Would you fuck yourself?

Don't you sometimes see yourself in the mirror and think "oh... I'm so fuckable today! " "I would do many nasty things to myself if I could"?
Yes, I would totally fuck myself
Vote A
I guess so. I fuck myself every day before going to sleep
Vote B
I'm strictly heterosexual so... I don't think I could
Vote C
No, I don't like myself that much
Vote D
I'm asexual, therefore I wouldn't fuck anyone including myself
Vote E
Something else
Vote F
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Most Helpful Guys

  • I don't see heterosexual men as seeing themselves that way. Perhaps a hot looking girl could look in the mirror and see herself as fuckable/objectifiable but guys see themselves as looking like they can get you to say yes.

  • I am strictly heterosexual so I KNOW I could not.

    • Thanks for MHO!

Most Helpful Girls

  • No, because I'm too much of a slut, and I wouldn't want people to find out that I would fuck a slut. I have more respect than that.

  • Yes and if we are joking I would count that I am already was on a 3rd base with myself (toys);)

  • Im straight except for myself lol

    • thats a great way to put it lol

    • @wankiam hahah... i sometimes feel self concious but i kinda like how i look

    • same i guess

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • I don't think I'd be into me

    • Your hot baby!

  • im a total wanker... i fuck myself all the time ;)

  • In the silence of the lambs of it all... I’d fuck me so hard!

  • even at my worst, i think i'm way more attractive than i am.

  • I have plenty of times

  • Some days I want to do it.

  • Uh no I don’t got time for that

  • that would be gay

  • LMAO, NO.

  • Yes I have.

  • C and D. I'm straight, and I'm ugly.

  • 100% straight so no :/

  • Thats so funny

  • not fuck myself but definitely jerk myself off. i do that regularly :-)

  • Yes. I once made a girl drink Polyjuice potion so I could fuck myself.

  • That's fucking nasty. Im'a guy for crying out loud!