Would it be a good idea to keep a display of dick sizes in my bedroom?

I was thinking of making a display that shows the different dick sizes of men I've had sex with. Every time I bed a guy I'd add him to the display. That way if a guy was worried his dick wasn't big enough he could compare it with all the other guys and it would help his confidence.
Would it be a good idea to keep a display of dick sizes in my bedroom?
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  • I think you're on to something here, Poppy. I think it would definitely boost their confidence and self esteem. Maybe have a comment section, then you could also improve your game, that way guys who didn't really measure up could still make waves of orgasmic bliss. Could you post a summary of organs you've played, which ones you got the best vibes from, to see if I'll fit in or not. Then I'll know what kind of tricks I'll have to bring to sail your boat through the hurricane of orgasms I will sail you through. Thanks!

Most Helpful Guy

  • Well, purple, that is an excellent idea! I saw a cartoon of a girl lying in bed looking at all of the rubbers, she had pinned to her bedroom wall, with the guy's picture behind it. It was funny, because you could see how much of the rubber was rolled out, giving the viewer an idea of how long each guy's penis was! The title of the cartoon was "crazy shit".
    Then again, your idea is he best, take a picture of his dick, front view, side view, while he is hard and maybe measure it before you fuck!
    Your imagination amazes me!

Most Helpful Girls

  • I have quite a lot of heels in different heights and thickness. I guess they could be compared to dick sizes too haha

  • Something to show your parents when they visit at the weekend. Better than decorating

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  • You are batshit crazy woman.

  • You could put short facts under each of the phalli, like
    "
    2 min.
    No O for me.
    He cried.
    1 time.
    "

    • Please describe me the feeling of vaginal intercourse

  • Just take what amusement parks do. Instead of “You must be this tall to ride.” Have one dildo with a plaque which says “You must be this big to ride.”

  • It would also let your guy know exactly how many men you've slept with.

  • Sure. Make castes of all the guy's dicks and mount them on trophy stands with ribbons to indicate ratings. Blue ribbons for the dicks that fucked you the best, even if they weren't the biggest. Line them up on display shelves. :-)

  • Also be nice to see with how many guys you slept

  • What about having them like those Russian Doll sets

    Would it be a good idea to keep a display of dick sizes in my bedroom?
    • Saves on wall space

  • For someone who hates men, you sure are obsessed with penises.

  • Thats reminds me of a wonderful joke that involved full water melons hahahahaha

    Very good idea , that one if the dude knew he was inadequate , he could fck off quickly , as if he slapped that thing out youd have to say " Sorry , I dont smoke "

  • Why don't you get the clone of dick kit and have everyone that you have sex with clone their dick before they leave or before you have sex with them that would be good tell him that I'm ready to have sex but you can't have sex with me until you clone your dick for me and you would get the actual replica of every dick you've it's been stuck in you by the way poppy I'm back I've been gone for nearly a year and I see you haven't changed none

  • Yeah you could do that the day you might have to add an addition to your room to hold them all and then still you going to have them number 1 through whatever and have the guy's picture taken with you I guess at least he would have something to show his grandson it's not important how big it is it's who you do it with you could always say you did it with the tester lady but then again you would have some sway for your grandkids to

  • Nope. That would either make me insecure ( if the sizes are bigger than mine) or make me think that you fuck guys randomly and are not interested in a relationship.

    Though it can be a turn on because it can indicate your sexual openness, however I believe it would be much more of a anxiety inducer for a guy (like a guy keeping a wall sized collage of all girls he have fucked)

    Makes sense?

  • It's your bedroom. You do what you like!

  • I like that you want to keep a "record" of things like this.

    Would it be weird if a guy did this as well?

  • I would find that really erotic on first glance actually!🔥😁😝👍

  • Excellent idea, hope you have enough wall space 😂

  • I think the guys would be more concerned about whether they could touch the sides any more.

    Or what "present" they will receive when tested!

  • Not a bad idea lol. Unconventional but why not

  • You'll have to either have a picture or a mold of each. Please don't include measurements... some guys can't handle metric versus English units.

  • It's your bedroom. The problem is the organizing. Do you sort them in order, do you keep them all or only the "good" ones, and do you think a possible partner is interested in seeing a visual representation of your sexual history every time they visit you?

    • Good question I don't think that I would want to see all those dicks lining the headboard...

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