
Why would my wife wait till our honeymoon night to tell me that a small penis is a serious deal breaker?

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Regardless if this is trolling or not Im disappointed by the amount of people saying that you're a fool for waiting for marriage in this situation. It goes to show how many people get married to people they aren't truly in love with. If you really love someone you wouldn't base your relationship success rate on the size of a fucking penis. This world is gone to shit.
That's what you get for 'saving' sex for marriage, and expecting her to stick around just because you're now legally wed.
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You must have something she could only have with a marraige certificate. You got used. Coax her into saying it again and record her. Use it against her. She married you under false pretenses. Either that or she's just got a cunt like a road tunnel. Girls get fucked out believe it or not. Too much dick. Even above average is small to them
Because you let her get away with not having sex before you married her. It sounds nice and all that but it's just stupid to marry someone without having a lot of sex first to make sure things work.
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What's Your Opinion? Sign Up Now!How that wasn't a topic of conversarion before you marroed her is beyond me.
You're either trolling, or you were foolish enough to wait until marriage. Probably a bit of both.
Let's consider this for a moment. This implies you were (both) waiting for marriage before having sex. Both virgins.
How could any size penis be a deal breaker if she has had nothing to compare it to?
@CheerGirl38139 you are so mean! I know who you are gf! funny as hell though!!!
@wingattebaby16 That's one of the funniest troll GIFs ever. Look at the kid's face on the right. LMAO. And poor @SarahsSummer and @Dogbert444 are two of the sweetest people here, and the worst at troll spotting. LOLOLOLOLOL.
beeeeeeeecuz...
LOL.
Ah hahahaha
LMAO
Lol, someone's self conscious
If she said that... and you got married, then I guess she thinks your's is fine?
that did not happen lol
I assume you've already asked your wife this question. What did she say?
bitch be a "size queen"
Because you were stupid enough to marry somebody whom you haven't had this talk with already.
ahahahhaha time to lay down and rot boyo
To experience the wedding, expensive gifts, attention, bragging to her female friends, etc.
If she'd state that earlier, none of that would've happened.
Purely pragmatic approach.
omg another guy who has a tiny penis and gets off on it.
See that's why i hate posts like this guy. Girls will assume he's actually small and it'll affect her opinion of actual small guys, when in reality he's just am average guy with a complex and doesn't care who he harasses or who's attractiveness he negatively affects. It's not fair and it's not cool.
She's cold hearted, maybe this is a sign that she is not the one.
This is exactly why sex before marriage is a good thing. Now she is entitled to half of your stuff and you didn't even get laid for it.
-_-... seriously dude
Did she see it before?
Is this a troll question?
If the first is a yes and the second is a no yhen you are in some trouble my friend. You have become teh insyrance while she can sloot around
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