Why is it so hard to fornicate a female?

I havnt fornicated since 2013 its like women dont even have sex these days smgdh
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I request a fornication and they just scoff
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Really women need to learn their roles
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  • It's SUCH a hassle!! You have to invite them out, then, once they're out with you, you have to find just the right time to slip the mickey into her drink, then you gotta lug the body back to your place, take off all of her clothes (some of those things are IMPOSSIBLE to figure out!!), prop her up in the dentist's chair, make all the necessary adjustments, fasten all the straps, and then, when she wakes up and sees what you did, she goes ballistic on you. Not a team player, AT ALL! It's just not even worth it!!
    Neither is the other way: ask her out, she goes with you, then you have to keep asking her out for months, buying her little gifts each time, paying her way everywhere you go, and THAT gets to be a great expense! And then, MAYBE, if you're lucky, one night, she'll LET YOU touch her tits. It's just a LOT cheaper and quicker to just get a hooker!!

    • Some experience here

    • You live and learn.

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  • Probably because you "request a fornication", as you so eloquently put it in your update. I'd scoff too.

    • Typical female 🙄

    • That's pretty much all females, dude. So if your goal is to get a female, which I'm guessing it is, then stop being so clueless. Otherwise, keep doing what you're doing and you'll be celibate for the rest of your life.

    • Women dont sex anymore they are too woke

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  • I didn't know that it was a problem?

    I don't have a problem. Occasionally with me, they make the first move.

    Maybe it's you they have the problem with. Are you trying too hard? How's your appearance? Are acting like you are desperate? Be casual.

  • might be cause you call it fornicating buddy

    • Wut do you think fuck means female?

    • listen you're the one not getting laid lol, just tryna give you some tips

    • I have a tip to give you 🍆

  • I've had seven partners since 2013. Several of them lasted for 1-2 years. Maybe the problem is you.

  • Yeah not rapey and weird at all.

    you getting used to pepper spray?

  • No idea. After I divorced I had no problem getting laid. I met women on match. com and if we made it to the third date she was ready.

    • Older women are much more receptive to dick

  • I’ve never had sex and I don’t plan to do I wouldn’t know

  • Although I haven't had sex for 10, years, it's not exactly hard to find a woman to have sex with.

  • I don't know where you are... many women want and enjoy sex. If you really can't find one, go pay for sex. 8 years is an awful long time to be celibate.

  • If it wasn't, there wouldn't be any women worth dating.

  • Maybe because you call it fornication. Be a man and be like "are you down to fuck?"

  • Are you ugly or just plain lazy?

    • Both?

    • Start working out. Get a great body. Your confidence will increase.

  • I don't get it I have been working on my dabbing and flossing. I floss through the bar and use the pickup line "call me cake because I'm going straight to your a$$" and for whatever reason they freak out.

    • Everyone has a tactic

  • More women are outwardly bi and lesbian now so therss more competition. Plus if you're a white male everyone hates you. So give up like I did and save your cash for the bunny ranch or a European brothel.

  • "Hey I want to fornicate you"

    Tell how that doesn't sound creepy 😭

  • Your gonna be single for awhile lol

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