Sexual Relationships 
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Let me start off by saying, that I'm not judging people who masturbate. It a very natural thing to do. These are just the reasons why I personally hate doing it..
I feel like I'm a "slave" to my body
Normally, when that primal sexual urge comes on, it won't go away until you do something about it. You try to go about your day and ignore it and sometimes that works...but sometimes, that hornyness just seems to follow you wherever you go. If you're not careful and don't take care of that persistent hornyness as soon you possibly can..it will find out where you work. It will follow you to the store. You will take it to bed with you. Then, when you finally do give in and masturbate, you realize that you could have saved yourself from a whole day of torture if you had just masturbated before you started your day.
You try to win, but you will lose almost everytime. If you don't masturbate today..it will be there ready and waiting tomorrow.
I feel pathetic afterward
I don't know if it's the lights, the quality of the video, or the editing...but, in pornos they make those masturbation scenes look SO visually appealing. However, in reality, we all probably look more like Ash from Ash vs Evil Dead. You're bundled up in the bed, huddled up in front of the computer, sprawled out on the couch, or even hiding in a corner so no one catches you...just vigorously trying to reach no man's land. During this, my only thoughts are: "What the hell am I doing?"
The climax isn't even all that great
Maybe I'm just doing it wrong? Maybe I just don't like sex? In any case, the climax's I get from masturbating..are just "anti-climactic"? This sexual urge has been bothering me all day and when I finally get around to doing the deed...it's doesn't feel that amazing to me anyway.
The best way that I can explain it is this: Imagine that there's a new drink at Starbucks. You can't wait until your lunch break comes up, so you can run out and go try it! You've been imagining the taste all day! You're just really excited for this drink! However, once you've bought the drink and gave it a taste..you're disappointed. The drink is good, but it didn't live up to your expectations. However, since you can't live without your daily coffee break, you continue to purchase this coffee.
Are you really out there?...Dr. Long John? Ms. Busty Bernice?
I don't masturbate often, but everytime I do, I feel as though my future is just getting bleaker and bleaker. That I will always be cursed to masturbate, in the corner of my bed..forever and ever. Never to meet someone, never to find a Dr. Long John..or, anyone for that matter. In terms of the guys, I'm sure that instead of masturbating, you would much rather be with Ms. Busty Bernice?
Well, that's it for now! I hope all you all got a kick out of this! See you all later!
What Girls & Guys Said
41 77Lol its understandable, and interesting to see
... how people have different views on that sorta thing
awesomesauce
I'd rather masterbate, it is far more convenient, less drama, the cost -benefit analysis makes more sense as well as there is no sexually transmitted deseases... you live longer.
Even though I am male, I must admit that I can relate to all of your points.
Still, I would not say that I hate masturbating. I wish I wouldn't do it to be honest, by when I am doing it, I mostly enjoy it.
im a very proud chronic masturbater... its a shame it doesn't work for you but we are all different i guess
I actually have great orgasms when I masturbate but I'm not that excited about it either. I just see it as a basic need that needs to be taken care of I don't love it or hate it that much it's just there.
Masturbating robs our partners from maximum arousal as all of our excess intimate energy belongs to them.
I don't do it as well and I'm fine with it. I know how to control myself and be consistent with it.
Intriguing
I hate it too. It's boring and does nothing for me. Hell it kills the mood if anything 😂
its perfectly safe/healthy and normal to masturbate
and what's up with that anti-masturbation cross? its weird
Putting a child on something like that for the night is Child Abuse
Get a massager. Better orgasm and faster. It's also better than sucking a dick for a half hour. Or being with someone not sexually compatible. Love the cross device. You'll grow out of this self-shaming phase, I did.
Any tips for guys…? 😂
I 100% agree/associate with this. That is why I quit.
"I feel like I'm a "slave" to my body"
My body is a machine that need to be maintained. Masturbation keeps my plumbing operating and keeps my libido at the right level to function without being distracted by sexy thoughts..
"I feel pathetic afterward."
I feel rested and drained like after any other exercise and I can stop thinking about pussy for a while.
"The climax isn't even all that great"
As it should be, otherwise I wouldn't want a girl friend. And any "cum" is better than no "cum".
This mytake is about depression. Not masturbating
Thats not up to you to decide...
@BaileyisDarcy who is it up to?
Uh the writer? The fact that the content of the take is about masturbation? What about any of this makes you think the takes about depression when the word isn't even mentioned.
A compulsion to do so without a true desire may be a sign of depression. And I know how easy it is to slip into that. The woman I am currently crushing on lives in a village in China, making the odds slim. Trying to find anything more local to me has been a futile exercise. Though she lives on the opposite of the world, she has true character. And is usually trustworthy. I can't say the same about the overall culture of my hometown.
@BaileyisDarcy the reasons stated for why you hate it remind me of my experience overcoming depression and molestation. I dont want to be a dick. So I will make it personal and say there are certain sexual things I dont like.. but its because of other painful things. You could be normal, or stressed, or.. maybe something deeper is at play.
I didn't write the take. I enjoy masturbation. I si. ply see her point and am confused why you dont.
@BaileyisDarcy yeah. Sorry. I just can't even imagine her point. If i couldn't masturbate id shoot myself. I was a virgin for 27 years. Its the only way I survived. We aren't robots, we are animals. Its our nature to release the most heavenly pleasure in the world.
I'm glad that I'm not the only one who feels bad after masturbating. Evan though I enjoy it, and I have some of the best climaxes, it just feels wrong. Same with watching porn.
I can sympathize, masturbation used to be an addiction for me.
But, despite everything, I did meet my significant other and things did work out alright.
Masturbation can be addicting, because being able to achieve sexual pleasure literally at any time, is an ability that others are unable to control.
Its totally a thing that ruins ur body. So avoid it everyone.
But…you are. No, seriously, your body says, you do. Simple as that. You have something interesting to do, but your body wants you to lose time with eating? Well…there is nothing, what you can do. And same with sex. Your body wants sex? Well…now it’s your problem. Zero accountability, you cannot complain to manufacturer, you cannot change settings… You just…can be pissed off on the internet (yes, like me).
Porn is…entertainment. So…it must be visually appealing. It sells.
You see…you are thinking about it. And believe me, I’ve used too. But…don’t. Take it just like other body need. Just…do it, and move on. It’s better.
Aaah, the feeling of never having partner. That masturbation is the only thing, what you’ll end up with. I know that.
But…at least you are not guy. Woman has better chances to find a man. Woman masturbating…that’s not that gross (too strong) idea.