One of my friends is recently divorced, and the other two went through bad breakups. If you've ever tried online dating, you'll know that it's not nearly as productive as you might think. So I look after the sisterhood, and tried to come up with a plan.
But my boyfriend keeps saying he'll be right there after the next level of the game, but then it's the next level and the next level, and it just never ends. I just don't get it. What does it mean?
Well for one, I don't have a bed for 5 people!!
Do you have a floor?
Well, the animals in the house, would make fucking on the floor a little dicey? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤷♂️
Dicey isn't good.
Is it, though?
That's what they said on MSNBC.
They're known for their crack investigative journalism, so it must be true.
If Rachel Maddow says it, I believe it.
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What's Your Opinion? Sign Up Now!What the heck are you talking about? Donkey kong?
I'll never know how Elvis and Ric Flair did it, maybe they got extra Testosterone injections.
Blame it on global warming...
Yes, Donkey Kong.
Yeah, it's a problem.
At first I thought it was the little discussed Les Miserables syndrome. Where the too-many-choices from Lovely Ladies plays out. But then I'm thinking that couldn't be it since your boyfriend (very good taste he has in you, by the way) was fixated on the game.
Then I figured it's because there's no controller buttons on you and your friends. (Well, there are, but that's an expansion pack and while I don't want to impugn your boyfriend, not everyone has invested in really getting to know the expansion pack.) So, that couldn't be it.
So, it must be that he hasn't told all the dudes on the other end of the game wire what his alternative offer is. Because then they could advise him on what to do. Although, the idea of four naked women might fry their brains, so...
As Winnie the Pooh says, this is a puzzlement.
(Oh, and the rest of the guys? They're on GaG concerned either about penis size or donkeys. Might have been gerbils and attach helicopters but I think it was penis size.)
LOL How much do these expansion packs cost? Not for my donkey, but for me? Oh, and I let my gerbil out of the cage, and he jumped on a Greyhound bus heading to Hollywood. He said something about meeting Richard Gere. I just can't win. :(
LOL. This is why I don’t play video games.
Smart move. lol
This sounds like a joke
Biden, is this you? 😊
Sorry, i fell asleep
LOL.
Your boyfriend is a gamer... that's more important to him than having sex with 4 women.
If I was n't married I would be allover this.
Like a chicken on a June bug?
Ithought it was a June bug on a chicken.
It might be because I think I'm dyslexic.
Maybe he doesn't find your friends that atractive or he isn't in nature one of those multipartner guys. Most people consider sex only with those they have higher level of feelings than casual sex.
Can I give you a word of advice?
Sure
Learn to spot a sarcastic joke when you see it.
Way too much work
I hear ya. It's kind of like when you can't find the remote control for the TV so you just watch the crappy thing that's on.
Troll. Lol
Idiot who doesn't have a clue what the meaning is of a troll. And now you will go run and hide under your bed. If you want to lock horns with me, you best bring a brain if you have one. LOL LOL LOL
@Gummy_Cluster Haha. by the way, I answered your other question, but my answer disappeared. I actually gave a thoughtful and mature response on that one. I'm not sure why you would be offended by that answer. Maybe this one, but not the other one. 🤷
Multiple simultaneous partners is one of those things that sounds good in theory but rarely lives up to the idea. I had a FFMF and it is pretty difficult / borderline impossible to keep that many women satisfied if they are all straight.
I guess it would be smarter to at least throw in a couple of bi women. You should never be made to feel like a beast of burden.
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