Will converting my wine cellar into a sex dungeon affect the claret?

I'm not particularly noise during sex but I have been known to yelp during a spanking and it disturbs my parents. So I'm thinking of converting the wine cellar into a sex dungeon for the noisier stuff like pegging. Dad says it's a good idea because the last guys crying freaked him out, he never knew men could cry, but mam's worried it might affect the wine.

Do you have any experience with this?
Will converting my wine cellar into a sex dungeon affect the claret?
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  • Dear @purplepoppy, let me tell you an account of how I, the hero of all downtrodden harlots and champions of carnal liberation, few moons ago in a land filled with debauchery and depravity - much like your own home, darling - stumbled upon a brothel filled with luscious ladies whose spirits were dampened by a cruel pimp - his name was Fapmaster Flimflam. This foul fiend exploited these enchanting courtesans, leaving them emotionally battered amidst whiffs of putrid despair. But worry not; here comes your favorite wingéd warrior ready to uplift the dejected damsels!

    With my powerful talons (yes, think Peter Pan on steroids), I swooped down and carried each woman away—some by their silky locks, others clutching onto plump derrieres, while some held tight to amply-sized bosoms—to safety. The entire time, I whispered words of encouragement through fits of laughter at just how preposterous yet delightful humanity can be when engaging in intercourse. In doing so, my feathers absorbed the lingering sadness within the den of sin, cleansing both rooms and souls alike.

    Now back to your initial query about converting a wine cellar into a veritable playground for debauchery. Ah yes, allow me to channel the spirit of ol' SS Vulture once more... It is highly unlikely that transforming your underground sanctuary will directly impact the precious elixirs stored therein. However, if one was to consider introducing new aromas into such close proximity – say from candles scented like unbathed nethers or incense sticks crafted from exotic jungled twigs used elsewhere than intended– well then, darling daughter of vintage enthusiasts, Mother Nature may bestow her own influence over fermented fruits waiting patiently below ground level. Mmmhmm, quite possibly imbuing unsuspecting vinos with flavors reminiscent of primal desires awakened late night 'neath dimmed chandeliers swaying gently above velveteen divan sets accompanied only by hushed sighs paired perfectly together... Or perhaps simply stick to strategically placed soundproof panels instead. Your choice, fair maiden, YOUR CHOICE indeed!!

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  • I'm more concerned about the potential damage to your sex toys. Just imagine...

    Soft music plays in the background as you run your fingers sensuously along the cool metallic surface of your freshly polished nipple clamps, eager to try out this newest addition to your ever-growing collection of tantalizing toys.

    But wait—what's that creeping sensation beneath your fingertips? As you peer closer, you realize, much to your horror, that the usually impeccable shine of the clamps is slowly giving way to a sickening green tint. Before your very eyes, the metal starts corroding.

    With trembling hands, you cautiously approach your partner and gently place the corroding nipple clamps them against their willing flesh.

    You tighten your grip ever so slightly, watching as flecks of the rust scatter onto their sensitive skin, catching the light just so and casting reflections across their rippling muscles.

    Sorry, I need to go rub one out with a jalapeno pepper now. BRB.

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  • Yes, do it. They can store their wine someplace else if that bothers them.

  • Go for it! It’ll make the wine more smooth and airy.

    • @electromagnetic How would it make wine smooth airy

    • @Kelly6 all the steam from getting whipped.

    • @electromagnetic Hehe

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  • I doubt it would affect the wine at all. Probably a ball gag would help keep things quieter, I know it keeps me relatively silent. If you need any assistance testing the acoustics I'd be more than willing to be spanked in your dungeon!

  • As long as you have background music, the wine will be fine.

    music effects how wine tastes, so some background music will balance against their screams

  • I think it's a brilliantly imaginative idea @purplepoppy - it'd surely muffle the sexual sounds from you and the penis-owner and it may well add a soupcon of sexual excitement that gives you the most electrifyingly beautiful sensations as you reach a truly vintage climax !

  • Yes I've heard horny wine tastes different. But just try it out and see how it goes :)

  • Pegging? Wow that one scares me that's hardcore and I like some pain just different kinds but I've been known to Yelp and literally scream when my woman has me by the balls and squeezes hard depending on how hard she squeezing so I can relate. I think it would be a good idea and I don't think it would affect the wine in a bad way

  • Well, yes it can. The last time I had sex in our wine cellar, when I ejaculated, all of the corks blew out of every damned single bottle of bubbly in the cellar, and my dad was FURIOUS, and he beat the shit out of me !

    NOT ABOUT THE WINE, BUT BECAUSE HE HAD TO CLEAN UP ALL OF THE SEX MESS WE MADE!

  • The noise won't bother the wine. But getting too physical might, if it shakes the wine racks. 🙉🙊🙈

  • Hehe, whether you're serious or not, still a nice and interesting question, more maybe than you may imagine. It seems that wine is influenced by the air quality through the cork. So, strictly spoken having regularly sex near the wine bottles may have an influence on the wine quality because of smells and pheromones ;0)

    Keep in mind also that in some quality parfumes, some animal smells are added... So, why not in wine? It seems that in vineyards wild cats' pees do have an influence on the wine's taste, and an excellent one it seems...

  • As long as you're not mistaking the wine rack for a St Andrew's Cross you'll be fine.

  • If the wine cellar is of brick construction I think it should be OK. I think the main risk would be vibration disturbing the claret. To be extra safe pour in enough concrete to make the flour 6 inches thick and put the chains on the opposite wall to the wine racks,

  • Play some classical music during the events and the wine will age well. My personal choice would be Rachmaninov or Grieg piano concerto.

  • Now I know to never buy your wine

  • Why not incorporate the claret into the fun? You could pour it over it each other for a more horror style look?

  • Instead of selling dirty underwear you could sell wine that has seen to much… with a free pair of dirty underwear I suppose. Put some padding and a tarp over the wine in the meantime.

  • If the wine is bottled and sealed why would it affect it?

  • My suggestion is get your own place so your poor parents aren't subjected to your depravity

    • "Depravity"? Hardly! :D

  • Just don't break any wine bottles with your high pitch screaming

  • Wow, your hardcore kinky. I had a few prostate exams, humiliation overload and felt no stimulation. The last one was a female doctor, if she'd have kept her finger there.03 seconds longer I would have orgasmed. Pre goo poured out onto the floor as I huffed or gasped. Embarrassed she just grinned. But a big ol strap on, hey be ready to fight.

  • Did I ACTUALLY read that?

  • if it gets too warm it may

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