Guys, would you let your future wife/girlfriend hold your penis when you pee like once?

[Anonymous]

I wanna try it lolll i wanna see if I can hit the toilet🤣

[rm_llort]

Of course, then I'd say something afterward/during like:

See aiming isn't easy is it?
I like to imagine the bowl is your face
This is more awkward than when my sister used to do this

[Asker]

Your sister did it to you?

[rm_llort]

Do you often have difficulty understanding jokes? I mean they're literally all together, I made it so easy for you, you had one job, how could you mess this up.

[Asker]

My bad im not good with sarcasm

[Asker]

So then you wouldn't let your wife do it?

[rm_llort]

Of course I wouldn't, she's been dead 6 years. That'd be gross.

[Asker]

Oh sorry for her loss

[rm_llort]

True that. I'm still holding it in waiting for someone to do the aiming for me.

[Asker]

🤣😂

[rm_llort]

Would seriously consider giving up and going hands-free. Can I use your bathroom?

[Asker]

You funny😂

[rm_llort]

I'm serious though. Hell. You won't even have to worry about leaving the seat up, cos I never raise it anyway.

[Asker]

No imma pass.. I want it clean lol😄

[rm_llort]

You really don't trust your aim, huh? Shame, I'll have to take my British peen elsewhere for 2 player call of duty and a greencard.

[Asker]

I believe id be good

[rm_llort]

Then what's the problem, your seat won't be having any cleanliness concerns! I get to relieve myself, you get to achieve your life goals. Everyone wins.

[Asker]

😂😂 yeah but you aren't my future husband

[rm_llort]

I don't think I could ever marry someone who doesn't chase their golden dreams - sorry I mean streams*

[Asker]

😂 damn well I dont blame you

[rm_llort]

I confess, I was just using you for your hands. I can settle for most helpful opinion and now as your current ex-future husband just wanted to tell you that I'm keeping the dogs.

[Asker]

😂 okay but im taking the cat

[rm_llort]

Don't use the cat to pull me back in! You know the cat prefers me. 🙄

[Asker]

not a chance. that cat likes me more and you know it😌

[rm_llort]

Then why does the cat sleep on MY jersey when we're both out of the house?

[Asker]

because i spray it with my perfume😂

[rm_llort]

You really gotta stop that. You know this town is full of homophobes.

[Asker]

😂😂😂 you too funny

[Asker]

well at least i smell good😆

[rm_llort]

We back on p-p holding terms?

[Asker]

😂 lol you funny, thank you for making me laugh. You should get plenty of women lol holding your peepee when peing

[rm_llort]

Don't be ridiculous! Women don't p-p hold guys who have dead wives, we're told by society to hold it ourselves. Imagine thinking men would ever be so self-absorbed to touch themselves there. Outrageous.

[Asker]

💀💀 lollll damn! Better disclose that to your dating profile. Good talking to you ✌️

[FireFox001]

Been there, done that.

But not in the toilet. The end result was a catastrophy, so better in a forest during hiking or in the back yard, but god not inside.

[Asker]

Lmao women are really that bad at it?🤣

[FireFox001]

Yes 🤣🤣🤣

[Asker]

Daamn it looks so easy though😰😂😂

[ohsheeT]

I have acted as if I hurt my hands before just so my ex would do that for me I have also ran into the bathroom while she was going to the bathroom and told her to spread her legs that I had to pee so bad and I would just started everywhere LOL God that's funny and I think you ought to do this you'll have a blast

And after you finish or after he finishes make sure you shake it and then tell him he has to sit down on the toilet seat

[Asker]

alright haha but why dont you just ask her straight?

[matchrestore]

My wife tried it once, and just kinda shrugged and went "huh..." and we went on with our lives.

[Asker]

Okay was she good lol?

[matchrestore]

She tried it in the shower, so there wasn't as crucial of a need to aim properly, but she did an okay job for a first timer.

[Asker]

Okay cool! Good for her!:)

[spartan55]

One of my old college girlfriends did that for me once. She had good aim.
Hitting the toliet is hard work, guys make it look easy because we are professionals.

[Asker]

lol i didn't know! I thought it was easy but then i know

[spartan55]

I can almost guarantee you will be getting peepee on that floor.

[Asker]

challenge accepted! Now i have another reason to get a partner😂

[spartan55]

Lol. Nothing like putting the 🛒 before the 🐴 horse.

[Asker]

I dont get it..🤔

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Absofuckinglutely! She can hold whatever she wants & if the is holding it while I’m peeing hopefully you aims it right if not she is going to have to clean the toilet.

[kuffs]

My wife tried that once years ago. If i remember she couldn’t aim well. If she wanted to do it agin i would let her because she's holding my dick and that’s always good.

[Asker]

haha nice

[TheUniqueOne96]

If she wanted to, I guess so. 😂

[TadCurious]

It would probably be better to try it in a secluded place outside. Your guy would probably start getting hard when you held his penis and that would affect your accuracy in directing the stream.
I'd be willing to try it though even though I would start getting hard just thinking about it. But it would be fun to try.

[Asker]

yeah i dont blame you for thinking that way.. we never had to do it so its probblaby true

[MementoMori777]

I guess if she really wanted too, I don't see any harm in it smh 😂

[Bricealan]

Are you psychic or what? My wife did that when we first got together. I thought it was 'odd' to say the least, but she stood behind me and held, and I can't remember if she hit the toilet bowl or not? Strange, but true.

[Asker]

lol... thats funny 😂

[Dargil]

Sure, in a private setting. Aim it like a garden hose. She can even play with it like this.

https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.3l1QnL21v-RfCzg84GrkGAAAAA?pid=ImgDet&dpr=3.5

[Asker]

haha nice