Consider a thing called "freedom". You can certainly disapprove but there's nothing you can do to make everyone think like you other than starting your own site and restricting membership. That's what I advise you to do.
No one is forcing you to put up with things here that upset you. Maybe someone else has a better (for you) site?
Try his site! http://snot.com/
That is because you have been around too long to change and probably like traditional names and because they didn't have social media when you were our age. If you used those kinds of nick names with a girl in your day you would have been thought of as weird. Today you are still thought as of being weird when you have those sexual user names. I guess you can't win. Wait a minute, weren't you Manny in the sitcom Modern Family?
Yeah, that was me. I guess times don't change where you live. Consider a domestic forum.
For the record, cute names like that like you say, are annoying. But I don't complain about it because everyone is entitled to there own. This is why we love our free society. If YOU dont like it, you dont have to be apart of it. Remove yourself, but this is people being themselves.
I'll ask you this. If people are being themselves using those names how would they react if their parents were just being themselves and named their kid Tiny Dick Jones? Or Mary Sucks Dickson? And would you use that name on a job application if you really want to be yourself? If not why use it on social media site?
First, no one should get penalized for the name that there parents have given them. Not at all. Second, yes. I would expect them to use it because that is there name. Dont be ashamed of it. It was given to them. And if they own it, that give people zero power over them. Third, the two are COMPLETELY unrelated. Social media is meaningless in the grand scale of thing. It's mostly for fun and connecting. Its nothing serious. If you are taking social media serious to get upset over usernames, I think you need to re-evaluate why your on social media. It should NEVER be this serious.
Me? You are the one getting all serious to my attempt at a little levity on GAG. :(
😂 I can't deal... 😂😂 Oh my gosh! You're a comedian. 😂😂 To answer your question, I think they do it to subliminally troll the site.
Welp it does help to highlight the people I'd rather not interact with
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What's Your Opinion? Sign Up Now!I find those names funny. :-D I'm not sure I'd ever pick such names for myself, but I do enjoy them a lot.
Well, I always liked crude humor -- like Beavis and Butthead, South Park, stoner humor.
They have their places but you don't see it on social media much.
Well I can answer the big dick one, they are like vegans and you can be damn sure you'll know about both without ever asking.
Purple poppy is not a double entendre, sorry guys
Hmmm, I always thought you were a flower.
Lol I think GAG is kinda a sexual place seems like but I like that so should I change my name. And to what
It sounds more like some Nintendo name like Yoshee.
It sounds like that's the theme of their name and that's how they will respond to questions...
They think it’s funny. Many people come here just to blow off steam and be funny, they are bored and don’t take it that seriously.
It might be funny on Tinder but sometimes you just wonder what they were thinking - besides being horny I mean.
Yep, some are horny. Others are: immature, drunk, high, depressed, lonely.. people come from all angles. Some just don’t think.
Come on, they know what they are doing. They think with those kind of names girls will think they are big studs. But my thought is they are more like duds.
Again such a cock hater. 😳😳
You should change your screename to “neveracock-er” 😂😅😂🤪
I guess they're showing how perpetually sex-obsessed they are
Because they're sad people? Seriously, I don't mind one bit, as it gives me a free heads up on who to avoid.
wtf Daniela? I have been on here many years and have barely seen users like these lol
Well take those blinders off. Seriously, I'm sure a lot of people really just answer questions and don't really notice names as much.
lol I'll keep an eye out and see what you're talking about from now on. I'll come back to you on that
Just look at some of my opinions and you will see what I'm talking about.
Who gives a shit besides you? And why?
Well you must or you would have used a name like they do. Your name at least suggests that you have some class.
It stays in people's minds better. 😂
Because they are awesome freedoms of expression! Well some of the names are limp, but go hard or wet or home!
I'm sorry why are you coming after my main man, HairyBalls?
Hey, you can play with your own hairy balls. Leave me out of it.
HairyBalls is a man of integrity, intelligence, and utmost superiority.
And I take it you are his sock puppet.
Umm pound puppy isn't sexual? whats wrong with my name... its my favorite passtime
No, is a dog pound sexual?
Your name, to me, sounds like you like to shoot skeet / trap shoot. If not explain this trick.
Well you are correct... i love shooting skeet all up in her trap... however my gun would never be legal in the eyes of the federal gov or ATF as its barrel is under 16 inches... its actually a big thick 7 inch slab side barrell which seems to be the perfect mix of big enough that she not gonna wish for more but not so huge its gonna hurt her '#%5... its more like a competition built Smith and Wesson 500... the hair trigger is smooth and precise with a light pull and a clean break... its rather intimidating if your staring down the business end... when it goes off people pay attention and everyone who shoots it for the first time ends up with a big stupid grin and all she can say is WOW for about 10 mins... but really... you can't relate pound to sex... i take it you've never got that little pussy pounded properly
I wish I had though of a clever name like that. Lol. They are funny. Trimmed twat. Lmao
Oh God, hope I didn't start something here.
Lmao. Nah. I was kidding
I think mine is the worst one, trying to seduce you using chocolate
Either that or you are an Invader from Mars.
No clue but there was an Indiana republican named Harry Balls. I'm very serious. There was a man on a baseball team named Dick Small too.
Wow, but that was not their choice to be called that on social media. That was their parents faux pas. I would have had my name legally changed. lol
Yes. I also knew a man named Willie Raper who changed his. Knew a Rob Moore too.
How about clay cutter and his sister brick?😂😅
People are sexual.
But would they use that name on a job application?
Lol I guess it depends on the job your applying for.
Poundpuppy lol
Get your head out of your poe poe, that means a puppy in a dog pound. Plus who calls their wet place a puppy? I could swear they use the word kitty. Hmmm, just noticed your name. You are probably one of those that I'm talking about.
Lol, you assumed the location/subject of the puppy in that name, so I don't think you're in the clear either.
@fett253 You would notice that! :(
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