a guy, I know they only make condoms so big and I do NOT want it breaking. C. I. P.

    • ROFL !!! I wish I could give "n" number of thumbs up to this comment. Sounds legit and straight forward!

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  • Girl, you are speaking my mind out loud now 😂😭😭😭💕

    • by the way if any girl got tips on dressing in professional clothes on a busty figure PLEASE enlighten me cause I only have a few pieces and they are SO UNFLATTERING but I need them for an event so yeah help me outttt 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • What? A 17year old knows the big boobs problems already? How big are you?

    • @wubbalubba_dubdub None of your fucking business, get out.

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  • you said boobs like a million times. i love it. mmm...

  • Who'sthat girl in the front display image lol... so she's so hot

  • I am here to say all boobs are nice. Guys love boobs. Case and point.

  • Well thought out and prepared.

  • I'm so glad I'm only a 34B.

  • If i was in your female shoes, i'd never have worn a bra, and never have stressed about clothes. It's all about perspective. 😋 (easy for me to say).

  • Advantage: Boobs

  • Lol this is so true

  • Though I personally love how big boobs look, if I was a girl and could choose my proportions, I'd not sure I'd want big boobs for all the reasons you listed. From what you and many other women say, it sounds like a pain in the ass.

    The only ones who don't mind big boobs AT ALL are porn stars... but even then, those are just actors. Maybe in day to day normal life even they have trouble.

  • The only thing I hate about having big boobs is some clothes make me look fat.

    • my friends have huge boobs and thats not an issue... they have small waists though!!!

    • @Beautybynature I have a small waist. Certain clothes make me look fatter than what I am. Plus I’m short.

    • So what? Kat denning an dkim k are "short" so is scarlett johansen, vida guerra, jessica simpson, nikki minaj,,, etc... the only time u would be fat is if u had no shape!!! u can look frumpy but fat? no!!! height has nothing to do with it. Whats with u low self esteemed females. I have big boobs an dim shoort.. boo hoo.. do u want to look like a 7 fot tall tranny? heffa sspend millions to have ur body! most women in the world are not tall!!! embrace ur height and the body God blesse d u with. Find clothes that aceentuate ur small waist!!! fat people have no waist! its not small at all! theyre shapeles.. hence, fat

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  • i'm pretty sure flat-chested women have it far more worst

    • Why do you think that is?

    • @CCammiee14 I've personally heard (and even know a few) a lot of flat chested women in the past complain about the fact they have no boobs. and they sounded very complexed about it too. hell I think I once came across a female user here on this site who was a prime example of this. I think she even said that she never takes her shirt off whenever she and her boyfriend get it on.

    • I'm not invaliding your opinion (or trying not to at least), but I fail to see how feeling insecure about having a smaller than average chest is worse than back pain, chest pain, and having hard problems finding the right fitting clothing in stores? All they have to do is go to the teen aisle and boom they having what they are looking for. It takes me forever to find the right size and I have had to go to 3 different stores to look and only found 1.

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  • Hahahaha nice

  • My god... all that for THAT? lol

    If they're big they want them small. If they're small they want them big. There's just NOOOO pleasing you. ;)

    • LIES!! I know many girls with big boobs and small waists... they are not trying to get rid of them! they are anatural blessing! this is created by flat chested bitter females!!!

    • @Beautybynature - LOL. Yeah, could be. ;)

    • If they red head, they want to be brunette, if brunette , they want to be blonde. I have always excepted what I was born with. If you have to change your looks to get a guy or have more friends , are those people really worth it? Are you pleasing yourself or others? Not to mention, are you saying God got it wrong?

  • Love this take. Being a big boob owner is no picnic.
    The PMS boobs when you have large is another ball game!!

  • Girls shouldn't care about boobs, but who am i kidding they listen to no one and feel insecure until death, but boobs are only second to butts, and butts anyone can improve so ladies, work on that bottom. It's the true light of a woman's figure

  • I think everyone hates their body.

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