Would you get a bang out of one of these sex toys?

[Daniela1982]

Sex bomb took on a whole new meaning for a German bomb squad this week.

A bomb disposal team combed part of a Bavarian forest searching for a suspected WWII-era bomb, but it turned out to be a rubber sex toy shaped like a hand grenade.

According to the AP, German authorities received a call from a jogger who reported finding a bag, which contained what they suspected to be a WWII-era hand grenade.

A bomb squad then headed to a forest near Passau, which is located near the German border with Austria and the Czech Republic. When they found the bag, they determined that it was a rubber grenade replica. It was placed in the bag with a selection of condoms and lubricant, which indicated how the device ought to be used.

"An internet search confirmed the suspicion. They were actually sex toys in the form of hand grenades," the police told German news agency DPA, which first reported the find.

The Guardian wrote that it is not uncommon for people to stumble upon forgotten munitions in Germany, even more than seven decades after the end of WWII.
What do you think? You might get a real bang out of it.

[Massageman]

- - - - just when you think you've seen everything, right?
Some of the accounts (of the finding of this stash) show a "pineapple" grenade (more like a US issue shape)- now THAT would be a pain in the bucket! The potato masher, at least, might be doable, IYKWIM.

[jshm2]

Could be a hoax? or false flag?

This sort of thing would be a good way for potential terrorists, to test response times for cops and military - without the repercussions.

[Daniela1982]

Well it said they checked the internet and saw sex toys of the same. You didn't read the whole story, did you?

[CurlyGirl42]

I'm in Germany and once felt the vibrations from a detonated WWII bomb. Very thrilling ;p
I don't care for weapon shaped sex toys

[Daniela1982]

Are you sure it was a bomb or someone using a potato masher handle as a substitute phallus?

[CurlyGirl42]

yes, it was a 250 kg bomb so warned to be exploding, I was not the only one who felt it xD

[DrunkAss]

I love explosives but I usually don't wanna mix them up in the bedroom. I don't like anything exploding in the bedroom except the genitals.

[Daniela1982]

That can be arranged with a big fire cracker stuck in the end like a ureter.

[DrunkAss]

I usually don't want those arrangements. I got enough excitement in my life without things exploding out my ass. besides spicy foods.

[Daniela1982]

Did you read that it was a sex toy made to look like a stick grenade? Or did you just look at the picture and jump in?

[DrunkAss]

I don't remember now. I remember there was a question about something. What was it again? There was like a forest or something. And some girls putting things into their vaginas that looked like German hand grenades. Not the Allied pineapple type because that would probably get stuck in the vagina and make an awkward story in the hospital if they didn't explode. I do think German ones make safer sex toys for women though.

[DrunkAss]

What's your favorite food, by the way? Mine is pepperoni pizza but I like the more bready-type which some people might call NY style. I feel like there is a style that I could trace this down to which is rooted in Italy but I at least know I don't like California style.

[Daniela1982]

Pepperoni is so blah. I like a lot more toppings than one.

[DrunkAss]

What you think about pineapple and ham for a Hawaiian type?

[Daniela1982]

Anything but anchovies are ok by me.

[DrunkAss]

I prefer the ones without the grenades in it even if they are just sex toys.

[Jean-Marie_Céline]

Basically, a stielhanddildo 43.
I'm sure they would be a blast to roll over the southern fields after crossing the M (V) aginot line!

[Gespenster_division]

Absolutely

[exitseven]

I think the term for these is "potato masher".

[Daniela1982]

You and I know what the GI's called them. I don't have any idea what German soldiers called them. But the women thought of them as heaven.

[exitseven]

too funny

[magiusX26]

talk about explosive orgasms

[Likes2drive]

They look real but I’m not sure how somebody would actually use them except for anal

[Daniela1982]

Really? Use your imagination.

[Likes2drive]

For spanking maybe

[Daniela1982]

OK, you have a dildo in the shape of a potato masher grenade. Now do you know what it could be used for?

[Likes2drive]

That’s really rough sex

[COMMODOREII]

Nice grenades.

[KrakenAttackin]

Yeah, potato mashers will clear a room better than a Mexican food fueled fart.

[Surely]

So I guess that the “Happy Ending “ would be explosive!

[Daniela1982]

To say the least.

[888theGreat]

I know of women that used a bed post or door knob. Why buy something new? What is your favorite thing to use?

[Daniela1982]

Bed post or door knob? She must have been screwed by elephants a lot so would be sued to such a shaft..

[888theGreat]

Women have made the knob completely disappear. The bed post half disappear. Search naked baseball and look what they do with baseball bats.

[Daniela1982]

Ohhh, Gross!!

[Anonymous]

I can see that, my guess is you lost your virginity in high school or in your teens

[Daniela1982]

Wrong guess.

[Opinion Owner]

Just making a guess because it seems that's historically expected

[Daniela1982]

Well maybe these days but not when I was in high school. I'm sure it was happening but you just didn't hear about it.

[Opinion Owner]

I didn't have intercourse until I was 25

[Daniela1982]

That is nothing to be ashamed of.

[Opinion Owner]

Why is that? Since most people are expected to lose their virginity in their teens

[Daniela1982]

And who are the people who expect it? Ho's and Fuckboys?

[Opinion Owner]

It just feels depressing being out of the norm

[Daniela1982]

You've been reading too much on GaG where girls brag about having 30 guys under their belts before the age of 20.

[Opinion Owner]

Ya but you don't find it weird if someone doesn't have sex until 25?

[Daniela1982]

Truthfully I do not. Morality is different for everyone.

[Opinion Owner]

How old were you when you lost your virginity?