Would you have reported this couple for being naughty in public?

Today I went shopping with my mom/sis/grams and on the way out the store, my mom noticed a guy and girl. The front door of their car was wide open with the girl sitting on the seat with her body faced outward of the door. The guy was standing in between her legs with his pants dropped and she was jerkin him off. He looked back and My mom mumbled “what in the world! People just dont care anymore?” My grandma and sis just laughed. I mean my gma is freaky so I doubt she gave a damn. Meanwhile, I was tempted to just stay behind and watch 🤣 Brought back good memories. My mom just don’t know haha! I even made a joke of “How bold! thats my kinda man!!” And she still didn't catch on #FeelFreeToList

I would have reported them
Vote A
I would keep walking and let them have their fun
Vote B
I’d slick spy on them a little longer
Vote C
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  • I would not report them, but then again here, your car is considered an extension of your home. People can drive around with a DVD player, playing porn in the back and other people can see the porn (if windows aren't tinted) and its perfectly legal.

    You can keep your guns, and other stuff in your car as if it was home... but the moment you get out of your car, you are no longer protected like it is home.

    It is entirely possible, they wouldn't of even been charged with a crime, simply because it was done in their home. Likely would of though, sounds like he was outside of the car.

    Would make for a interesting legal case though no doubt.

    People need to exercise their self control more, and I refer to people who act like they have no choice but look at something they find disgusting.

    No one is making them look, so they can choose not to.

    Calling the police is pointless in almost all aspects, that couple would be long gone before they ever showed up.

    • I mean i didn't see a prob with what they were doing but i agree that people dont have to look

    • Exactly, if people are so offended by something, why do they continue to stare at it? haha.

    • I’m definitely the type to say “if you dont like what we’re doing, look the other way” 😂

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  • I would not report them. I heard that in America, if you get caught doing something like that, and if the cop cares, and the judge cares, you may have to register for the rest of your life as a sex offender. That really pisses me off. In my opinion, the sex offender lists should be reserved for cases where there's an actual victim. (rape or child molestation) So with the incident you described, you have two people willingly going at it, so who's the victim?

    • I kinda agree that its silly for registering stuff like public sex with two willing people of legal age. And I've been caught by cops before (likely rentacops) but they didn't care. My ex cheated on me with this one girl and got caught banging in our spot and they actually did get taken in 💀

    • Karma is a bitch, and I'm glad they got taken in.

    • Thanks for the MHO

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  • I would go with 'B'.

    I've seen public sex before.

    One time, some friends pulled in a parking lot at a park. It was night but there were lights. We were there to listen to music and smoke weed.

    There was a car parked a space over from us. At first we just saw a guy in the driver's seat. But then a girl's head popped up. Then it went back down. This went on for some time until she finally opened the door and totally coughed and gagged while spitting cum. There was lot. LOL

    Another time, we were at the beach surfing. A couple walked past and laid a blanket on the sand at the base of the cliff. After while, he removed her swim suit bottom and started eating her out.

    • Lmao not her gagging up the cum 🤣
      Would you have reported this couple for being naughty in public?

    • It was really funny. She was gagging like she was going to throw up. Maybe she did throw up, because I heard a lot of liquid hit the ground. splat I just figured he came a lot. I guess she wasn't into swallowing. 🤣🤣🤣

    • 🤢🤮

  • would have mumbled, "I am next" as I walked by and if they said okay I would have choked for sure and possibly stopped... lol

    • Omg i’d bust out laughin

    • Thanks for the MHO

    • Anytime

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  • Lol, I'm sure we've all "been there, done that", give them a thumbs up and move on.

    • Thats what i said lol

    • Harmless adult fun, as long as we're careful.

  • I'd keep walking and stay out of their business!

    • I dont blame ya

  • Daring couple though 🤣 I can't think of doing this in middile of the street like where so much public is there.

    Might be they were high on Drugs 😳

    • It doesn't take drugs. All it takes is passion.

    • So i would say they were too much passionate about having an sex. But people looking at them it's kinda made all things weird...

  • D: I wouldn't report them, but I would film them with my phone for as long as I could until they noticed me, and then blackmail them for money and tell them I'm posting it online AND sending it to the police if they don't pay the ransom. I wouldn't actually post it online or send it to the police, but I still like f*cking with/trolling them, especially if they actually pay me! 😆

    Also, in the city I grew up in, this crap was common and no one cared. The gross thing was seeing female homeless taking number twos in the downtown streets, long before San Fran made it the new hot thing. in Cali. One old homeless woman actually had the gall to tell me "Don't look!" I mean, you're right out in the sidewalks of Center City; how TF am I not gonna look?

