Why I will never find a girlfriend

Why I will never find a girlfriend

Hi.

Today I am going to share why I will never find a girlfriend.

1. I have no money

Why I will never find a girlfriend

Girls want to get something such as taking them out on dates or some gifts. I have no money.

I do not have bad spending habits. It's the exact root of the problem in itself.

I can't even eat right let alone enough.

I had a job, I have been through the no job phase for too long and I have a job again. Unemployment is the total killer.

2. I share rooms

Why I will never find a girlfriend

Eh, I suppose it's still better than living with my parents but I still can't have much privacy.

3. I have no drivers license and no vehicle

Why I will never find a girlfriend

I walk by foot everywhere or take public transport. I can't afford a taxi.

4. I never had a girlfriend and I am a kissless virgin

Why I will never find a girlfriend

Girls weren't interested in me ever and probably won't be. I don't ask why but the point here is me thinking about it.

5. No friends

Why I will never find a girlfriend

Can it be? I don't know but the only friends I have are online friends. Do they count?

6. I'm not so strong

Why I will never find a girlfriend

Since I can't eat properly, how am I supposed to build muscles and expend energy?

I am also not really the type to jack up and do lots of workouts.

7. I watch porn

Why I will never find a girlfriend

This is the only sexual outlet I ever had and will ever have in my life.

Girls probably have an issue if they find out about my porn watching habits.

8. I watch My Little Pony

Why I will never find a girlfriend

Girls probably think this is childish or that something is fucked up with me for liking it because "it is a show for little girls".

9. PC Gaming is my hobby

Why I will never find a girlfriend

I like playing PC games whether it's solo offline or multiplayer with my online friends and survive coop missions. I'm very good at PC Gaming.

I select my games and will not take anything, that is pay to win or involves micro transactions to gain advantages. Those are the worst.

10. I have no future

Why I will never find a girlfriend

My life has been the same for many years. What will make it change if I can't change or fully deal with my problems?

If I could I would change things but they are out of my reach and control. I don't wait for anything to happen. I will just do what I can and keep doing what I like.

11. Girls don't like me

Why I will never find a girlfriend

Even schoolgirls ran screamingly away from me.

But I don't really care about them, who acted like that.

It's OK.

I think I will just keep talking to girls at least. It's the most I can do with them.

12. I am not dominant

Why I will never find a girlfriend

but neither am I submissive. I don't believe in this shit! The same applies for this whole alpha beta male bullshit. It's all stupid and makes no sense!

13. I do not have a high status

Why I will never find a girlfriend

No more words are needed.

14. I have health problems

Why I will never find a girlfriend

I am dependent on meds and can't survive a month without going to the pharmacy.

My nose won't breathe since I was a teen. I am dependent on nose spray so I can breathe normally.

My depressions keep coming back. I am dependent on anti depressants to keep my psychological health in check.

I can't afford operations for my nose problem.

I recently have saved up enough money in order to get my wisdom teeth removed. It wasn't cheap. It was even more expensive than a regular wisdom tooth extraction because of complications.

15. I don't have much clothes

Why I will never find a girlfriend

I am limited to 3 outfit choices. Same goes for shoes.

So there we have it. My list of why I have no girlfriend and will not find one.

Why I will never find a girlfriend

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  • Wow even more worse than me. Maybe I still have hope?

    • I'm hopeless and already done before I was even ready to bloom for relationships 😂😂😂

    • I'm 18 near 19 and I'm single, no job and living with my parents and I'm the most awkward girl ever XD

    • OK but the demand in girls is high especially in your age range, so these things may be considered "OK". Not sure about young men such as me.

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