When I was in college, I hooked up with a girl who was younger me. She was cute, flirty, athletic, seemed to have a great body—and she was enthusiastic to have sex. We were in her room, we were alone in the house, we had lots of time.
But she turned out to have: 1. A box of the tightest condoms in the world. (I think they may have been the “numbing” or “insensitive” kind
she turned out to have: 1. A box of the tightest condoms in the world. (I think they may have been the “numbing” or “insensitive” kind, too. At any rate, it was bad.) 2. An incredibly annoying high pitched giggle—which burst out of her, seemingly, every time we moved together. 3. Wildly bad facial expressions during sex. She was active and vocal, but her face said she was trying to eat something that was so gross she was going to choke or spit it out. It was unnerving. It tried to focus on her body. I tried to focus on the sex. I tried closing my eyes and moaning loudly so I couldn’t hear her. Nothing worked. She rode me for what seemed like forever. Nothing was happening for me. I didn’t get any closer to climax. I tried transitioning to missionary. No better —no sexual tension was building. I was just thrusting. Then she starting talking. She was saying “sexy” things that were not sexy. She was calling me dirty, saying crude things, giggling explosively, making crazy faces, calling me “Daddy (!)”…and it went from boring to gross. I was desperate. I told her to turn around and get on her knees. I entered her from behind and tried thrusting without having to see her face. I pounded her hard enough that she ended up flat on the bed with her face in the pillow and she could only grunt—no more giggling. It still couldn’t get off. I ended up faking an orgasm so it could be over. She curled up to spoon, and I thought I’d try to get off outside her. I took off the condom and rubbed my wet penis against her ass while I held her breasts. I still couldn’t do it. My balls were aching. I was exhausted. I was no longer attracted to her. —and I could not finish. I left with a boner. …and she messaged me for a week being clingy. Ugh, it was bad.
…but, you know, I’d rather re-live that experience than go another day without sex!
Curious now haha.
My worst was this girl who wanted a threesome. To keep it short. The one girl got jealous and decided to go outside and wait and the other girl was just laying there like a starfish. The worst part was she didn't tell me the condom broke and she wasn't on birth control.
oh crap
dude came before he even put it in and I’m still disappointed 12 years later. 🫡
was he a virgin?
Fuck no he wasn’t 🤦🏻♀️
damn lol
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What's Your Opinion? Sign Up Now!I have had a lot of sex with some great women and I can't remember a time when it was the worse. I had many great ogasms each time
What about you... did the guy just shoot off quickly and that was it?
no, he was like roleplaying a dog and he crawled out of my apartment like a dog when I kicked him out
Good for you for kicking him out. Had you had sex with him before this?
People wonder why I am waiting until marriage...
I have no experience, boom it's worse, now spill the beans lol
fair enough
Damn it must not be worse, makes me feel a lot better I guess
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I was with this girl years ago. We met up and since I like foreplay to get in the mood I started kissing her neck and working my way down. She told me to stop and just fuck her and nothing else. She wouldn't suck me, give me a hand job and I couldn't do anything to her except fuck her
Finding out the girl you're with has the harriest pussy you've ever seen when you like going down on a woman.. it went so far back it was up into her ass!
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