Why is the penis mightier than the sword?

This place I know has a sign up saying " the penis mightier than the sword".
That doesn't make sense because in a fight the man with a sword is going to win all the time no matter how big or hard your penis is.
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  • Because penis is the key to the gates of HEAVEN.

  • It only makes sense if you have a magic penis.

    Like my friend Randy from South Park.

    https://www.youtube.com/embed/Iw5nuGIHUwY
  • Pecause a sword pregnancies cannot create, nor can it wield itself - it can only be wielded by a human.
    Human can make a sword - a sword cannot make a human.
    Life isn't about who'd win in a fight, but who gets organised rightly to thrive/prosper in it (in the long term, pregnancies included - in fact, in the long term, it is largely about the quality and number of pregnancies).

  • Men often think with there dicks. So inane way many men are controlled by there penis. We all know a girl who needs to leave a man but he fucks her to good so she keeps coming back or putting up with crazy stuff. Although it should not be the case. The penis controls many individuals even if they dint realize it. I think some can argue that makes it stronger then a sword. Deadly but it never let u control the mind

  • It isn't, nothing is mightier than the sword. That's why settlers used guns and swords to exterminate native savages in an attempt to bring good to the world, only for us to reverse it all in Gen Z

  • They are not always hard…

  • It's an SNL celebrity Jeopardy skit.

  • Thank you for asking

  • Swords are useless when you have no men to wield them. That's where the penis comes in

  • It’s a metaphor, in this case the cock is saying you can seduce her to win

  • Because a Penis can make babies!

  • You seriously need to have your own television show.

  • I just think maybe it's more saying what a girl desire more from a man. Also I thing a guy rather have penis than a sword.

  • I bet the sign originally said pen and somebody put IS after it

    • It’s like they put therapist on a sign but if you put a space between The and rapist , lol

  • Ain’t that an antiproverb for The frindle is mightier than the sword? That means that words speak louder than actions.

  • The pen is mightier than a sword, you must've read it wrong.

  • If I seduced my opponent and fcked them to death?

  • A person can be without a sword and will be defeated. But all men have a Penis. If it makes a little for you to understand now

  • Sword can kill but penis can produce? One takes life. One gives life?

  • If you want win a war u will have the mythiest weapon haahha

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