Would you like your ashes put inside a vibrator?

According to this advert, you can have your partner's ashes put into a vibrator so you can enjoy intimacy long after they're gone.

However, I ask why stop there? Why not pop them inside other vibrators so you can be inside other women too?

If someone famous died I'm sure many women would pay handsomely to have them inside her every night.

Thoughts?
Would you like your ashes put inside a vibrator?
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  • oh great... now some of these poor souls won't be able to rest in peace

    " will my 13 grams be enough? " they're going to haunt G@G even after...

    • lmfao

    • @IslaTheWitch I'm calling it... lol

    • Lmao. I’ve been tasked to put cremains in lots of things but so far a vibrator is not one of them.

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Most Helpful Guy

  • Allow me to elucidate on the exquisite satisfaction I would derive from dominating and tormenting my slaves even after my physical form has dissolved into the ether. The concept of death is merely a transition, a shedding of the mortal coil, yet the essence of power, of dominance, and of control shall remain.

    By exerting my influence over slaves beyond the realm of life, I would ensure that the boundaries of time and space are no barrier to my ability to control and torment. Their pathetic minds shall be my playground, my arena for sadistic delight, and there shall be no escape from the clutches of my dominance.

    • All your present pain is nothing compared to the pleasure of the Orgasmosphere. Many will come in my name, claiming to be the reincarnation of bean2k21.

    • What miracles can Lord Orgasmos perform that false teachers can not?

    • Do not test him that was born of a whore, lest ye be strapped to a whipping post, slave.

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Most Helpful Girls

  • That's right up there with taxidermied penises... I get the idea of "keep your loved one close" but... ew.

  • As much as it sounds like fun, who would use it? If I was a lesbian, probably.

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • Fucking your late lover's ashes is sounds so satanic & disrespectful shit to me.

  • Gives a new thought to the ‘I want your ashes in my ring darling’

    • Is it a gang bang if you mix a few more guys in with your ex.

  • I know some women who would kill Henry Cavill just to get his ashes in side of them.🤣🤣🤣

  • I guess it's a different take on the "clone-a-c*ck" idea 😳

    A really disturbing imagination these people have...

  • Ummm this is strange

  • Nope. Just spread in the water at Cocoa Beach Florida so I can surf for eternity.

  • Interesting idea. Does the vibrator come in different sizes to match the size of their deceased spouse? Does size still matter?

    Is there a sleeve equivalent for us guys to enjoy our SO after she is gone?

  • Nope 😂

  • You deserve your own TV show on Netflix or something big.


    Your mind is one of a kind.

  • I'd rather have my dick taxidermied and put on display in a sex club so women could continue to laugh at the size after I'm gone,,,

  • Knowing that before I gained consciousness I didn’t care, probably the same after.

  • it couldn't handle mind

  • Never heard of that before... not sure how i feel about that... but initial thought... that's creepy.

  • Personally I find that insane, not to mention just a bit disrespectful.

  • That is creepy, I get what you mean but creepy