I was taking a sip of soda through a straw when I read this and I about spit it everywhere that is so funny and probably only to me it's just an inside joke it's because if a guy was to do that or if I was to have an orgasm like that then I could just picture myself driving down the road letting my dick hang out the window like a dog does and blow in the air barking at other cars no no no no LOL and to be honest with you I don't like the sound of a dog being hurt that would just ruin everything for me anyway I mean if I hear a dog barking like that or I hear that hurt sound I'm going to go investigate cuz I don't want any animal to hurt like that now to be honest with you I have a good moan and I'm not afraid to moan at all it gets intense I'm going to get just as intense with it and whether it's going to be a moan or my voice talking naughty I'll bring it all together no just an orgasm for me is good enough I think because that's my whole goal is to make the girl have an orgasm or two or three before I even do so I will make it very intense
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Not sure a hurt dog would be a good sound, but I like the idea of a penis making a sound as it ejaculates! Would be interesting to hear what it sounds like if I ejaculated inside a girls mouth / kitty / butt...
1 1 0 0Ok. How bout a donkey
Does it have to be an animal sound? How about an air horn or giant gong?
Well i think that might be bad. Both of those noises are kind of loud and startling. So i see bad accidents happening to y'all when we jump out of fear
Most Helpful Girls
That would straight up make me never want to touch a guy ever again, no. Just no.
I'd be content with dildos or something TT
2 3 0 0🤣🤣🤣 oh come on it would be hilarious
Me too
No thank you
A happy bark in the doggy position would be fun
2 8 0 0if he doesn't pull out, it will sound like the dog is being suffocated lol
Lmao
Hilarious!
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8 30That shit should not turn me on 😂 but damn i love a good begging whimper 🤣
2 3 0 0Oh no🤣 i hope you find one
Lets just say a whimper rather than a hurt dog lmao
Understand. You like them moaners. I like them howlers🤣
I would think it would be a happy bark
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1 0 0 0How to make men's penis shrink. Tell them you wish their penis sounded like a hurt dog when orgasming.
1 0 0 0WHAT? A hurt dog? Where on earth is your head?
1 0 0 0Those flat whoopee cushions do sound like something else.
2 1 0 0So true
Oh, mine already does. Like a wolf's howl!
1 0 0 0Oh no🤣
Not a dog but I did see your donkey comment and that would be fucking hilarious 🤣
1 0 0 0I was originally gonna say that. But since i used it. I was like i need to keep it fresh🤣
I can't get the image out of my head of hearing a loud "hee haw"
🤣🤣it would be hilarious
What the heck was in your Wheaties this morning?
Lmao. Hell no.
2 2 0 0I had genius juice
I'd never EVER enjoy hurting dogs, so... no...
1 2 0 0Not bout hurting dogs. It's the noise🤣
every fiber of my soul starts hurting when I hear a hurt dog... lol so, still a no... I would become celibate if it were the case what about it if sounded like the Monday Night Football theme... or better, the Champions League anthem? lmfao...
Usually I expect these weird ass questions from men
1 0 0 0You'll survive🤷🏾♀️
What the fuck?
1 0 0 0I don't know what causes some of my questions 🤣
Men neither 😆
Nah it would kill the mood
1 0 0 0Fine donkey sounds instead
God damn, you sure know how to revv my engines
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Mine roars like a lion. I like it just fine.
1 0 0 0Oh lawd. I would be running🤣
sometimes it purrrs like a kitten.
Lmao too funny
Bring on the hotdogs and popcorn, this is going to be fun tonight
1 1 0 0So true
I fail to see how that'd be arousing in any way.
1 0 0 0Why is rubber chicken noises not an option on the list?
1 0 0 0Just never thought of it🤣
I’d be embarrassed…
1 1 0 0🤣🤣why?
Just imagine. That’s not sexy at all.
It should sound closer to this.
Wouldn’t you feel good as a women if you made your man make sounds like this?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sgwJR2UanjcBut it would be funny
what?
1 0 0 0No...
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😂 Hi Priya...
I was just doing some last minute online stalking... I MEAN SHOPPING before bed. Hahaha
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