Why is it so hard to fornicate a female?

[Anonymous]

I havnt fornicated since 2013 its like women dont even have sex these days smgdh

[FunkyMonkee]

It's SUCH a hassle!! You have to invite them out, then, once they're out with you, you have to find just the right time to slip the mickey into her drink, then you gotta lug the body back to your place, take off all of her clothes (some of those things are IMPOSSIBLE to figure out!!), prop her up in the dentist's chair, make all the necessary adjustments, fasten all the straps, and then, when she wakes up and sees what you did, she goes ballistic on you. Not a team player, AT ALL! It's just not even worth it!!
Neither is the other way: ask her out, she goes with you, then you have to keep asking her out for months, buying her little gifts each time, paying her way everywhere you go, and THAT gets to be a great expense! And then, MAYBE, if you're lucky, one night, she'll LET YOU touch her tits. It's just a LOT cheaper and quicker to just get a hooker!!

[Asker]

Some experience here

[FunkyMonkee]

You live and learn.

[abc3643]

Are you a T-Rex?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u86bGzYb2Oc

No, so don't worry about it.
God made your arms long enough to do what is necessary...

[Asker]

Yes my arms are too shart

[Anonymous]

Probably because you "request a fornication", as you so eloquently put it in your update. I'd scoff too.

[Asker]

Typical female 🙄

[Opinion Owner]

That's pretty much all females, dude. So if your goal is to get a female, which I'm guessing it is, then stop being so clueless. Otherwise, keep doing what you're doing and you'll be celibate for the rest of your life.

[Asker]

Women dont sex anymore they are too woke

[Opinion Owner]

You're just an idiot. Women don't owe you sex, and there are plenty of guys out there with more game than you.

[Asker]

Do you wish to initiate fornication?

[Opinion Owner]

With you? I absolutely do not.

[Opinion Owner]

Clearly, your current method isn't working. So either change your approach or get used to the idea of never having sex again.

[Genoside]

Well, you kinda just proved his point.

[Asker]

@Genoside exactly

[Opinion Owner]

@Genoside No, I proved my point. His way of asking is going to get women laughing in his face, which is exactly what I'm doing. He's clueless and thinks he's entitled to something, which he's not. Maybe if he was a better human, he wouldn't have this problem. I guarantee you, women are having sex. Just not with him.

[Opinion Owner]

Ok whatever, dudes. Not my problem that you're not having sex. You asked for advice. Not my fault you don't like hearing the truth. Have fun with your hand.

[Asker]

Women get sex without even asking for it

[Opinion Owner]

It really shouldn't be this much of a challenge for you then. In your comment above, you said "women don't sex anymore". Now you're saying "women get sex without even asking for it." Clearly, you're confused.

[Asker]

Im rambling so you will keep me company 🥰

[Genoside]

Why not just fornicate this guy? Why are you so stingy?

[Opinion Owner]

Wow, both of you are a real piece of work. Here's to lifelong celibacy!

[Genoside]

He wouldn’t have to be celibate if you’d just engage intercourse with him. Selfish.

[ohshee]

Well that's pretty good you ask a question and then you answered your own question

[Asker]

@Genoside thank you at least someone understands my plight. Stingy females 🙄

[ItsMeElliana]

I agree with what she said. you dont just go up to a woman and ask her for sex, lmao

[ohshee]

@itsmeElliana sure you can but you need to except the answer or the slap you vant turn it around and start blaming the girl you asked and be rude to her

[ItsMeElliana]

@ohshee? your sentence is grammatically incorrect so i can't really understand it much

[ohshee]

@itsMeElliana I was saying. yes your right you dont walk up to a women and ask that. But if you do. You have to be ready for the answer you're going to get or The Slap in the face and accept it. You can't turn around. like these guys have done and start blaming her for her answer that she gave and then start bullying her and being rude. to her on top of it because they didn't get their way. That's just bullshit.

[ItsMeElliana]

@ohshee yeah thats what i was tryna say like wtf. you literally asked us a question, knowing people are gonna answer , so why do you gotta go be judgmental on what they say if what you asked for is what they're tryna say. like she's just tryna help you, dude if you didn't want it you didn't have to bother

[ohshee]

@It'sMeElliana MHO

[Genoside]

Thank you for defending these females, old man. However they will not fornicate you either.

[ItsMeElliana]

@Genoside lmaoooo

[Asker]

@ItsMeElliana commence fornicashun

[ItsMeElliana]

f word off dude

[Asker]

@ItsMeElliana go fornicate yourself then 🙄

[ItsMeElliana]

i suggest you shut your mouth

[Genoside]

If he shuts his mouth will you fornicate him?

[Asker]

@Genoside i am willing to orally fornicate

[ItsMeElliana]

WTF GUYS

[Opinion Owner]

@ItsMeElliana Thanks for trying to have my back, but trying to reason with these nimwits is a waste of time. They're a few crayons short of a whole box, if you know what I mean. On the plus side, at least we know they are not reproducing!

[ItsMeElliana]

Lmaooo :) of course

[Asker]

@ItsMeElliana ew i dont fornicate 17 year olds anyway not even legal where I live! Adults only fornakayshoon!!!

[LikeALog]

I didn't know that it was a problem?

I don't have a problem. Occasionally with me, they make the first move.

Maybe it's you they have the problem with. Are you trying too hard? How's your appearance? Are acting like you are desperate? Be casual.

[kqueen]

might be cause you call it fornicating buddy

[Asker]

Wut do you think fuck means female?

[kqueen]

listen you're the one not getting laid lol, just tryna give you some tips

[Asker]

I have a tip to give you 🍆

[OlderAndWiser]

I've had seven partners since 2013. Several of them lasted for 1-2 years. Maybe the problem is you.

[ChrisMaster69]

Yeah not rapey and weird at all.

you getting used to pepper spray?

[slatyb]

No idea. After I divorced I had no problem getting laid. I met women on match. com and if we made it to the third date she was ready.

[Asker]

Older women are much more receptive to dick

[Heartache0405]

I’ve never had sex and I don’t plan to do I wouldn’t know

[Albino010]

Although I haven't had sex for 10, years, it's not exactly hard to find a woman to have sex with.

[AviatorTom]

I don't know where you are... many women want and enjoy sex. If you really can't find one, go pay for sex. 8 years is an awful long time to be celibate.

[TheSpaceGnome]

If it wasn't, there wouldn't be any women worth dating.

[Caunsos]

Maybe because you call it fornication. Be a man and be like "are you down to fuck?"

[TheBigGuy9]

Are you ugly or just plain lazy?

[Asker]

Both?

[TheBigGuy9]

Start working out. Get a great body. Your confidence will increase.

[TexasRed95]

I don't get it I have been working on my dabbing and flossing. I floss through the bar and use the pickup line "call me cake because I'm going straight to your a$$" and for whatever reason they freak out.

[Asker]

Everyone has a tactic

[Hellraiser1984]

More women are outwardly bi and lesbian now so therss more competition. Plus if you're a white male everyone hates you. So give up like I did and save your cash for the bunny ranch or a European brothel.

[Shyguy206]

"Hey I want to fornicate you"

Tell how that doesn't sound creepy 😭

[Anonymous]

Your gonna be single for awhile lol

[Anonymous]

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