    • Option D. F*cking auto-emoji BS.

    • How would you react if they were like “Omg thank you! We wanted to send it to the nearest porn company for a casting interview” or if they just simply didn't care if the police knew and that they were at risk of having to register as sex offenders. Would you be shocked if they didn't care

  • Unless it was somewhere like a park or a school parking lot I wouldn't report it.

    • I mean if it was a playground then yea report. If its a school then i’d assume they’re students of that school who snuck out of class and hurry on by.

  • See no evil, hear no evil! 😎

    • Lmao

  • We really need to have an "Evening With the Grandparents" again...😂

    • I love them so dearly. We were having a blast last night watchin Hobbs and Shaw (for the seventeenth time). But then my grandpa fell ill and they had to head home. And yea last year was the friskiest i ever seen him act with his wife. It was awkward 😂 never in my 20 something years have i ever seen him make a move in return. Its usually him pushing her away

  • I would have arrested them on the spot for public indecency, being a public official.

    • Understandable

  • It depends on the mood for sure but most of the time I would be annoyed by that. I have nieces and nephews and wouldn’t want them seeing that. I wouldn’t mind them doing that at the back of the parking lot or something obvious but still out of the way but directly in the front like that would piss me off.

    • Understandable

    • Heck I would be down for doing it in the back of a parking lot! That sounds fun!! Lmao!! In fact I hate Walmart but the one reason you could get me to go in one would be for getting freaky in the automotive waiting room after hours… that’s a place I’ve always wanted to do stuff. I remember as a kid and my parents did some late night hour long shopping I would be bored out of my mind and go in there to just sit down. It always got freaky.

    • But the back of the lot is no fun

  • he he. Some people have all the luck!

    I wouldn't want to interrupt their fun. I definitely would watch and maybe taken care of my own business if I could get away with it.

    • Oooo hot

  • I would have started filming them and then posted the footage on some online porn site.

    • But wouldn't filming them make you “just as bad” as anything they could be doing

    • I didn't say they were bad for doing it. Entertaining yes, bad no :)

    • But why would you wanna film it lol

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  • That's awesome. I'd have let them do their thing.

    Although with my luck my daughter and younger son would be with me and they'd ask, "dad, why are they doing that in the parking lot?"

    • Oh so they wouldn't care that its being done? Just that its being done in a parkin lot 🤣

    • Well, they know about sex. And that people do it. So that part isn't "gasp" and fake prudishness. It's exactly what you said: why in a parking lot?

    • so... are the two of you seriously okay with the fact that someone decides to possibly subject and expose minors to sexual activity in public just like that? that's actually a crime... and for good reasons

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  • last time I saw someone exposing themselves in a sexual manner like that were minors could exposed to

    I did report them to a certain number and it wasn't police...

    • Alrighty

  • I wouldn’t report it. I probably would’ve found it.

    • Found it?

    • Autocorrect! “Filmed it”

  • Call them amateurs and to be discreet

    • Lmao

  • I'm all for outdoor play, but it needs to be discreet. That's not cool. Kids could see. Simply put keep it zipped anywhere kids could be around.

    For context, my son's 4. Start sex in front of him and I'll be as subtle as you. Game of Thrones subtle.

    • Damn

  • Not gonna report them.

    I would've laughed and kept me moving. Tbh🤣

    • Lol it tripped me out

    • Bet. Ain't something ya see on the regular

    • Ion know now. You know im from the Sipp and i was seeing/entertaining much worse when i was back in school 😂

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  • So long as they're not visible to children, there's no foul. I might sneak another peak before moving on.

    • Haha

  • If I was alone, I would have looked and then said "what the hell"? And went on about my day.. If I was with somebody else, I would have shouted "Get a room!!".. And then went on about the day also, while walking away cracking up..

    • Loll

  • Probably. There are ways to get your jollies in clear view of consenting adults without risking exposing yourself to children and other people who don’t share your overly liberal views on sexual exhibitionism. Behavior never improves without negative consequences applied. They should definitely go to jail and spend some years on the sex offender registry.

    • Mmkay

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