Why you need to fuck an "escort" tonight

[Anonymous]

Go ahead, call me what you want. But I'm not changing my opinion. Course thats easy for me to say considering this is being posted anonymously.

Like anyone, my sex life fluxuates. One part of my life I could be fucking at least 3 times a week and another I may go as long as 4 months without the puss. (Due to relationships believe it or not) But sometimes I use an Escort and here's why.

It's cheaper

I'm sure that pricing varies based on where you are but here in New Jersey, I can find a good looking girl for $200 For that much you can get yourself about an hour and a half. Now I know what your thinking! "That's pathetic, who would waste $200 on just sex" Well I'm gonna tell you that you have paid a lot more than that for sex! And even more to have it again! You paid more than that not just for sex, but sex with a girl you only pretended to like.

Not only did you pay for dinner and gas and the gifts she wants, then she wants to see a movie in New York which is about $40 just to be there (Think travel and parking) you have to spend several nights with her talking about friends and family you prey to god you'll never meet and more and more stuff that your not even really listening too. All that and you could have spent your day doing something else.

And the more you fuck her, the more you have to pay. You know how it works with an escort? You eventually get her number and she fucks you for less and less money.

Less time consuming

I know I kinda said this one already but let me clarify my point here. The big difference between guys and girls is that a girl needs some kind of emotional attachment to have the hots for a guy. The emotional part is so crucial that even a guy who looks ugly can get a lot of girls if he knows how to play his cards right and guys don't understand this because we don't need that at all. If a girl is physically attractive, we want to fuck them the emotional attachment is either working for or against them.

Because of this truth, even in a bar setting it can take time to get to have sex with a girl. And what if you're there because you want sex, you dont want to drink? Well then you're an even bigger creep than if you just got the excort! Who the hell do you think you are? Picking up drunk girls at the club when you happen to be totally sober!

The smart ass will simply reason that he should get drunk then but that brings me back to reason number one because even the $500 it would probably cost for the cleanest, freakiest escort is a hell of a lot less than drunk driving fee's.

An escort will come to you or wherever you want to meet on your clock and leave when you tell them to.

You will actually become a master at sex

When you think about it, sex is kinda ruined for a "escort" I mean, it must be really hard to turn them on? Which is exactly why you need to try. If you can make a hooker moan, you offically are a sex god. You can make any girl wanna drop her pants so fast, paying for sex like this will almost never make sence.

Not to mention you can expirement and ask what sexual encounters in highschool should have taught you never to say by now "Does that feel good?" She has to fuck you anyway so she'll answer truthfully and after a while you'll be so good at sexing that girls will get uncontrollably horny just thinking of the foreplay from the last time you touched them

It's not as unsafe as you think

Turns out the internet is to thank for that. Pimps are slowly becoming a thing of the past. Go on backpage and look for "escorts" in your area. Legally speaking, the idea of an escort service is to have a model go wherever the client wants. She basically has to hang out with whoever they are for the pre determined ammount of time and the company does not hold itself accountable for any choices that the escort makes when she gets there. All that gibberish basically means that some asshole somewhere found a way to make prostitution legal because of a play in words aka a classic loophole.

This means that instead of doing business with a guy who wears alligator and calls himself something that sounds like a strain of weed, you are actually indirectly doing business with someone who oens a LLC. Meaning he can be sued and I'm sure he would reason that a baseball bat is not how he can do job security.

Because there aren't anymore pimps using drugs to make people do it anymore, you'll also find that there is a far lesser chance of catching an STD.

You'll actually learn about the small things that make girls not want to fuck you

Believe it or not a lot of what I told you in the last point was explained to me by an escort I fucked. God she was hot. Anwyay, because thats how it works, she told me something very interesting. She doesen't HAVE to fuck anyone. I mean she does or else she gets fired after a while im sure but she told me the reason she has been doing it for over a week and has only fucked 2 guys is because the guys were bothering her, being rude, annoying etc. so she simply explained to them what an excort service is and acted disgusted at the thought of sex. Really funny actually.

They don't look like hookers

This one will blow you away but I just remembered this one is important. escorts don't like to think of themselves as prostitutes. It's a rather harsh reality. So they will dress in a way that looks good, just not a way that when they walk to your house screams "HEY EVERYONE!! I"LL SUCK YOUR DICK NEXT!!!"

I do a lot of photography and video work freelance so if neighbors see them I can always tell them that their clients, friends bla bla bla. They buy it because their not gross.

So there you have it. Go get yourself an escort people it's 2016 and a time for changes!! Quit pretending there's a morality problem there and DO IT!!!