Would you donate your unused penis to someone who'd actually get use out of it?

I was reading in a local paper about a guy who lost his eyelid in an accident. Surgeons managed to use a foreskin to give him a new one. It works fine but he's a little cock eyed.
Which got me thinking, would you donate your penis to someone who'd actually use it if they lost theirs?
1 3

Superb Opinion

  • A man takes his duck to the movie theatre. He is told that the duck cannot enter so he goes around the corner, stuffs the duck in his pants, returns, and buys a ticket. He stops in the lobby and buys popcorn, then enters the theatre showing his movie selection and takes a seat.

    Two spinster sisters come in and sit down next to the man. When the lights are dimmed, the man unzips his pants so the duck can stick his head out and get a breath of fresh air.

    One spinster looks over, sees the shadow of the duck's head, and then whispers to her sister, "Mildred, would you look at the TALLYWHACKER on that man!"

    The sister responds, "Hush, woman. Haven't you seen such things before?"

    "Well, I certainly have," says the first sister, now in a huff, "but that's the first one I ever saw that ate popcorn!'

Most Helpful Guy

  • No thank you
    I like it where it is
    First thing is it would make it a lot harder for me to piss
    Second thing is it would just look bad can you imagine a man with like no dick that would just be gross that would be very gross and no sane person would like that
    Third you never know when you're going to use it maybe someday you do end up having sex or maybe someday you want to have sex but you have no dick what are you going to do then get a dick transplant from some other Poor schmuck?
    Nah Chief there are too many reasons why that is bad also I think every biological transplant eventually gets rejected by the body which means your dick would be on someone temporarily before it eventually rots off of them which means they won't even get to use it forever only for a undefined time period probably before they die

Most Helpful Girls

  • Since the surgeons repaired his eye using someone else's foreskin, does that mean he now has foresight?

    • You're too much 😂😂

    • Lmao. That’s fore ward thinking

    • Well, of course, that would give him 'foresight" but he STILL doesn't have any Eyelash< ? Maybe pubic hair transplant into the foreskin? Just thinkin'

  • I hear penis transplants are mostly unsuccessful since guys’ hands usually reject them.

    • @saoirses @purplepoppy @snsl153 I would love to give a guy a chance to sport my flaccid eight incher, footlong erection.

    • Check your local donor center and put yourself on a list.

    • Nobody wants a penis transplant lol. I’ve asked around

    • Show All

Scroll Down to Read Other Opinions

What's Your Opinion? Sign Up Now!

What Girls & Guys Said

1 28
  • I would not since I might some day actually use it. But on the subject of the guy who had the accident: He may be cock eyed, but at least it gave him fore sight. ;)

  • I'm still using mine. They can have it after I'm dead. But wait! Would that mean that I'd arrive in Heaven dickless? What if the female angels are horny show girls with wings and their job is to make Heaven paradise? What if everyone who goes to Heaven is incarnated into their most perfect form and there are over 60 billion horny women enjoying the pleasures of the afterlife? Who knows, right?
    I think I'll keep mine just in case. 🤣

  • As long as I was still attached to it and it was going to a woman, I'd consider it. Although being the size it is, I seriously doubt she'd want it.

  • You are a genius and that got me thinking I think I would like to make a penis whistle so in case you do do is yours all you have to do is blow it it might hurt the dogs ears but your penis will come arun in

  • Nope, if I can't use it no one will.

  • After I'm dead maybe as I plan on continuing using it for a long ss possible. I'm not sure who'd want it, it's got quite a bit of milage on it.

  • Well, he would be a little cock eyed, and I hope the foreskin is retractable, so it doesn't close off his eye automatically, when he is "alert". Then again, if he gets an allergy, in his eye, I hope the foreskin doesn't become 'erect" and cover his eyeball!
    Could be all kinds of problems with that foreskin eyelid. But now, does he have an eye "lash" or did they just use some pubic hair to fashion an eyelash as it would look weird to have the foreskin without some eyelash on it!!! ?

    Problems, problems.

  • @purplepoppy Very nice post... you're hitting on all cylinders today.

    To answer your question... No, I wouldn't donate my penis, but I might consider filling in for him.

  • My penis stays with me forever.

  • I guess! It's not doing me a damn bit of good!!

  • If it was after I died I would do this. It would be cool to still get some action even after I was dead.

  • Nah, because occasionally even a blind squirrel gets a nut

  • 😂😂😂

  • Not my penis! Leave Johnny ALONE!
    Lol, obviously not Johnny but a penis can never be unused

  • Poppy, in blepharoplasty surgeries usually use skin coming from the retro auricular area, no foreskins or other.

  • I think I use my penis all the time.. so unless you talking about a dildo.. which won’t be in my house.. than no

  • Yes of course, they probably get more use out of it than me,,,

  • I use mine

  • Lol I don’t think I could do that

  • I’ve been attracted to that idea for a while lol. I met a girl once who said she wanted it transplanted onto her. I think he’d be much happier there lol! So yes

  • Show More (9)