Girls, with all this talk about size, have you ever actually measured a guy's penis?

[HikerDude]

I'm just curious how everyone knows so much about penis size without constantly pulling out a tape measure.

[Tiffany_Taylor_Made]

Yes, I have measured my boyfriend's dicks a few times in the past, but mainly when they claimed to be huge, such as 10+ inches, or if their dick looked noticeably smaller than the size they claimed. For example, the biggest dick I ever had sex with was 11 inches. When the guy claimed to be 11 inches before we fucked, I didn't believe him. Even when he sent a dick pic, I still didn't believe it was his. When I finally saw it in person, it was huge, so I got the ruler and measured it myself. It was exactly 11 inches as he claimed. The second largest dick I had sex with was 10 inches, which belonged to a guy I met later than the guy with 11 inches. Like the other guy, I didn't believe him either, but when I saw his in person, I was amazed. I got the ruler, measured his dick as well and sure enough, it measured exactly 10 inches. My fiancee's dick is 8 inches.

Because many 8-inch things exist in our house such as standard water bottles, one of our TV remotes, certain tools such as wrenches, and so on, I didn't doubt his size. However, he still measured it himself and it was definitely within the 8-inch range. In other instances, I've measured dicks that looked smaller than what the guy claimed to have. For instance, one guy that I dated claimed to be 9 inches, but when I saw it in person, I told him that it looked smaller than that. He tried to assure me it was, but not wanting to argue back and forth, I handed him the ruler and told him to prove it. When he measured, he put the ruler well behind his balls, giving him extra inches. When I showed him the proper way to measure from the top of the penis, he only turned out to be 7.5 inches, which was definitely smaller than 9, but is still a good size. Under normal circumstances however, I don't measure guy's dicks as long as the size they're claiming looks reasonable. This means that if a guy claims his dick is 7 inches, but is really 6.5 inches, I probably wouldn't care or notice.

[HikerDude]

So you're like a consumer-rights investigator, working to make sure that the public is not deceived by false advertizers.

[Tiffany_Taylor_Made]

@hikerdude: Or, at the very least, ensure that I'm not deceived by false advertising.

[foodtv]

You can use things for comparison without pulling out a tape measure. But I think my first boyfriend actually did pull out a tape measure at one point. 😂🤣

[HikerDude]

Well... did he measure up, so to speak?

[Jayla2000]

Nope y would i care enough to do that.
If he can please me that's all i need 2 know about it

[BlondeGoneWild]

Not ever

[KatherineJ]

Haha! No, guys worry about it more than most women do.

[HikerDude]

I know, but everyone's such an expert on sizes, like they know them down to the millimeter and have collated stats on size by race, height, hand size, foot size, body type, etc. That's why it's so funny to read some of the comments about the topic.

[KatherineJ]

As long as it’s satisfying, the measurements are irrelevant.